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| ReedEnterprise | Mon Aug 4, 2014 12:17 pm Post #1 |
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I thought a thread about great lines from tv shows would be appropriate. I don't know if there is a thread here for it or not. Try to keep it to tv. You can either do the exact line or paraphrase.... To paraphrase a line in FALLING SKIES One character asks, what planet are you from? She relies, Brooklyn. I thought it was funny, considering I'm from Brooklyn. |
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"Reed Alert, that's not bad".....Malcolm Reed tIqjaj yInlIj 'ej bIchepjaj LL&P in Klingon "I am Mork from Ork. NaNu NaNu" ![]() ![]() | |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Aug 6, 2014 10:18 pm Post #2 |
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chandler from friends had a lot of good ones. "i'm not so good with advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?" (may not be exact) |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| Mojochi | Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:39 am Post #3 |
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SHERLOCK'S best man speech: When John first broached the subject of being best man, I was confused. I confess at first I didn’t realise he was asking me. When finally I understood, I expressed to him that I was both flattered and ... surprised. I explained to him that I’d never expected this request and I was a little daunted in the face of it. I nonetheless promised that I would do my very best to accomplish a task which was – for me – as demanding and difficult as any I had ever contemplated. Additionally, I thanked him for the trust he’d placed in me . It later transpired that I had said none of this out loud. Done that. ... Done that ... Done that bit ... Done that bit ... Done that bit ... Hmm ... I’m afraid, John, I can’t congratulate you. All emotions, and in particular love, stand opposed to the pure, cold reason I hold above all things. A wedding is, in my considered opinion, nothing short of a celebration of all that is false and specious and irrational and sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world. Today we honour the death-watch beetle that is the doom of our society and, in time – one feels certain – our entire species. But anyway ... let’s talk about John...... If I burden myself with a little help-mate during my adventures, it is not out of sentiment or caprice – it is that he has many fine qualities of his own that he has overlooked in his obsession with me. Indeed, any reputation I have for mental acuity and sharpness comes, in truth, from the extraordinary contrast John so selflessly provides. It is a fact, I believe, that brides tend to favour exceptionally plain bridesmaids for their big day. There is a certain analogy there, I feel....... and contrast is, after all, God’s own plan to enhance the beauty of his creation ...... or it would be if God were not a ludicrous fantasy designed to provide a career opportunity for the family idiot. the point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant and all-round obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet.... I am dismissive of the virtuous ......unaware of the beautiful ........ and uncomprehending in the face of the happy. So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be best man, it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend..... Certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing. John, I am a ridiculous man .... redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship. But, as I’m apparently your best friend, I cannot congratulate you on your choice of companion..... Actually, now I can...... Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable. John, you have endured war, and injury, and tragic loss ....... so sorry again about that last one ..... so know this: today you sit between the woman you have made your wife and the man you have saved – in short, the two people who love you most in all this world. And I know I speak for Mary as well when I say we will never let you down, and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that. |
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| AWOLangel | Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:26 pm Post #4 |
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from the golden girls; Rebecca: I'm havin' this baby in a birthin' center. They emphasize natural childbirth without any painkillers. Blanche: Honey, I know I told you where babies come from, but did I ever mention where they come OUT? [Rose and Dorothy are attempting to move a new toilet into the bathroom] Rose: Oh, don't give up, Dorothy. If the ancient Egyptians could move twenty ton stone blocks to build the pyramids, we can move a toilet. Dorothy: Fine, Rose. Get me twenty thousand Hebrews and I'll see what I can do. Stan: Hello Sophia, you're looking younger every day. Sophia: Hi Stan, and that's a beautiful toupee you're wearing. Great, now we're both liars. Dorothy: Well Blanche is certainly taking her sister's novel better than I would. I would kill my sister Gloria if she ever wrote about my sex life. Sophia: You would kill your sister over a pamphlet? Blanche: Oh girls... I'm just in ecstasy. My body is tingling all over. You will never guess what just happened. Sophia: We know what happened. Let us just guess what part of the Middle East he's from. [Jean, a lesbian friend of Dorothy's, is visiting] Dorothy: Ma, did Jean sleep with you last night? Sophia: Dorothy, there are a lot of things I wanna try before I die, but that's not one of them! |
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| ReedEnterprise | Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:24 pm Post #5 |
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You could go on and on for days with THE GOLDEN GIRLS. I LOVE that show. |
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"Reed Alert, that's not bad".....Malcolm Reed tIqjaj yInlIj 'ej bIchepjaj LL&P in Klingon "I am Mork from Ork. NaNu NaNu" ![]() ![]() | |
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| spocklet | Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:10 pm Post #6 |
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Live long and prosper.....!!
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Oh Madam is more into The Golden Girls than me, but I saw a few of them. And yeah it seems made for those actresses, would be hard to imagine anybody else in those roles !! |
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| ReedEnterprise | Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:39 pm Post #7 |
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I think that's why I love HOT IN CLEVELAND so much. Similar concept with younger ladies, but really not by much.....and Betty White is on it. Classic lines and amazing guest stars. Shatner was on last years season premiere |
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"Reed Alert, that's not bad".....Malcolm Reed tIqjaj yInlIj 'ej bIchepjaj LL&P in Klingon "I am Mork from Ork. NaNu NaNu" ![]() ![]() | |
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| ReedEnterprise | Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:29 am Post #8 |
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"How am I gonna unsee that?"....Richard Castle after he sees his daughter Alexis dressed in costume at a scifi convention. Love him |
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"Reed Alert, that's not bad".....Malcolm Reed tIqjaj yInlIj 'ej bIchepjaj LL&P in Klingon "I am Mork from Ork. NaNu NaNu" ![]() ![]() | |
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| Mojochi | Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:51 pm Post #9 |
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That's very similar to a line he had as Malcolm Reynolds in Serenity, when Kaylee says "Goin on a year now, I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries" To which he replies "OH GOD! I can't KNOW that!" |
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| wissaboo | Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:55 pm Post #10 |
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man i miss that show
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| jespah | Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:05 am Post #11 |
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Barney Miller has a ton. Yemana: [when he's stoned on the brownies with the hashish] Barney, Barney, Barney, is your mother from Killarney? [a minute later] Yemana: What do you say we guys go down to the beach, and shoot some clams? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072472/quotes |
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Once Ixalla was ready, Tathrelle cornered her. “Before we leave for work, I just want to tell you, I’m sorry. I guess I sort of shut down last night. I know you were in pain and I wasn’t too terribly supportive.” There was a wall covering in the main part of their chamber, something that Tathrelle hadn’t noticed before. She stared at it for a second and then shook her head. Outside, a disembodied voice announced from a hidden speaker, “It is time to travel to all daytime places of employment. Transportation sleighs are available and ready. Citizens are encouraged to thank the sleigh drivers at the end of a successful transport. The government recommends haste, and requests that all pregnant persons be given preference for seating in their designated areas.” A little distracted, Ixalla just asked, “Pain?” Untrustworthy - by me, actually. It's for sale on Amazon - Yeah, I'm a published author jespah My author page on Facebook Author of Untrustworthy I blog about Startrek fanfiction..Honk if you love silence. | |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:50 pm Post #12 |
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from star trek: voyager janeway: "we're starfleet officers, weird is part of the job." -------- janeway: "at ease, ensign, before you sprain something." |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:56 pm Post #13 |
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from xena: warrior princess Leah: Life as a priestess to the virgin goddess Hestia isn't all that hard, the most important rule is to know who you are. Gabrielle: Believe me, if I have to go the rest of my life without "companionship", "knowing myself" won't be a problem. |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:59 pm Post #14 |
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from hercules: the legendary journeys Autolycus: Ah, my fame spread like wildfire. Iolaus: No, more like a bad rash. |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:03 pm Post #15 |
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from macgyver [about macgyver's apartment] Pete: Boy, don't you ever dust this place? MacGyver: Twice a year, like clockwork. MacGyver: I'm not gonna take it in the back, and I'm not gonna take it laying down, so you're just gonna have to shoot me face to face. I can't believe I said that... Pete: Jack, having you as a friend is a little bit like owning a pet disease. |
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| AWOLangel | Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:07 pm Post #16 |
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from magnum p.i. [Rick is trying to pay Higgins] Rick: Here, for your inconvenience. Higgins: [refusing it] I don't accept tips. TC Calvin: I'll bet you don't give 'em either. Magnum: One of the cliches of my profession is that to get information from a bartender you have to slip him bills of various denominations. Bills that you can't afford with pictures of unfamiliar presidents and usually for information that isn't worth it. |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:01 pm Post #17 |
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from daria (a MTV animated show) Mr. DeMartino: Can anyone give me another example of a group using coercive techniques such as peer-pressure, chanting, and social-isolation to achieve control over its members? Britney: Cheerleading? Mr. DeMartino: Ah, Britney, sometimes despite a complete lack of insight, you stumble upon an interesting answer. Ms. Defoe: Good work, Daria. Your cube is BURSTING out of the picture plane. You've really created the illusion of depth. Daria: I'm thinking of going into politics. [Daria is going through Jane's sketchbook] Daria: These are really good. I didn't know you studied life drawing. Jane: Yeah, last summer. Daria: You're really bursting out of the picture plane here. Jane: Oh, yeah. That particular model was quite bursty. I think she had her bursts done. |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:08 pm Post #18 |
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from daria in is it fall yet? (a tv movie they had) Mr. O'Neill: Now remember, the P-STATs are a good "dry run" for your college boards. If you got 1,200 points or better, kudos! You'll have a wide and exciting choice of colleges. And for those with less, uh, robust scores, there are still wonderful opportunities in the food services sector. Jane: Daria! Daria: How are things going? Jane: Fine! Fine! Fine! Couldn't be better! Daria: Sucks, huh? Jane: Only in a mind numbingly pretentious way. Daria: You didn't make any friends at that art colony, did you? Jane: Nope. Well, except this one girl... until she got fresh. Daria: [shocked] You're not kidding. |
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| AWOLangel | Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:17 pm Post #19 |
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daria in is it college yet? (the tv movie/series finale) [On Jane's plans to go to an art college after graduation] Trent: I don't really think you're a sell-out. Jane: Well, that's not exactly an apology, but you know what they say about beggars. Trent: That they'll only spend it on booze? Jane: Never mind. [Everyone is talking about colleges they've applied to] Jodie Abigail Landon: Kevin, do you know where you're going? Kevin Thompson: It's a secret, man. Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie: Why? Is the school embarrassed? Kevin Thompson: Why would it be embarrassed? I'm a QB. It's not like I'm a brain or anything. Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie: Truer words were never spoken. Kevin Thompson: Thanks, man! Jane: [about Tom] He said he looked up to you? Daria: Isn't that weird? Flattering, but weird. Jane: No... I guess I could see where people would value your opinion and take what you say very seriously. Daria: Really? Where can I meet these people? Jane: Well, I kind of take what you say seriously. Daria: What's in that cup? |
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| jadziaezri | Fri Feb 27, 2015 5:25 am Post #20 |
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Well?!?!
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I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you |
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