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| CaptainJaneway | Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:23 pm Post #1 |
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http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/18-celebrities-who_ve-aged-horribly?format=SLIDESHOW&page=32 Now some of this is bullshit. They have Sophia Loren on their list. She has aged better than anyone in showbiz except for maybe Jaclyn Smith. Some are spot on like Mickey Rourke who went from heart throb to a changeling worse than odo. But they do have a sense of humor. Look at slide #32, Sarah Jessica Parker
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| wissaboo | Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:27 pm Post #2 |
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the skinny skinny ones tend to do worse. I've heard that Mickey's bout with boxing and the reconstruction it made necessary is what happened to his face. |
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| CaptainJaneway | Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:30 pm Post #3 |
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I have too, and its such a shame as he was a very, very, very good looking man. Same with Bruce Jenner. He was quite the stud back in the day. Now he looks like an old lesbian Skinny and fair complexion are usually not a good combo for aging. Its very unfortunate. |
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| Alisium | Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:33 pm Post #4 |
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How can you age w/o aging. RE: Heidi Montag (from what 22 to 25, yeah huge life span there) Brittney Spears Christina Agulera (however the fuck you spell it.) |
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| wissaboo | Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:36 pm Post #5 |
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I saw this magazine cover one day about "aging" celebrities with giant print that said "what happened!!!!" then a picture of someone at 25 and 60. Gee, I wonder what happened lol |
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| Mojochi | Thu Jan 2, 2014 4:31 pm Post #6 |
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The name of Bobcat Goldthwait's last comedy special? Yoo don't look the same either. Look it up on Netflix. It's pretty damn funny 10 rules of thumb for aging well, & by aging I mean getting old looking, because that shit happens to everyone. 1. Steer clear of plastic surgery or other "beatification" procedures. It doesn't stop your face from aging. It only stops it from looking like your face aging, or any human face for that matter, & makes it look like a Founder that hasn't shapeshifted for too long, and frankly, anytime you have surgery where they knock your ass out, there's a chance you die. Ask Kanye's mom. 2. Steer clear of bad habits, drugs, booze, cigarettes, etc... Nothing adds miles faster than that shit, short of cancer. If your insides are going through hell, it's only a matter of time before your outside tells the tale. 3. Eat real food, you vegan nutjob. I don't care what you think or where you read it. They don't call us omnivores because we can choose to eat anything. We're called that because we require a balanced diet of everything. Omni = All, not whatever you damn well want. 4. Lay off, or at least cut down on the makeup. Let that skin on your face breathe, Lady, or you'll be applying it with a spackle before long, to cover up the mileage it's adding. 5. Stay out of the damn sun, or get some SPF, & quit grilling yourself medium rare in a cancer booth. That should go without saying, like don't get punched in the face for a living. There's nothing wrong with white skin, really. Some of the hottest people EVER had the palest skin on Earth. Ever heard the phrase "Comfortable in your own skin"? Apparently not. 6. Don't get punched in the face for a living....... Yeah. Randy Couture's ears. That's all I'm saying. Also don't be an actor. What most people don't realize is that acting means doing countless takes making the same faces endlessly, overexaggerating your face & whatnot. Their job requires them to age their face faster. Remember when your mom told you to stop making that face or it will stick that way? She didn't mean it literally. She told you that because she knows that the more you make exaggerated faces, the more you age your face, & it's a habit worth nipping in the bud. Frown lines, crows feet, furled brow, Shar-Pei forehead. All that shit comes from how you work your face & how often. 7. Buy good soap, & lotions & oils & shit, even if you're a dude. That shit helps, Man. Truth is, people with naturally oilier skin age better. Waxing that car & wiping the seats down with Armor All, but can't figure out how to keep your lips from looking like you just walked the Sahara. 8. Sleep. Sleeeeeeep. Lots of it. I know you're busy. Gots to get you some, or get some more, but sack out 6-8 hours a day, & on a day off, get a couple more, or grab a nap now & then. I know it's you're life you could be up living, but I swear, no one ever laid on their deathbed regretting all the things they could have done, if only they.... hadn't slept so much. 9. Don't sweat. Actually sweating is good. I mean metaphorically, like "Don't sweat it". or don't stress. Let it slide. I gotta say. It ain't for everybody, but us folks that don't have kids driving us up a wall, we get a whole lot less mileage on our mugs. Every president in the last 20 years went in looking like a rock star, & came out looking like an..... ex-rock star, & in most cases they didn't even get the sex, drugs, & deafening music, whilst living like nomads. 10. Take care of yourself, exercise & shit. You don't have to be a maniac at it. Put down the coffee. Breathe fresh air. Drink fresh water. You know, treat your body like you're fucking happy to have it, which you ought to be, instead of treating it like you're pissed it isn't what you want it to be. |
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| spocklet | Fri Jan 3, 2014 12:26 am Post #7 |
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Live long and prosper.....!!
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![]() Excellent list, and I know it's not difinitive, but we really should mention genes. Now my parents both died in their late 70's, but looked like they were still in their late 50's or so. And at 60, I'm pleased to say that the wrinkles and lines seem to have passed me by. Even though (#2 on your list) I both smoke and drink alcohol !! |
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| jespah | Fri Jan 3, 2014 8:11 am Post #8 |
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Actually, with plastic surgery, it depends. Some people have clearly had work done, but it's been good work (folks like Helen Mirren). http://famousplastic.net/2013/07/15/helen-mirren-reveals-the-results-of-her-recent-plastic-surgery/ Then there are the ones who've had lousy surgery done, like, well, these folks - http://www.womansday.com/life/10-worst-celebrity-plastic-surgery-mishaps-103522 But I wouldn't lump all plastic surgery together (disclaimer: I've had work done, but it wasn't facial). Also would add, use sunscreen and not just on the face - use it on the neck. A lot of people don't seem to do that. |
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| wissaboo | Fri Jan 3, 2014 9:17 am Post #9 |
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I agree with the surgery. It is often done well. And when it is we can't really see it. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jan 3, 2014 9:14 pm Post #10 |
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i think it also helps to know when to stop. if you get the face-lift & the botox & the chemical peels & stuff injected into your lips, that just wrecks you after awhile. |
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| Pengelou | Sat Jan 4, 2014 6:43 pm Post #11 |
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This is doing it right
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| Mojochi | Sat Jan 4, 2014 7:09 pm Post #12 |
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I was talking more about aging. Helen Mirren is already aged. At her age, (near 70) do whatever you want, but for someone Renee Zellweger's or Nicole Kidman's age to be going under the knife is counterproductive. It makes them look unrealistic. Hell, it's so out of control now that people in their 20s are getting the nonsense done, like Lindsay Lohan or Megan Fox, who are 27 for god sake. Good god, Clay Aiken is 35 & looks like a Kroftt Puppet now
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| wissaboo | Sat Jan 4, 2014 7:25 pm Post #13 |
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yeah, that is true |
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| Mojochi | Sat Jan 4, 2014 10:25 pm Post #14 |
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I've actually read some articles about that. The neck & woman's décolletage area can have terrible effects from sun exposure |
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| jespah | Sun Jan 5, 2014 8:07 am Post #15 |
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You can get skin cancer there as well as anywhere else. |
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Once Ixalla was ready, Tathrelle cornered her. “Before we leave for work, I just want to tell you, I’m sorry. I guess I sort of shut down last night. I know you were in pain and I wasn’t too terribly supportive.” There was a wall covering in the main part of their chamber, something that Tathrelle hadn’t noticed before. She stared at it for a second and then shook her head. Outside, a disembodied voice announced from a hidden speaker, “It is time to travel to all daytime places of employment. Transportation sleighs are available and ready. Citizens are encouraged to thank the sleigh drivers at the end of a successful transport. The government recommends haste, and requests that all pregnant persons be given preference for seating in their designated areas.” A little distracted, Ixalla just asked, “Pain?” Untrustworthy - by me, actually. It's for sale on Amazon - Yeah, I'm a published author jespah My author page on Facebook Author of Untrustworthy I blog about Startrek fanfiction..Honk if you love silence. | |
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