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440 lb virgin sends girl freind to er
Topic Started: Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:19 pm (480 Views)
wissaboo
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my friend had heard this story about a man coming in with another man's hand. We tried for years to figure out how they drove there.

Apparantly there is a muscle in there that if you irritate it enough it will sieze up and clamp on to whatever is in there.
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Mojochi
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...........................

BTW... since we're in the neighborhood, did you know it was possible to break (fracture) a penis? It's involves severe torqueing in unhealthy ways, or rapid blunt force while erect, but it's not only possible, it's excruciating, & requires immediate surgical repair

Apparently... it makes a popping or cracking sound when it happens :lus:
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Mojochi
Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:25 pm
BTW... since we're in the neighborhood, did you know it was possible to break (fracture) a penis? It's involves severe torqueing in unhealthy ways, or rapid blunt force while erect, but it's not only possible, it's excruciating, & requires immediate surgical repair

Apparently... it makes a popping or cracking sound when it happens :lus:
I had heard of penile fracture before, I had hoped it was only an urban legend
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I've heard of it too. Something about someone falling out of a tree
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Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:25 pm
BTW... since we're in the neighborhood, did you know it was possible to break (fracture) a penis? It's involves severe torqueing in unhealthy ways, or rapid blunt force while erect, but it's not only possible, it's excruciating, & requires immediate surgical repair

Apparently... it makes a popping or cracking sound when it happens :lus:
i heard about that on dr. oz

and then it happened to one of the doctors on gray's anatomy.
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
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Live long and prosper.....!!

:lol:

While on the subject, had a girlfriend a loooong time ago who used to insist that "It's an exit, not an entrance" !!
R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro
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Wow.....what a thread lol
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:48 pm
Wow.....what a thread lol
yeah, it went downhill quickly.
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
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Sherlock... I mean... KHANNNNNNN

AWOLangel
Mon Dec 23, 2013 5:50 pm
Mojochi
Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:25 pm
BTW... since we're in the neighborhood, did you know it was possible to break (fracture) a penis? It's involves severe torqueing in unhealthy ways, or rapid blunt force while erect, but it's not only possible, it's excruciating, & requires immediate surgical repair

Apparently... it makes a popping or cracking sound when it happens :lus:
i heard about that on dr. oz

and then it happened to one of the doctors on gray's anatomy.
:lol: I remember that episode!
:lus:
It's a Star Trek Miracle!
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Live long and prosper.....!!

AWOLangel
Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:31 pm
ReedEnterprise
Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:48 pm
Wow.....what a thread lol
yeah, it went downhill quickly.
:lol:

Yeah threads tend to do that !!
R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro
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I enjoyed reading this way to much...

I caused an injury to a man before... There was blood...*sigh* it really wasn't my fault though...the position I was in... I had zero control. He did it too himself really...
All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me. :violet:
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what's the saying?

never do anything that you be embarrassed to explain to an ER doctor.
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
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Live long and prosper.....!!

:lol:

I got another one - don't read while doing something else, especially if there's other people around !!
R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro
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