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| CaptainJaneway | Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:19 pm Post #1 |
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/19/gregg-casarona_n_4474746.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular I cant make shit up this good. Apparently they are making a series about sexual romps that send people to the er, it mentions it later in the article.
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| Alisium | Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:44 pm Post #2 |
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An object in motion... |
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| wissaboo | Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:19 pm Post #3 |
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I've seen some pretty horrifying lists of romantic injuries out there. |
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| CaptainJaneway | Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:26 pm Post #4 |
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I had a roommate once who was hung very very nicely. More than once did a prospective suitor end up in the ER getting a few stitches to their derriere. |
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| wissaboo | Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:29 pm Post #5 |
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| CaptainJaneway | Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:32 pm Post #6 |
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I know. That guy had charm up the kazoo. He was literally beating them off with sticks. Made me want to get a shirt that said "No Stitches Required"
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| wissaboo | Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:34 pm Post #7 |
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I used to have a friend that was an xray technician. She had interesting stories about what would and would not show up in an xray if you put it up your bum. |
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| Alisium | Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:34 pm Post #8 |
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Frozen hot-dogs. Always a favorite urban myth of mine. Although something similar happened to my wife. |
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| CaptainJaneway | Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:06 pm Post #9 |
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A friend of mine worked as an x ray tech for a while. She too saw some interesting things up there. Most notable was a man that came in with several Barbie head's in his colon. She said you could see the faces smiling pretty clearly on the x ray. |
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| CaptainJaneway | Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:07 pm Post #10 |
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...oh this should be good, do tell |
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| Alisium | Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:10 pm Post #11 |
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Not much really. She had a pink toy with a light in the head. Well the head was only glued to the rest of the body as a cap after the light was put in. Apparently with enough vigor the cap will come off and when the toy exits the body, the cap stays inside and I have to help dig it out. |
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| CaptainJaneway | Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:15 pm Post #12 |
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One of my buddies knew a surgeon and he told them that's why toys have that large base. Apparently the human body creates a vacuum
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| AWOLangel | Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:33 pm Post #13 |
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speaking of things weird things "up the bum" i've heard stories, don't know how true; weird stuff below Spoiler: click to toggle
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| CaptainJaneway | Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:41 pm Post #14 |
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when it comes to things up there, or other embarrassing sexual situations guys are horrible liars I don't know how it got up there...hey hand me that cucumber Ive never done this before I swear...gulp Of course I don't like this...why did you stop
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| Mojochi | Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:50 pm Post #15 |
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Do NOT get me started. I've worked in E.Rs & O.Rs for a decade. I've heard it all A screwdriver A wine bottle broken off at the neck An apple... An entire fucking apple A stainless steel SPOON! (We get convicts & they hide their shivs up there) I'm going to stop now
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| CaptainJaneway | Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:52 pm Post #16 |
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I don't know what's more fascinating. That it got there in the first place or how things snap back once those items have been removed...and with that ill stop now
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| Mojochi | Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:00 pm Post #17 |
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By the way, the back door is not the only place a man can come to the e.r having lost something in him. One word: Crayon |
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| Alisium | Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:08 pm Post #18 |
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I once new a girl that wanted to finger my "front door". I said, "Absolutely fucking not!" |
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| CaptainJaneway | Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:20 pm Post #19 |
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sounding. Yet another fetish I don't understand.
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| Alisium | Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:23 pm Post #20 |
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Yeah, fetishes are like nouns. Persons, places or things. Mature ladies, in public with pleather catsuits. not fucking crayons up your dick. |
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I cant make shit up this good. Apparently they are making a series about sexual romps that send people to the er, it mentions it later in the article.











sounding. Yet another fetish I don't understand.

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