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440 lb virgin sends girl freind to er
Topic Started: Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:19 pm (479 Views)
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/19/gregg-casarona_n_4474746.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

:lol: I cant make shit up this good. Apparently they are making a series about sexual romps that send people to the er, it mentions it later in the article.
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I've seen some pretty horrifying lists of romantic injuries out there.
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:19 pm
I've seen some pretty horrifying lists of romantic injuries out there.
I had a roommate once who was hung very very nicely. More than once did a prospective suitor end up in the ER getting a few stitches to their derriere.
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yikes
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:29 pm
yikes
I know. That guy had charm up the kazoo. He was literally beating them off with sticks. Made me want to get a shirt that said "No Stitches Required" :lol:
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I used to have a friend that was an xray technician. She had interesting stories about what would and would not show up in an xray if you put it up your bum.
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Frozen hot-dogs.

Always a favorite urban myth of mine.

Although something similar happened to my wife.
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:34 pm
I used to have a friend that was an xray technician. She had interesting stories about what would and would not show up in an xray if you put it up your bum.
A friend of mine worked as an x ray tech for a while. She too saw some interesting things up there. Most notable was a man that came in with several Barbie head's in his colon. She said you could see the faces smiling pretty clearly on the x ray.
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:34 pm
Frozen hot-dogs.

Always a favorite urban myth of mine.

Although something similar happened to my wife.
...oh this should be good, do tell
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Not much really.

She had a pink toy with a light in the head. Well the head was only glued to the rest of the body as a cap after the light was put in.

Apparently with enough vigor the cap will come off and when the toy exits the body, the cap stays inside and I have to help dig it out.
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:10 pm
Not much really.

She had a pink toy with a light in the head. Well the head was only glued to the rest of the body as a cap after the light was put in.

Apparently with enough vigor the cap will come off and when the toy exits the body, the cap stays inside and I have to help dig it out.
One of my buddies knew a surgeon and he told them that's why toys have that large base. Apparently the human body creates a vacuum :huh:
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:34 pm
I used to have a friend that was an xray technician. She had interesting stories about what would and would not show up in an xray if you put it up your bum.
speaking of things weird things "up the bum" i've heard stories, don't know how true;


weird stuff below



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Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:33 pm
wissaboo
Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:34 pm
I used to have a friend that was an xray technician. She had interesting stories about what would and would not show up in an xray if you put it up your bum.
speaking of things weird things "up the bum" i've heard stories, don't know how true;


weird stuff below



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:lol: when it comes to things up there, or other embarrassing sexual situations guys are horrible liars

I don't know how it got up there...hey hand me that cucumber
Ive never done this before I swear...gulp
Of course I don't like this...why did you stop


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Do NOT get me started. I've worked in E.Rs & O.Rs for a decade. I've heard it all

A screwdriver
A wine bottle broken off at the neck
An apple... An entire fucking apple
A stainless steel SPOON! (We get convicts & they hide their shivs up there)

I'm going to stop now :lus:
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:50 pm
Do NOT get me started. I've worked in E.Rs & O.Rs for a decade. I've heard it all

A screwdriver
A wine bottle broken off at the neck
An apple... An entire fucking apple
A SPOON! (We get convicts & they hide their shivs up there)

I'm going to stop now :lus:
I don't know what's more fascinating. That it got there in the first place or how things snap back once those items have been removed...and with that ill stop now :lol:
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By the way, the back door is not the only place a man can come to the e.r having lost something in him. One word: Crayon
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I once new a girl that wanted to finger my "front door".

I said, "Absolutely fucking not!"
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:00 pm
By the way, the back door is not the only place a man can come to the e.r having lost something in him. One word: Crayon
:blink: sounding. Yet another fetish I don't understand.
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Yeah, fetishes are like nouns. Persons, places or things.

Mature ladies, in public with pleather catsuits.

not fucking crayons up your dick.
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