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Hey all the single ladies!
Topic Started: Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:44 am (225 Views)
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I want to set this guy up and get the $1500 finders fee. I can't believe he's still single. He seems like such a prize :p

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Racist Romeo Willing to Pay for Non-Fat, Non-Slut, Non-Black Girlfriend


Austin Wedding photographer Larry Busby is so desperate for a girlfriend, he's willing to pay a finders fee of $1,500 to anyone who can help him find one (there's an extra $1,000 in it for you "if this turns into marriage").

But just because he's desperate doesn't mean he doesn't have a long, highly offensive series of very specific demands.

On his website, Sleepless in Austin (mirror), Busby, who naturally goes by his stage name Romeo Rose, lists all the things he needs the girl of his dreams to be — or not to be — before he can agree to date her (sic throughout).

First off, the girl needs to be "attractive." Duh. But what constitutes attractive?

I like girls that are thin, or with a toned or athletic build. A average build is fine too, just as long as you are not over weight. I will not date a overweight or fat girl.

All right, but now what does "overweight" mean?

I like girls that are 130 pounds or less. Of course weight needs to be in proportion to their height, as long as they aren’t considred overweight, they should be fine. Being overweight is a total dealbreaker with me.

So no healthy women. What else?

I also like girls with long hair. I like a girl to look like a girl, not a man, I like a feminine, pretty girl. I like hair down to the shoulders at least. Sometimes I can make exceptions if it is shorter depending on how it looks on the girl. But for the most part, I love long hair.

Hair. Got it. Any particular color?

Redheads are my favorite, next is Brunettes, and next is Blondes, in that order. I like all 3, but I’m just saying if I had to choose, that’s my order of preference.

OK. Long-haired redheads with socially acceptable bodies. Next.

I will not date a Black girl.

Erm, should we be talking about this?

I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry, I will not ever date a Black girl.

Yeah, we definitely shouldn't be talking about this.

However, I will date any other race, Hispanic, Mexican, Spanish, Russian, Italian, French, European, White, whatever, anything except Black.

Oof. Read on:

I do not like glasses on a girl. Although, it’s not a dealbreaker, as long as she can wear contacts at least most of the time.

I do not ever want to have kids, so if a girl is wanting to have babies, I am not her man.

I will not date a girl that does not have a job or career.

I am not looking for any type of woman that is materialistic or a gold digger or expects a man to pay for everything.

I do not like tattoos on a woman. If a woman already has tattoos, it may not be a deal breaker unless she plans to get more in the future. If a woman has something small and feminine like a butterfly or rose already on her ankle or something then it may not necessacerily be a dealbreaker. And it would also help if she would consider having them laser removed, something I might would even pay to have done for her.

To me, tattoos just represent white trash or somone that’s been in prison. I do not care for following trends like mindless sheep and getting tats just because what ever Star on TV got them, they will always be a symbol of White Trash. The Female human body is the most beautiful work of Art God ever created, to tattoo it with ink is the same as vandalising a famous Monet painting with a can of spray paint!

I also do not like piercings on a woman. I do not like a woman to have anything pireced other than her Ears. If she has other piercings it’s not a dealbreaker as long as she removes them and never wears them again.

I do not like gamblers. I will not be in any relationship with a woman that gambles or wastes money on such things.

I do not like strippers! I will not date any girl that has ever been a stripper. I believe that the only person that should ever see a womans naked body is only her boyfriend or husband.

I will not date any girl that has ever had a threesome, or a large number of past sexual partners. I do not want a promiscuous slut, I want a normal, decent, good hearted girlfriend.

I will not date any girl that can not always be honest & faithful to me. This is very important.

I prefer a girl that does not smoke, but as long as she does not smoke in my house or around me, if she can go outside and smoke, then I can live with that. I lived with my ex girlfriend for Eleven years, and she was a smoker.

I will not date any girl if she is still friends with any men that she has been intimate with in the past, I believe once a relationship with someone is over, it’s OVER.

I will not date a selfish woman. I do not like selfish women at all.

I do not like sarcastic or cynical people, I do not like people that always think negatively either, so that type of girl would also not be a good match for me.

I know sometimes on my website here, I may seem like a negative person because I point out sooooo many things that I dislike, but I assure you I am a very positive person, I am just tring to put out here my likes/dislikes so you can know more about me and what type of girl may get along with me.

I do not expect a girl to agree with all of my beliefs or opinions etc, but I do not like to argue, and it’s very important that we can live in peace together if at some point the girl & I live together. I like to live in a quiet & peaceful environment. That is extremely important to me.

I like a girl that dresses on the conservative side. Not like a slut, and not anything weird. Just normal is fine. T-Shirt & Jeans are OK. But a girl in a dress really gets my heart racing! I also love it when a girl wears a mini skirt with boots, not cowboy boots, but sexy boots. Or high heels, I love spiked high heels!

I like a girl that takes care of herself and keeps herself clean of course.

I love it when a girl wears sexy lingerie in the bedroom! Especially thigh highs!

I need a girl that can be very warm & affectionate and loving.

It’s also nice if the girl has a big heart and appreciates simples things, and understands the value of sentimental things etc.

I like a girl that appreciates romance and the art of courtship.

Kissing is one of my most favorite things to do with a girl, it’s very important. I also love to hold a girls hand when I am walking with her. And I love sleeping beside a girl and holding her close to me, and spooning with her. In fact THAT is the reason I named this website “Sleepless In Austin” because I haven’t had a single good nights sleep in years, ever since my relationship ended with my ex-girlfriend.

And yes, I also liked the movie Sleepless in Seattle, haha :)

It dosen’t matter at all to me how big or small a girls breasts are. I prefer them to be real & natural though. I am against breast implants, I see that as unnecessery self mutilation, and I would not want a girlfriend that has breast implants.

I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to be 100% as tight as it ever was! Plus, what’s even worse than all of that, is sometimes during childbirth the lips/vulva of a woman get torn and they never look the same as the did originally even after they heal, that’s why some women even get cosmetic reconstructive surgery to their vulvas after childbirth to try and regain their original appearance.

Now I’m not saying having had a kid or two is a for sure dealbreaker for me, but it’s a case by case basis, and I prefer a woman that’s never had kids if possible. My ex-girlfriend that I was with for Eleven years never had kids, she couldn’t because of a hysterectomy at a young age.

I like to get a lot of attention in a relationship, and I like to give it as well.

I also have a very high sex drive.

If you survived all that, you should definitely head over to Reddit to check out the AMA with Romeo Rose. It's full of stuff like this:

I am NOT racist. Just because I don't like the appearnce of black people does not make me racist. Just because I don't like a particular painting, does not mean I dislike the medium of Art as a whole!

But I will say this, Blacks do make up the majority of the inmates in the prisons in the country.

And I think it's White people that make up the majority of white collar executive types of positions in America. Probably more Whites are 1 percenters than there are blacks.

When I think of all of the classical composers like Mozart etc that were pure genius, I don't recall many of them being Black.

This is the 1st black president we've had so far and look what a horrible job he has done.

So in the grand scheme of things, it appears the scales are tilted in favor of Whites being the superior race, after all we weren't the ones that were enslaved workinf cotton fields for 40o years..

Just pointing out that history seems to show whites as always rising to the top and dominating all other countries and cultures and taking what they want and doing as they please, being the dominant, most powerful, most intelligent race....

I'm not saying I personally believe whites are superior to blacks, I am not a scientist, and I have not studied it to any great depth...

Just pointing out some observations.

But, again, for the millionth time, I may be a jerk, but I'm not a racist, there's a big difference.

My best friends are black and I have no hatred for them.

And this:

Well, I've always told people I feel like a old black man trapped in a white mans body. Because I grew up playing Blues music, inspired by Son House, Muddy Waters, Howlin Wolf etc., but most Black men like white women too, so just sayin haha.

And, of course, this:

I never said I was a Don Juan with women, although "Romeo Rose does Pimp them Ho's... From the Ghettos to da Limo's" haha just kidding.

Oh, and for good measure, it should probably be mentioned that Romeo is also anti-choice, anti-gay, and a 9/11 truther.

And a Virgo.

http://gawker.com/racist-romeo-willing-to-pay-for-non-fat-non-slut-non-1385130657


and he's a wedding photographer. Somehow that makes it funnier _lmao_
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Dammit and I'm a Virgo. And white, and female and have never had a child.

'Course the fact that I'm blonde, Jewish, and have an IQ higher than 14 and a BMI higher than that as well would be deal breakers.

Oh and I'm married, but apparently that's not a deal breaker, or at least it's not listed as such.

Gawd.

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Once Ixalla was ready, Tathrelle cornered her. “Before we leave for work, I just want to tell you, I’m sorry. I guess I sort of shut down last night. I know you were in pain and I wasn’t too terribly supportive.” There was a wall covering in the main part of their chamber, something that Tathrelle hadn’t noticed before. She stared at it for a second and then shook her head.

Outside, a disembodied voice announced from a hidden speaker, “It is time to travel to all daytime places of employment. Transportation sleighs are available and ready. Citizens are encouraged to thank the sleigh drivers at the end of a successful transport. The government recommends haste, and requests that all pregnant persons be given preference for seating in their designated areas.”

A little distracted, Ixalla just asked, “Pain?”

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Glorious stuff.

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However, I will date any other race, Hispanic, Mexican, Spanish, Russian, Italian, French, European, White, whatever, anything except Black.


Casting his net wide there

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I do not like glasses on a girl. Although, it’s not a dealbreaker, as long as she can wear contacts at least most of the time.


Fool, glasses are hawt

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The Female human body is the most beautiful work of Art God ever created


With a few hundred provisos, evidently

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I do not like sarcastic or cynical people, I do not like people that always think negatively either, so that type of girl would also not be a good match for me.


He's found a good way of winnowing out this group, at least

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My ex-girlfriend that I was with for Eleven years never had kids, she couldn’t because of a hysterectomy at a young age.


Phew

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When I think of all of the classical composers like Mozart etc that were pure genius, I don't recall many of them being Black.


That's true actually. I don't think black music will ever become popular

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So in the grand scheme of things, it appears the scales are tilted in favor of Whites being the superior race, after all we weren't the ones that were enslaved workinf cotton fields for 40o years..


And that, Gene Roddenberry, is how you write logic

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My best friends are black and I have no hatred for them.


I wonder if they know they're his best friends

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I never said I was a Don Juan with women


...just men?
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http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/

you can check him out. No way in hell is he 6'4" and 195 pounds.
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Poor gal is so poor!! You're right; this kinda music will never, ever catch on.

PS Agreed - no way he's 6'4" etc.

And here's a pic of the POS -
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I would rather go out with the peacock, and suspect I would get far more stimulating conversation out of him.
Once Ixalla was ready, Tathrelle cornered her. “Before we leave for work, I just want to tell you, I’m sorry. I guess I sort of shut down last night. I know you were in pain and I wasn’t too terribly supportive.” There was a wall covering in the main part of their chamber, something that Tathrelle hadn’t noticed before. She stared at it for a second and then shook her head.

Outside, a disembodied voice announced from a hidden speaker, “It is time to travel to all daytime places of employment. Transportation sleighs are available and ready. Citizens are encouraged to thank the sleigh drivers at the end of a successful transport. The government recommends haste, and requests that all pregnant persons be given preference for seating in their designated areas.”

A little distracted, Ixalla just asked, “Pain?”

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Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:06 pm


And here's a pic of the POS -
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Live long and prosper.....!!

Good luck trying to find a partner - maybe 1% of 1% of 1% of the global population would qualify according to that list. Which is good, cos it means all the normal women of the world won't ever be considered !!
R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro
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Plus, what’s even worse than all of that, is sometimes during childbirth the lips/vulva of a woman get torn and they never look the same as the did originally even after they heal, that’s why some women even get cosmetic reconstructive surgery to their vulvas after childbirth to try and regain their original appearance.

If I still had a vulva untouched by childbirth I'd be hesitant to let those teeth near it :duck:
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I will not date a girl that does not have a job or career.

I am not looking for any type of woman that is materialistic or a gold digger or expects a man to pay for everything.

probably because he expects the woman to pay for him. :rolleyes:

and he doesn't want a gold digger? like a wedding photographer
has that much money that a woman would marry him for.
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
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Sherlock... I mean... KHANNNNNNN

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And here's a pic of the POS -
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Awww & here I was all ready to offer to marry him but....

I don't like guys who look exactly like him. I'm not saying how he looks is a dealbreaker, if he was willing to have plastic surgery & change his personality then I might reconsider. But wait... Having a pet Peacock, now that I'm afraid is a dealbreaker!

Sorry Romeo I'm not gonna be your Juilet!
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I'm not reading all of that :lus:

I made it as far as the tattoo blurb & made that decision. I'm comfortable with it
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How do I collect my finder's fee?
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You have found his mirror universe girlfriend! :liz:

I don't know how you did it, but you sir are the Yoda of porn
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she does have shoulder length hair
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With any luck it's a weave
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Actually, we shouldn't do this.

To her.

She doesn't deserve this crap.
Once Ixalla was ready, Tathrelle cornered her. “Before we leave for work, I just want to tell you, I’m sorry. I guess I sort of shut down last night. I know you were in pain and I wasn’t too terribly supportive.” There was a wall covering in the main part of their chamber, something that Tathrelle hadn’t noticed before. She stared at it for a second and then shook her head.

Outside, a disembodied voice announced from a hidden speaker, “It is time to travel to all daytime places of employment. Transportation sleighs are available and ready. Citizens are encouraged to thank the sleigh drivers at the end of a successful transport. The government recommends haste, and requests that all pregnant persons be given preference for seating in their designated areas.”

A little distracted, Ixalla just asked, “Pain?”

Untrustworthy - by me, actually. It's for sale on Amazon
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Well, she's obviously happy to have her piccy taken !!
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