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| wissaboo | Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:44 am Post #1 |
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I want to set this guy up and get the $1500 finders fee. I can't believe he's still single. He seems like such a prize
http://gawker.com/racist-romeo-willing-to-pay-for-non-fat-non-slut-non-1385130657 and he's a wedding photographer. Somehow that makes it funnier
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| jespah | Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:33 am Post #2 |
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Dammit and I'm a Virgo. And white, and female and have never had a child. 'Course the fact that I'm blonde, Jewish, and have an IQ higher than 14 and a BMI higher than that as well would be deal breakers. Oh and I'm married, but apparently that's not a deal breaker, or at least it's not listed as such. Gawd.
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Once Ixalla was ready, Tathrelle cornered her. “Before we leave for work, I just want to tell you, I’m sorry. I guess I sort of shut down last night. I know you were in pain and I wasn’t too terribly supportive.” There was a wall covering in the main part of their chamber, something that Tathrelle hadn’t noticed before. She stared at it for a second and then shook her head. Outside, a disembodied voice announced from a hidden speaker, “It is time to travel to all daytime places of employment. Transportation sleighs are available and ready. Citizens are encouraged to thank the sleigh drivers at the end of a successful transport. The government recommends haste, and requests that all pregnant persons be given preference for seating in their designated areas.” A little distracted, Ixalla just asked, “Pain?” Untrustworthy - by me, actually. It's for sale on Amazon - Yeah, I'm a published author jespah My author page on Facebook Author of Untrustworthy I blog about Startrek fanfiction..Honk if you love silence. | |
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| stigmata | Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:35 am Post #3 |
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Glorious stuff.
Casting his net wide there
Fool, glasses are hawt
With a few hundred provisos, evidently
He's found a good way of winnowing out this group, at least
Phew
That's true actually. I don't think black music will ever become popular
And that, Gene Roddenberry, is how you write logic
I wonder if they know they're his best friends
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| wissaboo | Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:46 am Post #4 |
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http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/ you can check him out. No way in hell is he 6'4" and 195 pounds. |
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| jespah | Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:06 pm Post #5 |
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Poor gal is so poor!! You're right; this kinda music will never, ever catch on. PS Agreed - no way he's 6'4" etc. And here's a pic of the POS - ![]() I would rather go out with the peacock, and suspect I would get far more stimulating conversation out of him. |
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Once Ixalla was ready, Tathrelle cornered her. “Before we leave for work, I just want to tell you, I’m sorry. I guess I sort of shut down last night. I know you were in pain and I wasn’t too terribly supportive.” There was a wall covering in the main part of their chamber, something that Tathrelle hadn’t noticed before. She stared at it for a second and then shook her head. Outside, a disembodied voice announced from a hidden speaker, “It is time to travel to all daytime places of employment. Transportation sleighs are available and ready. Citizens are encouraged to thank the sleigh drivers at the end of a successful transport. The government recommends haste, and requests that all pregnant persons be given preference for seating in their designated areas.” A little distracted, Ixalla just asked, “Pain?” Untrustworthy - by me, actually. It's for sale on Amazon - Yeah, I'm a published author jespah My author page on Facebook Author of Untrustworthy I blog about Startrek fanfiction..Honk if you love silence. | |
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| wissaboo | Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:12 pm Post #6 |
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| spocklet | Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:18 pm Post #7 |
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Live long and prosper.....!!
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Good luck trying to find a partner - maybe 1% of 1% of 1% of the global population would qualify according to that list. Which is good, cos it means all the normal women of the world won't ever be considered !! |
| R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro | |
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| wissaboo | Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:52 pm Post #8 |
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If I still had a vulva untouched by childbirth I'd be hesitant to let those teeth near it
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| AWOLangel | Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:23 pm Post #9 |
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probably because he expects the woman to pay for him. ![]() and he doesn't want a gold digger? like a wedding photographer has that much money that a woman would marry him for. |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| Lus | Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:57 pm Post #10 |
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Sherlock... I mean... KHANNNNNNN
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Awww & here I was all ready to offer to marry him but.... I don't like guys who look exactly like him. I'm not saying how he looks is a dealbreaker, if he was willing to have plastic surgery & change his personality then I might reconsider. But wait... Having a pet Peacock, now that I'm afraid is a dealbreaker! Sorry Romeo I'm not gonna be your Juilet! |
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| Mojochi | Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:47 pm Post #11 |
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I'm not reading all of that ![]() I made it as far as the tattoo blurb & made that decision. I'm comfortable with it |
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| Alisium | Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:01 pm Post #12 |
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Womb-Raider
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| Mojochi | Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:17 pm Post #13 |
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You have found his mirror universe girlfriend! I don't know how you did it, but you sir are the Yoda of porn |
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| wissaboo | Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:46 pm Post #14 |
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she does have shoulder length hair |
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| stigmata | Thu Sep 26, 2013 5:33 pm Post #15 |
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With any luck it's a weave |
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| jespah | Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:15 am Post #16 |
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Actually, we shouldn't do this. To her. She doesn't deserve this crap. |
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Once Ixalla was ready, Tathrelle cornered her. “Before we leave for work, I just want to tell you, I’m sorry. I guess I sort of shut down last night. I know you were in pain and I wasn’t too terribly supportive.” There was a wall covering in the main part of their chamber, something that Tathrelle hadn’t noticed before. She stared at it for a second and then shook her head. Outside, a disembodied voice announced from a hidden speaker, “It is time to travel to all daytime places of employment. Transportation sleighs are available and ready. Citizens are encouraged to thank the sleigh drivers at the end of a successful transport. The government recommends haste, and requests that all pregnant persons be given preference for seating in their designated areas.” A little distracted, Ixalla just asked, “Pain?” Untrustworthy - by me, actually. It's for sale on Amazon - Yeah, I'm a published author jespah My author page on Facebook Author of Untrustworthy I blog about Startrek fanfiction..Honk if you love silence. | |
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| spocklet | Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:26 am Post #17 |
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Live long and prosper.....!!
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Well, she's obviously happy to have her piccy taken !! |
| R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro | |
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