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How would you do it?
Topic Started: Sun Aug 4, 2013 11:01 pm (548 Views)
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If circumstances ever arose where you had to get rid of a body how would you do it?
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In NYC ??

Easy, put it on a park bench, the bugs will do the rest in no time !!

Drop it into the East River, and give it a wave as it floats out to sea !!

Dress it like Batman, and drop it off the top of the Chrysler Building !!

Sell it to the military for target practice !!

Sit it somewhere public with a tin cup, may as well make some cash !!

Sit it on a subway train, nobody will notice until end of the day, then the cleaners will deal with it !!

A lot of restaurants here, there's bound to be one....!!

Well, you asked !! :lol:
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Forgot to mention.....

Hospitals accept dead bodies, for their surgeons to practice on !!

Similarly, CSI's like dead bodies and have special places they put 'em, to see how they decompose over time. That knowledge helps when they go to a crime scene where somebody died (true that) !!

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Am I misunderstanding? Are we talking about covertly eliminating a body such to evade criminal investigators, or is this just a what do we do with someone who's dead kind of thing?

In which case, buy a casket & bury them in a cemetery, or cremate them depending on their wishes
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Well of course if it's a friend or loved one, then obviously give them a decent send-off. But since that wasn't specified, I was just thinking-up some amusing methods that it could be done !!
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First, we ride together in the HOV lane. Because what good is a corpse if you can't use it for something practical?

Then acid and a chain saw and some wooded area.

Then I'd go out for waffles.
Once Ixalla was ready, Tathrelle cornered her. “Before we leave for work, I just want to tell you, I’m sorry. I guess I sort of shut down last night. I know you were in pain and I wasn’t too terribly supportive.” There was a wall covering in the main part of their chamber, something that Tathrelle hadn’t noticed before. She stared at it for a second and then shook her head.

Outside, a disembodied voice announced from a hidden speaker, “It is time to travel to all daytime places of employment. Transportation sleighs are available and ready. Citizens are encouraged to thank the sleigh drivers at the end of a successful transport. The government recommends haste, and requests that all pregnant persons be given preference for seating in their designated areas.”

A little distracted, Ixalla just asked, “Pain?”

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Gallon of gas, and a box of matches !!

Remember the East River ?? You got some heavy weights ??
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Beam it to the surface of the sun.

Winning!!
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Hmm not quite, first you need to invent the technology to be able to beam anything !!
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wissaboo
Sun Aug 4, 2013 11:01 pm
If circumstances ever arose where you had to get rid of a body how would you do it?
Before I get rid of it, I'd re-enact Weekend at Burney's :violet:
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Mon Aug 5, 2013 8:01 am
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Hmm not quite, first you need to invent the technology to be able to beam anything !!
Not a problem.

It has already been invented. I just need to convert the body to photons.
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Mon Aug 5, 2013 7:33 am
Gallon of gas, and a box of matches !!
An entire human corpse? The stench would last for days, & more labor intensive than you might think
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Ok then.....

Ali, and you would convert it to photons how exactly ??

Mojo, must admit I was thinking of using the same forest that Jespah used, rather than our house !!
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By FIRE!!!!! That's light.

Although, I know how to make an incendiary grenade, so my prospects are better than with gasoline.
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Hmm ok, just need to do it near your beaming tech, preferably without blowing the tech up as well !!
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I've got some in my cellar.
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Hmm forgot to add that one - hire Mojo and Ali to dispose of it !! :lol:
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Mon Aug 5, 2013 9:21 am
Hmm forgot to add that one - hire Mojo and Ali to dispose of it !! :lol:
Were you commenting on mine? I deleted it because after rereading it, It was just too morbid. Suffice it to say I detailed how to boil it in lye & make cadaver gumbo, the way the Mexican Cartels do :denny:
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i live on 57 acres, it wouldnt be hard to get rid of a body here :)
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