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Just how much do men lie about their penis size
Topic Started: Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:12 pm (997 Views)
wissaboo
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what is the end game in lying about it anyway? you really want someone to be dissapointed when you take off your pants?
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Exactly, it just isn't practical.
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Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:28 pm
What about pushup or padded bras...lol...that's a lie too!
i'd count that as such.
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wissaboo
Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:29 pm
what is the end game in lying about it anyway? you really want someone to be dissapointed when you take off your pants?
& to think you're a scumbag liar, with shitty self esteem. What possible service are you doing yourself?
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wissaboo
Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:29 pm
what is the end game in lying about it anyway? you really want someone to be dissapointed when you take off your pants?
unless the guy is hoping to take his
pants off under the covers and not have her
see anything.
there was some documentary on HBO years
ago with guys talking about their penises and
one guy had a small one. he said he the women are happy
with it, until they see it & then they dismiss him.

found what it was.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_Dicks:_Men_Exposed

on the female side of things they also did breasts: a documentary
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Maybe i've lived a sheltered life, but I can't really envision a scenario where this would come up in conversation with a potential ladyfriend
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Alisium
Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:07 pm
AWOLangel
Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:33 pm
so if a guy stuffs some socks in the front of his
pants, that's the same as him telling the lie?
like false advertising or something?
Kids do that. But kids do al kinds of weird desperate things.

I once shaved my leg hairs and vasolined them to my upper lip and thought I was going to pull it off.
:lol:

That was funny! I needed that, thanks Ali
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Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:36 pm
VioletCloud
Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:28 pm
What about pushup or padded bras...lol...that's a lie too!
i'd count that as such.
Me too!
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stigmata
Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:24 pm
Maybe i've lived a sheltered life, but I can't really envision a scenario where this would come up in conversation with a potential ladyfriend
Well, maybe naughty talk or sexting, but other than that... Yeah, not really
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Mojochi
Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:26 am
& we don't lie to each other about it... as we don't discuss them
:confused: my coworkers have always talked about it. And no, its not a conversation I initiated. Amazingly everyman I have ever worked with has the equivalent of a baby's arm dangling between his legs. Most are liars, you can tell my looking at their hands. Its not the feet or the nose, its the hands.

The span between where the wrist meets the palm and the tip of the middle finger is typically the same span as the mans penis. Also a guys body type typically is a manifestation of their penis. Short stocky guy? Short stocky penis. Average height but thin build? Well you can figure it out. Only exception is the guys that are tall, 6'2 ish, broad build but not muscular nor very lean. Think a first season Riker. Those guys, whoa :blink:

This isn't a 100% science obviously but its based on decades of observation. Id say it has a 90% accuracy rating.

Since we don't shower at work, unfortunately, no one gets called out on it. And if you ever walked in to the men's room and saw a guy standing there at the urinal, and you wondered where the pee was coming from cause you couldn't see a penis, they could always fall back on well its cold or im a grower not a shower.

Reading the comments, it did confirm for me what I suspected, this wasn't a typical conversation between hetero men and women. Gay guys talk about it a lot more. And contrary to what is mentioned here, and mentioned for logical reasons, gay guys do lie about it. A lot. I sometimes want to remind them you don't start measuring at your ass hole.

But standard issue is nothing to be ashamed over. 6 1/4 inches is more than enough to do the job and get invited back. Unfortunately it doesn't bode well on film. The camera may add 10lbs, but it don't add inches, if anything it subtracts. That's why when they cast for porn, they are typically looking for guys who look 7 inches. It typically takes 8 inches of reality to look like 7 on film. Or your cell phone camera :p
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penis size by state

was this done by a poll?
probably some liers in this group
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AWOLangel
Fri Aug 2, 2013 10:12 pm
penis size by state

was this done by a poll?
probably some liers in this group
:lol: Iove it! Thank you.

Says it was gathered by data from a condom company. Alaska, really? Subatomic? There goes my Todd Palin fantasies :angry:

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there is always an exception that proves the rule
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