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Just how much do men lie about their penis size
Topic Started: Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:12 pm (995 Views)
CaptainJaneway
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http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/just-much-men-lie-penis-size-answer-may-201300825.html

:lol: that's the title of the article

Not much new in the article, but I found the user comments at the bottom hilarious
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a man has never told me his penis size before :lol:
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Mojochi
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There isn't much lying about penis size, once men are over the age of about 17. Clearly there's no use in lying to a woman about it, & we don't lie to each other about it... as we don't discuss them. The article made it seem like they found some miraculous solution to getting an honest answer about it from a man. Their brilliant plan? Tell them they need exact measurements. Brilliant... moron.

We probably kind of know that if talking to a scientist. Garden variety men, on the whole, are not the evil liars that popular culture has made us out to be. Men are simple creatures, & the simplest thing to do is tell the truth. I discount career liars. They are a special breed of man, & a small percentage, salesmen, lawyers, politicians, etc... & most average men would like to kick them in the teeth

If you want the truth, the majority of lies most average men tell, are the ones that women WANT to hear, & if you don't tell them, they get upset at you. Jerry Seinfeld once described marriage in a single sentence.

A husband & wife are driving home from a party & the wife says, "Well... I thought your joke was funny"

Now, just from that one sentence, it's clear that his joke bombed in a room full of people, & if she had any intelligence, she'd see why, so she probably knows it wasn't funny, but what does she do? Bullshits him about it, to attempt to make him feel better

That's part a woman's idea of a loving relationship. In fact, Seinfeld said that to Sarah Silverman, on his show, Comedians Driving Cars & Getting Coffee, & her immediate response was to say that his remark defined what love is. They think that's "Being supportive"

Frankly, this idea is alien to a male mind. We have to learn it in order to function amongst women. So then, who are the real masters of deception? Dolly Parton has been wearing a wig for near 30 years, and no one gives it a 2nd thought. Donald Trump can't be outside in a stiff breeze without being a laughing stock
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spocklet
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Live long and prosper.....!!

Could be wrong, but don't remember Spock and Kirk discussing such things. Porn sites do, but not Trek boards. But then it doesn't violate the rules, does it ??
R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro
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Yeah.. there really is no point in lying about it... More people are willing to lie about how tall they are than how long their penis is.

Ive never asked a man what size it is... Ive had a few offer to tell me.. but usually those are the kind of guys you actually want to date.
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spocklet
Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:53 am
Could be wrong, but don't remember Spock and Kirk discussing such things. Porn sites do, but not Trek boards. But then it doesn't violate the rules, does it ??
no. this thread does not violate rules. it is in the proper section for such an article. there is no nudity or offensive words in the article.



Once again. if you think a thread is in violation report the thread. refrain from making comments in the thread that you think is offensive
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Live long and prosper.....!!

VioletCloud
Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:31 pm
spocklet
Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:53 am
Could be wrong, but don't remember Spock and Kirk discussing such things. Porn sites do, but not Trek boards. But then it doesn't violate the rules, does it ??
no. this thread does not violate rules. it is in the proper section for such an article. there is no nudity or offensive words in the article.



Once again. if you think a thread is in violation report the thread. refrain from making comments in the thread that you think is offensive
Oh, so if I want to start a thread - in the same location as this - about the comparable size of....."lady's bits", that would be acceptable to the admins, and not violate any rules, huh ??
R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro
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spocklet
Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:45 pm
VioletCloud
Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:31 pm
spocklet
Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:53 am
Could be wrong, but don't remember Spock and Kirk discussing such things. Porn sites do, but not Trek boards. But then it doesn't violate the rules, does it ??
no. this thread does not violate rules. it is in the proper section for such an article. there is no nudity or offensive words in the article.



Once again. if you think a thread is in violation report the thread. refrain from making comments in the thread that you think is offensive
Oh, so if I want to start a thread - in the same location as this - about the comparable size of....."lady's bits", that would be acceptable to the admins, and not violate any rules, huh ??
did you even read the article.

why are you trying to start a fight with admin. If you dont like something. report it and tell us why there. that is the proper environment. Attempting to start an argument here does nothing to help your '"case"

you will drop it now and report something that bothers you to admin. Or your comments will be removed.

That is how it works and what ADMIN have told everyone multiple times. Please follow those rules.

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Alisium
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"Hi, my name is Elijah and my penis is roughly 6.25 inches long. What's your name?"

Doesn't seem like the greatest pick up line either. The girl is going to know how long my schlong is when it's in her m...


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Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:26 am
There isn't much lying about penis size, once men are over the age of about 17. Clearly there's no use in lying to a woman about it, & we don't lie to each other about it... as we don't discuss them. The article made it seem like they found some miraculous solution to getting an honest answer about it from a man. Their brilliant plan? Tell them they need exact measurements. Brilliant... moron.

We probably kind of know that if talking to a scientist. Garden variety men, on the whole, are not the evil liars that popular culture has made us out to be. Men are simple creatures, & the simplest thing to do is tell the truth. I discount career liars. They are a special breed of man, & a small percentage, salesmen, lawyers, politicians, etc... & most average men would like to kick them in the teeth

If you want the truth, the majority of lies most average men tell, are the ones that women WANT to hear, & if you don't tell them, they get upset at you. Jerry Seinfeld once described marriage in a single sentence.

A husband & wife are driving home from a party & the wife says, "Well... I thought your joke was funny"

Now, just from that one sentence, it's clear that his joke bombed in a room full of people, & if she had any intelligence, she'd see why, so she probably knows it wasn't funny, but what does she do? Bullshits him about it, to attempt to make him feel better

That's part a woman's idea of a loving relationship. In fact, Seinfeld said that to Sarah Silverman, on his show, Comedians Driving Cars & Getting Coffee, & her immediate response was to say that his remark defined what love is. They think that's "Being supportive"

Frankly, this idea is alien to a male mind. We have to learn it in order to function amongst women. So then, who are the real masters of deception? Dolly Parton has been wearing a wig for near 30 years, and no one gives it a 2nd thought. Donald Trump can't be outside in a stiff breeze without being a laughing stock
Seriously, you should blog.

Truth though. Just make sure you're never in a threesome with a big black guy.
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i have had a few guys lie about it. just saying. and no scifi wasnt one lol.
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Mojochi
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They were stupid though weren't they? or total douchebags, right? or both... which I'm guessing was much more valuable to learn about them than the size of their dipstick anyhow


I do the intelligent thing. I just describe myself, in general, as an "Average" man, which does well at making me sound humble, plus there's a fuller meaning behind my self description, that an intelligent woman might glean on her own, as someday she could find out that I fit nearly the exact measurements of almost every study done on average male genital length, for the last 50 years

All in all, I'm an average man... with an unorthodox mind, & frankly I'd think the latter is much more important than the former
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thats why we :wub: you mojo :)
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slutpuppy
Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:46 pm
thats why we :wub: you mojo :)
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so if a guy stuffs some socks in the front of his
pants, that's the same as him telling the lie?
like false advertising or something?
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What about pushup or padded bras...lol...that's a lie too!
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AWOLangel
Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:33 pm
so if a guy stuffs some socks in the front of his
pants, that's the same as him telling the lie?
like false advertising or something?
A guy would have to be a total moron to do that idiocy, unless he was an actor in a movie or show or something
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Alisium
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AWOLangel
Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:33 pm
so if a guy stuffs some socks in the front of his
pants, that's the same as him telling the lie?
like false advertising or something?
Kids do that. But kids do al kinds of weird desperate things.

I once shaved my leg hairs and vasolined them to my upper lip and thought I was going to pull it off.
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Alisium
Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:07 pm
I once shaved my leg hairs and vasolined them to my upper lip and thought I was going to pull it off.
That beats anything I ever did. Though I don't suppose it was smart to think I could keep going around not wearing glasses I needed to wear, just because I thought I looked like a dork
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