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People you just want to kick in the nads.
Topic Started: Sun Jul 7, 2013 1:10 pm (815 Views)
Alisium
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Who an why?

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Who: These ass-clowns. Why: Because, they're probably also the same assholes that wear their baseball caps, off to the side, and back with the bill completely flat.

Pull up your fucking pants you fucking douche!
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You'd love it if it was women doing it
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That? No. Whale-tail, yes.

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People who should not be driving. Not sure if this is just a California thing or not

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First you have the people that drive with the seat so far back their eyes barely clear the side window (this was the best pic of it I could find). They cant see. When they go to change lanes they nearly sideswipe you.

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Then there are the folks that drive with one foot hanging out. Its typically barefoot or a flip flop. Met a girl once who had been in an accident while engaged in this mindless activity. Guess where the other car hit hers? Ouch, she was fucked up for a long time.

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And finally there are these guys. Seems there is this new competition, who can make their car more gaudy. The wheels are so typically oversized these cars sit up like a 4x4. U turns are only possible in a cul de sac with a wide swing. They are typically $1800 a set or more which out values the piece of shit cars they put them on.
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How do they keep their pants from falling all the way down is what I don't get. By this time they are well past the butt or buldge, and these guys always have thin chicken legs, there is nothing to stop them :confused:

Are they Velcro'd to their boxers?
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Alisium
Sun Jul 7, 2013 1:10 pm
Who an why?

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Who: These ass-clowns. Why: Because, they're probably also the same assholes that wear their baseball caps, off to the side, and back with the bill completely flat.

Pull up your fucking pants you fucking douche!
These people make me laugh. HOW do they think they look good?
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Bent over like that, dude is asking for a swift kick right in the asshole. OUCH! Would love to deliver with my steel toes. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sun Jul 7, 2013 1:33 pm
People who should not be driving. Not sure if this is just a California thing or not

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First you have the people that drive with the seat so far back their eyes barely clear the side window (this was the best pic of it I could find). They cant see. When they go to change lanes they nearly sideswipe you.
Holy shit, what's her right hand really doing???? :alisium:

My wife does this shit. She's 5'1" and has to pull the seat all the way forward, to accommodate her midget legs. Then she leans the seat back like a drug dealer because the rest of her isn't as midgity.

A real pain in the ass to get in the car after her.
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You can't properly control the steering wheel in that position. I hate drivers. I'd estimate that only 25% or less of them know WTF they are doing, & 100% percent think they know everything & think the way they drive isn't just proper, but is how everybody should drive

I got beeped at the other day, because someone thinks the only way to turn their car is to come to a complete stop. So I pulled out around them & passed them, because I'm not stopping just because someone thinks I should. Why are they honking? I did nothing to affect their retarded travel. I was still in the proper lane. I'm behind you. Pay attention to wtf you're doing, & not to what people behind you are doing

People who think it's their job to police the road by driving like a coma patient are morons. You are nothing to me. You dictate nothing in my life. Get over yourself. Stop slowing down 3 blocks before a light so you can purposely force people to sit at lights. Stop waiting at a green light until aprox. 3 seconds before people begin honking at you, in order to put your foot on the gas.

You are helping nothing. You are why there is grid lock. You suck. You probably suck at the rest of your life too. The world has no use for you
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Yeah, and that goes for those mindless morons to whom a turn signal is something other people do, they don't have to since everybody around them is a mind reader and automatically knows they intend to pull out and overtake or change lanes !!

Or maybe they just don't care, the rules of the road are for other people to observe, they don't have to cos it's THEM and when THEY are on the road then everybody else better keep outta THEIR way. Accidents are always other people's faults, cos THEY always have the right of way and everybody else better know it !!

Yeah you're right dude, other people can't drive !!
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I live (and do most of my driving) in Massachusetts.

But it's actually better here than Rhode Island, where you are tailgated, no matter what. I have been tailgated going 80. I have been tailgated during ice storms. I have been tailgated when it's just starting to rain and the roads are slick beyond belief. I have been tailgated on small side streets.

Slow down, ya idjits! It's freakin' RHODE ISLAND!! Even if you go slowly, you'll pass through it in, like an hour.
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A little distracted, Ixalla just asked, “Pain?”

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I hate tailgating. Tailgaters always get a healthy

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I did that once on a dark country road. The car passed me a few minutes later and it was a cop :lol:
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Live long and prosper.....!!

Tailgaters deserve it imho !!
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If this weasel of a man doesn't stop saying tist, or bist or ristaurant. I'm gonna jam a foot in his tisticles. Don't they have a damn ĕ in New Zealand?
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saw a putz like in the first picture at the gas station today.
i was waiting for his shorts to fall all the way down & him to trip.
and the moron was talking on his cell phone while putting gas in the car too. :rolleyes:
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People who drive way too slow on the roads or freeways. It is called a gas pedal, use it effectively dang it!
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*Shran lines up one driver who SO deserves it. Kicks for distance and effects ... its good.*

*US football refs gives it's good field goal kick signal*
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Mon Jul 8, 2013 8:02 pm
People who drive way too slow on the roads or freeways. It is called a gas pedal, use it effectively dang it!
As much as I like Canadians, they irritate me when they come down here. I think they don't switch from metric to english so end up driving 50kph instead of the posted 50mph, on a road I usually drive 70 mph on.

No nad kicking. But, maybe just a pop on the back of the head'll do.

Ooh ooh, I have another one.

People who still use these:

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What the serious fuck? This isn't 1969. Go paper, go plastic or go home!

Checks are for paying bills (if you're not already using the internet for that) and... well for nothing else really.

Unless you're old, (really slow check writers) or broke (slow because I have to deal with them writing checks they think are bad that end up being unprocessable because they already wrote a bad check and now I have to wait for a manager to come over to tell them to learn how to balance a checkbook and that they have to leave the four baskets of Hawaiian Punch, Cheetos and steak at the store.)

I always end up behind the world's last check writers. Especially when i just have one or two things in my hand and want to get going.
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Mon Jul 8, 2013 8:18 pm
As much as I like Canadians, they irritate me when they come down here. I think they don't switch from metric to english so end up driving 50kph instead of the posted 50mph, on a road I usually drive 70 mph on.
we have a bunch of those (going 70 in a 50).
and they do it in the rain too, when you're suppose
to be going slower anyway.

that reminds me of something my brother saw on
tv or the internet; the speed limit in west texas (where
there's not much of anything) is 100 MPH. this one guy
said they call anyone who goes at the speed limit a$$holes.

i guess no matter how fast you're allowed to go, someone will
want to go faster.
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