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| jespah | Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:04 am Post #61 |
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Kibble, pretzels, it's all complex carbs. In dog years, I'm about the same age as Flint. |
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Once Ixalla was ready, Tathrelle cornered her. “Before we leave for work, I just want to tell you, I’m sorry. I guess I sort of shut down last night. I know you were in pain and I wasn’t too terribly supportive.” There was a wall covering in the main part of their chamber, something that Tathrelle hadn’t noticed before. She stared at it for a second and then shook her head. Outside, a disembodied voice announced from a hidden speaker, “It is time to travel to all daytime places of employment. Transportation sleighs are available and ready. Citizens are encouraged to thank the sleigh drivers at the end of a successful transport. The government recommends haste, and requests that all pregnant persons be given preference for seating in their designated areas.” A little distracted, Ixalla just asked, “Pain?” Untrustworthy - by me, actually. It's for sale on Amazon - Yeah, I'm a published author jespah My author page on Facebook Author of Untrustworthy I blog about Startrek fanfiction..Honk if you love silence. | |
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| wissaboo | Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:15 am Post #62 |
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get enough wine into him and we can totally convince him the kibble are pretzels where did matty boy go? did we scare him already?
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| ReedEnterprise | Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:25 am Post #63 |
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I will get him back here wissa |
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"Reed Alert, that's not bad".....Malcolm Reed tIqjaj yInlIj 'ej bIchepjaj LL&P in Klingon "I am Mork from Ork. NaNu NaNu" ![]() ![]() | |
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| wissaboo | Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:26 am Post #64 |
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he was not given permission to leave the bridge
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| ReedEnterprise | Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:41 am Post #65 |
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We will throw him in the brig then......:) |
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"Reed Alert, that's not bad".....Malcolm Reed tIqjaj yInlIj 'ej bIchepjaj LL&P in Klingon "I am Mork from Ork. NaNu NaNu" ![]() ![]() | |
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| reedsmatt2013 | Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:46 am Post #66 |
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100 post angel
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Only if I can get conjugal visits.
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| ReedEnterprise | Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:48 am Post #67 |
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I was unaware that you were married. Don't you need to be married first? LOL |
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"Reed Alert, that's not bad".....Malcolm Reed tIqjaj yInlIj 'ej bIchepjaj LL&P in Klingon "I am Mork from Ork. NaNu NaNu" ![]() ![]() | |
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| reedsmatt2013 | Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:53 am Post #68 |
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Not sure, but maybe the rules are different in Starfleet.
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| ReedEnterprise | Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:00 am Post #69 |
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They may be for captain's!
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"Reed Alert, that's not bad".....Malcolm Reed tIqjaj yInlIj 'ej bIchepjaj LL&P in Klingon "I am Mork from Ork. NaNu NaNu" ![]() ![]() | |
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| spocklet | Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:25 am Post #70 |
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Live long and prosper.....!!
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Pretzels and Cabernet...................ew !! |
| R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro | |
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| jespah | Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:57 am Post #71 |
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Do you have a species preference for conjugal visits? 'Cause, er, I've recently espied some willing folk who, well, it was a Horta. |
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Once Ixalla was ready, Tathrelle cornered her. “Before we leave for work, I just want to tell you, I’m sorry. I guess I sort of shut down last night. I know you were in pain and I wasn’t too terribly supportive.” There was a wall covering in the main part of their chamber, something that Tathrelle hadn’t noticed before. She stared at it for a second and then shook her head. Outside, a disembodied voice announced from a hidden speaker, “It is time to travel to all daytime places of employment. Transportation sleighs are available and ready. Citizens are encouraged to thank the sleigh drivers at the end of a successful transport. The government recommends haste, and requests that all pregnant persons be given preference for seating in their designated areas.” A little distracted, Ixalla just asked, “Pain?” Untrustworthy - by me, actually. It's for sale on Amazon - Yeah, I'm a published author jespah My author page on Facebook Author of Untrustworthy I blog about Startrek fanfiction..Honk if you love silence. | |
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| JK1701 | Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:39 am Post #72 |
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
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Wissa, it would take a LOOOOOOT of wine to convince me kibble was pretzels! And I'm not even going to comment on the conugal visits. lol
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Ah, Kirk, my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb which tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It's very cold.......in spaaaace. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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| spocklet | Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:29 pm Post #73 |
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^^ What he said !! |
| R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro | |
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| ReedEnterprise | Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:34 pm Post #74 |
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Ah come on, a few jagger bombs, some tequila and beer and wine....kibble will LOOK like pretzels |
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| reedsmatt2013 | Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:49 pm Post #75 |
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tequila, beer, and wine? guess i'll be holding someones hair. |
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| ReedEnterprise | Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:50 pm Post #76 |
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I didn't say I was gonna drink it all
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"Reed Alert, that's not bad".....Malcolm Reed tIqjaj yInlIj 'ej bIchepjaj LL&P in Klingon "I am Mork from Ork. NaNu NaNu" ![]() ![]() | |
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| reedsmatt2013 | Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:52 pm Post #77 |
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well we could start with tequila. |
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| ReedEnterprise | Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:55 pm Post #78 |
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I love tequila
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"Reed Alert, that's not bad".....Malcolm Reed tIqjaj yInlIj 'ej bIchepjaj LL&P in Klingon "I am Mork from Ork. NaNu NaNu" ![]() ![]() | |
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| reedsmatt2013 | Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:59 pm Post #79 |
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100 post angel
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with or without training wheels? |
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| ReedEnterprise | Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:03 pm Post #80 |
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who needs training wheels? |
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"Reed Alert, that's not bad".....Malcolm Reed tIqjaj yInlIj 'ej bIchepjaj LL&P in Klingon "I am Mork from Ork. NaNu NaNu" ![]() ![]() | |
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And I'm not even going to comment on the conugal visits. lol






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