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email from my mom called "clothes"
Topic Started: Wed Jun 2, 2010 12:39 pm (191 Views)
wissaboo
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usually I hate joke emails but this is hysterical



I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.


I told them to Fuck off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!




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:liz: :liz:
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trekslut=lus stalker rest in peace mr meowgi 12/28/10
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thank you denny, i love it!!! :*
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:liz:

thats a good one!
All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me. :violet:
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i've heard that before,
but it's still good.

BTW i though this was going to be
about your mother telling you how to dress
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
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Live long and prosper.....!!

:yeahthat: me too, good joke though.
R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro
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wissaboo
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and another one






Walmart in the U.S. announced that, sometime in 2010, it will begin offering customers a new discount item, its own store-brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the wine at an affordable price, in the $2.00-$3.50 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Walmart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at the University of Arkansas , "and the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a white meat.

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Live long and prosper.....!!

:liz: :liz: :liz:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
6. NASCARbernet
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante

Very clever, very original, bound to sell gallons !!
R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro
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