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A new Joke Thread
Topic Started: Tue Aug 4, 2009 1:05 am (4,128 Views)
spocklet
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Live long and prosper.....!!

Try and keep up, Boots.
R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro
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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,


"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."



"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonay."
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
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CaptDennyCrane
Jan 15 2010, 11:20 PM
What the difference between a pack of pygmies, and the girls varsity track team?







The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
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js
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This is Blinky. Worship her.

How does every racsist joke you've ever heard start out?










*looks around*
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*snort*

:liz:
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jadziaezri
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Well?!?!

a dyslexic walks into a bra
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One Post a Day, Everyday!



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:lol:
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1000 post angel
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.
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:liz: that one never gets old.
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked..

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
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This is Blinky. Worship her.

ok this ones bad. just warning you


why do women wear perfume and makeup?












cuz they're ugly and they stink
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You made a gross understatement on that one, js...
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js
Feb 22 2010, 01:11 PM
ok this ones bad. just warning you


why do women wear perfume and makeup?












cuz they're ugly and they stink

did a 7 year old tell you that one? :lol:
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js
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This is Blinky. Worship her.

my 37 y/o brother did.


but it's funny no?
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hysterical :p
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spocklet
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Live long and prosper.....!!

Do I laugh now....?? :blink:
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js
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This is Blinky. Worship her.

laugh you may
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spocklet
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Live long and prosper.....!!

Thanks. :huh:

Ok, I'm done.
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js
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This is Blinky. Worship her.

glad i could be of service
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs , "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
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