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| spocklet | Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:49 am Post #101 |
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Live long and prosper.....!!
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Try and keep up, Boots. |
| R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro | |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Feb 9, 2010 9:32 pm Post #102 |
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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonay." |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| ForgetMeNot | Tue Feb 9, 2010 10:05 pm Post #103 |
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| js | Tue Feb 9, 2010 10:33 pm Post #104 |
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This is Blinky. Worship her.
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How does every racsist joke you've ever heard start out? *looks around* |
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| ForgetMeNot | Tue Feb 9, 2010 10:42 pm Post #105 |
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*snort*
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| jadziaezri | Tue Feb 9, 2010 11:19 pm Post #106 |
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Well?!?!
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a dyslexic walks into a bra |
[marq=left] Spampage in Progress [/marq]One Post a Day, Everyday! I SPAM TO HONOUR A FRIEND GUMBALL WE LOVE YOU ![]() | |
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| wissaboo | Tue Feb 9, 2010 11:52 pm Post #107 |
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| nhranger | Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:20 pm Post #108 |
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1000 post angel
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The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red.....................Cherry Yellow.................Lemon Green...................Lime Orange ..............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes! |
| You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. | |
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| wissaboo | Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:29 pm Post #109 |
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that one never gets old.
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| AWOLangel | Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:46 pm Post #110 |
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked.. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." |
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| js | Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:11 pm Post #111 |
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This is Blinky. Worship her.
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ok this ones bad. just warning you why do women wear perfume and makeup? cuz they're ugly and they stink |
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| boots73521 | Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:27 pm Post #112 |
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You made a gross understatement on that one, js... |
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| wissaboo | Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:00 pm Post #113 |
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did a 7 year old tell you that one?
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| js | Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:02 pm Post #114 |
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This is Blinky. Worship her.
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my 37 y/o brother did. but it's funny no? |
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| wissaboo | Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:04 pm Post #115 |
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hysterical
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| spocklet | Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:26 pm Post #116 |
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Live long and prosper.....!!
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Do I laugh now....?? ![]() |
| R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro | |
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| js | Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:18 pm Post #117 |
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This is Blinky. Worship her.
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laugh you may |
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| spocklet | Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:12 am Post #118 |
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Live long and prosper.....!!
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Thanks. ![]() Ok, I'm done. |
| R.I.P. Gummy, we'll miss you bro | |
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| js | Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:31 am Post #119 |
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This is Blinky. Worship her.
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glad i could be of service |
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| AWOLangel | Tue Mar 9, 2010 5:46 pm Post #120 |
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs , "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." |
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