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bizarre things they say on drug commercials
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wissaboo	Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:35 am Post #1
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	My favourite one is Tell you doctor if you have HIV or if you have had a liver transplant aren't those things you might want to mention to your doctor anyway? or those long drug commercials with beautiful people who tell you to ask your doctor about this drug. But don't tell you what the drug is for. Do you think people actually show up at a doctors office with a list of drugs just to ask their doctor about? do I need this one? how about this one? maybe I need this one?



Gummy	Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:06 pm Post #2
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007	Then there's the possible side effects that sound worse than the problem that the medication is supposed to be curing.



ForgetMeNot	Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:23 pm Post #3
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	wissaboo Apr 18 2009, 10:35 AM My favourite one is Tell you doctor if you have HIV or if you have had a liver transplant aren't those things you might want to mention to your doctor anyway? or those long drug commercials with beautiful people who tell you to ask your doctor about this drug. But don't tell you what the drug is for. Do you think people actually show up at a doctors office with a list of drugs just to ask their doctor about? do I need this one? how about this one? maybe I need this one? One of my teachers in high school did that about a drug. Turns out it was for erectile dysfunction.



VioletCloud	Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:31 pm Post #4
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007	Most people never tell there doctors everthing.. cause they are afraid of being "judged" its stupid.. but true.
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Mojochi	Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:57 pm Post #5
........................... Posts: 13,333 Group: Movie Era 10000 post spammer Member #1,478 Joined: November 14, 2007	I would hope if you had a liver transplant, your doctor might be in the loop Doc: "Hey, when did you get this new liver? I only ask, cuz I'm in the market. What'd you pay?"



AWOLangel	Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:02 pm Post #6
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	unless you have a new doctor, but then you have records
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Alisium	Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:06 pm Post #7
Womb-Raider Posts: 5,003 Group: maco 5000 post angel Member #1,345 Joined: October 19, 2007	Violet Apr 18 2009, 08:31 PM Most people never tell there doctors everthing.. cause they are afraid of being "judged" its stupid.. but true. True or they don't think of it. Rogain was like that when it first came. "Who want's to know about Rogain?" "I do" "Yeah" "Me too!" "Kewl" "Heck Yeah" "Woot" "Mmmmpppfff" (eating a hot dog at a stadium) "ZOMG THAT WOULD BE TEH AWSUMS!" "Then call this number..." Not one damned mention as to what the fuck Rogain was. TBTH I'm sick of all drug commercials and how they never end with their mixture of awful 70's remixed folk choir music and unending legal drivel. And especially the ED or penis enhancement commercials that come on when I'm trying to watch a show with my kids. And it' really fucking annoying to realize that the onus is on the man. To quote one penis enhancement supplier, "Yeah, if he does this then we might have some more sex." Fuck you bitch. Try sucking a little cock once in a while and wash your nasty pussy and instead of laying there for three hours try participating. Maybe he might want to do a better job next time. Are there pills to make women less bitchy? That's a close second to the insurance commercials.



Mojochi	Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:23 am Post #8
........................... Posts: 13,333 Group: Movie Era 10000 post spammer Member #1,478 Joined: November 14, 2007	Fucking hell



VioletCloud	Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:34 am Post #9
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007	we "might" have more sex! Those comericals about "bob" with his "sack full of goodies" and his giant smile.. crack me up.
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Sara_Paris	Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:31 am Post #10
That's Mrs Tom Paris to you Posts: 5,537 Group: VOY 5000 post angel Member #1,867 Joined: January 31, 2008	Violet Apr 19 2009, 08:34 AM we "might" have more sex! Those comericals about "bob" with his "sack full of goodies" and his giant smile.. crack me up. Bob's entire life has changed for the better now that he has a bigger wanker.
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VioletCloud	Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:31 am Post #11
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007	I think an erection lasting 4 hours is Bizarre
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Ltpondwater9	Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:42 am Post #12
Tomahawk Chop Posts: 13,389 Group: Cardassian 10000 post spammer Member #1,768 Joined: January 9, 2008	Quote: Are there pills to make women less bitchy? Yes. Yes there are, been on the market for years.



Gummy	Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:07 pm Post #13
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007	Violet Apr 19 2009, 02:31 PM I think an erection lasting 4 hours is Bizarre And they say that you should call your doctor is wood lasts for more than four hours. I'm not calling my doctor. I'm calling everyone.



rab24	Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:11 pm Post #14
Posts: 5,349 Group: 5000 post Angel Member #7 Joined: November 17, 2005	Ltpondwater9 Apr 19 2009, 01:42 PM Quote: Are there pills to make women less bitchy? Yes. Yes there are, been on the market for years. Valium
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ForgetMeNot	Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:45 pm Post #15
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	rab24 Apr 19 2009, 04:11 PM Ltpondwater9 Apr 19 2009, 01:42 PM Quote: Are there pills to make women less bitchy? Yes. Yes there are, been on the market for years. Valium I'm sure she meant "Midol".



FlyingPope	Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:01 pm Post #16
Entrepeneur-in-Training Posts: 1,914 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #38 Joined: March 30, 2006	I thought Midol was for cramps?



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