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boots73521	Sun Mar 1, 2009 1:16 pm Post #1
Posts: 4,100 Group: TNG 1000 post angel Member #2,281 Joined: March 27, 2008	WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.



TheBatlethOfTruth	Sun Mar 1, 2009 1:47 pm Post #2
Swan Prince Posts: 1,732 Group: Klingon 1000 post angel Member #5,485 Joined: November 18, 2008	I wish!



alittleham	Sun Mar 1, 2009 5:41 pm Post #3
Posts: 2,096 Group: Andorian 1000 post angel Member #686 Joined: July 17, 2007	TheBatlethOfTruth Mar 1 2009, 04:47 PM I wish!
	"Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if you do, take pictures." -Al Calavicci, Quantum Leap :alittleham:


Alisium	Sun Mar 1, 2009 5:45 pm Post #4
Womb-Raider Posts: 5,003 Group: maco 5000 post angel Member #1,345 Joined: October 19, 2007	How many of those female problems are self-imposed?



wissaboo	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:12 pm Post #5
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	Alisium Mar 1 2009, 04:45 PM How many of those female problems are self-imposed? all of them :P doesn't mean it's socially acceptable not to play the game though



Alisium	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:21 pm Post #6
Womb-Raider Posts: 5,003 Group: maco 5000 post angel Member #1,345 Joined: October 19, 2007	I think a lot of women could get away with a $100 dollar dress for their wedding if it were left up to the men. And socially acceptable would be "women imposed".



wissaboo	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:27 pm Post #7
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	Alisium Mar 1 2009, 05:21 PM I think a lot of women could get away with a $100 dollar dress for their wedding if it were left up to the men. And socially acceptable would be "women imposed". yup women are evil and vicious when it comes to each other. We dress for each other not for you. We are conducting psychological warfare in front of you all the time and you aren't even aware of it. It's like there is a whole 'nother dimension there that you can't see. When Rachel started to get a little more immersed in girl world she was like there's a dark underbelly in girl world isn't there



Mojochi	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:30 pm Post #8
........................... Posts: 13,333 Group: Movie Era 10000 post spammer Member #1,478 Joined: November 14, 2007	Most men don't give a shit about anything, unless it costs money, time, or causes pain. What other people think matters about as much as sky matters to fish



VioletCloud	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:32 pm Post #9
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007	So true! (responding to wissa's post) we look hot to intimidate other women. and Im definitely not spending an ass load on my wedding dress... Im only gonna wear the damn thing once... Heck.. I just might rent the thing.
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


Mojochi	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:34 pm Post #10
........................... Posts: 13,333 Group: Movie Era 10000 post spammer Member #1,478 Joined: November 14, 2007	He's a Trek fan right? Have a Betazoid wedding



Sid	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:35 pm Post #11
1000 post angel Posts: 2,914 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #1,893 Joined: February 7, 2008	Mojochi Mar 1 2009, 08:30 PM Most men don't give a shit about anything, unless it costs money, time, or causes pain. What other people think matters about as much as sky matters to fish Pretty much. And I don't think it's fair that men are characterized as not caring about anything because that's the way they think. Just because we have different priorities doesn't mean we care any less.



VioletCloud	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:36 pm Post #12
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007	Mojochi Mar 1 2009, 05:34 PM He's a Trek fan right? Have a Betazoid wedding He would never go for it! but, my being willing, might help me in our "whose the bigger fan" argument.
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


wissaboo	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:38 pm Post #13
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	I have a friend who's getting married and her husband to be is obsessed with the wedding. He's doing all the planning and telling her how to do her makeup and hair for the wedding



VioletCloud	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:40 pm Post #14
Water Tribe! Posts: 18,370 Group: Admin Member #1,331 Joined: October 14, 2007	wissaboo Mar 1 2009, 05:38 PM I have a friend who's getting married and her husband to be is obsessed with the wedding. He's doing all the planning and telling her how to do her makeup and hair for the wedding a control freak! I read about them in one of those Brides magazines
	All my posts are done from my tablet. I apologize for all strange errors in my posts... as swype hates me.


Alisium	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:44 pm Post #15
Womb-Raider Posts: 5,003 Group: maco 5000 post angel Member #1,345 Joined: October 19, 2007	A medium satin slip, sexy lace thigh highs, sexy shoes and a veil. that's all you need and I bet you can get all that at Target or Wal-Mart for under $100.



Alisium	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:45 pm Post #16
Womb-Raider Posts: 5,003 Group: maco 5000 post angel Member #1,345 Joined: October 19, 2007	Violet Mar 1 2009, 05:40 PM wissaboo Mar 1 2009, 05:38 PM I have a friend who's getting married and her husband to be is obsessed with the wedding. He's doing all the planning and telling her how to do her makeup and hair for the wedding a control freak! I read about them in one of those Brides magazines But, it's normal when women do it?



wissaboo	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:46 pm Post #17
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	Alisium Mar 1 2009, 05:45 PM Violet Mar 1 2009, 05:40 PM wissaboo Mar 1 2009, 05:38 PM I have a friend who's getting married and her husband to be is obsessed with the wedding. He's doing all the planning and telling her how to do her makeup and hair for the wedding a control freak! I read about them in one of those Brides magazines But, it's normal when women do it? exactly and for the record she's a hairdressor and it drives me insane when hairdressors let men tell them what to do with their hair.



Mojochi	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:46 pm Post #18
........................... Posts: 13,333 Group: Movie Era 10000 post spammer Member #1,478 Joined: November 14, 2007	wissaboo Mar 1 2009, 08:38 PM I have a friend who's getting married and her husband to be is obsessed with the wedding. He's doing all the planning and telling her how to do her makeup and hair for the wedding He knows things about makeup? When's his bridal shower?



Mojochi	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:52 pm Post #19
........................... Posts: 13,333 Group: Movie Era 10000 post spammer Member #1,478 Joined: November 14, 2007	wissaboo Mar 1 2009, 08:46 PM exactly and for the record she's a hairdressor and it drives me insane when hairdressors let men tell them what to do with their hair. You didn't just spell hairdresser wrong Twice!



wissaboo	Sun Mar 1, 2009 6:53 pm Post #20
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	probably I can never spell that. Usually just say stylist cause it's easier to spell spelling nazi



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