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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:24 pm Post #19961 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:24 pm Post #19962 |
 
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Gullible’s Travels Candy Shop | Kennebunk, ME, USA (I worked at a candy store in an area with a high population of tourists. We have a DVD constantly playing that shows them how the candy is made, obviously pre-recorded.) Tourist Lady: “Ooh, is that the actual factory?” Boss: “Actually, it’s a live satellite feed. They’re making that candy right now.” Tourist Lady: “Fancy!” (This is a DVD movie with edits and transitions, clearly playing on a Samsung DVD player. Oh, tourists, how I loathe thee.) |
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:24 pm Post #19963 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:24 pm Post #19964 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:24 pm Post #19965 |
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Introducing The Sandwich Air Sandwich Shop | California, USA (There is an incredibly long line in the store. A man who had recently gotten his order filled cuts to the front of the line and slams his sandwich on the counter.) Customer: “I don’t know what’s wrong with you people… you don’t know how to make a sandwich! The people who worked here before knew how to make sandwiches!” Me: “Um… excuse me?” Customer: “The OTHER people always SQUISHED the sandwiches.” (He holds up his sandwich.) Customer: “LOOK AT THIS! How am I supposed to fit this in my mouth?” Me: “Umm… wouldn’t it be just as easy if you–” Customer: “NO! FIX IT!” Me: “Okay…” (I flatten the sandwich slightly.) Me: “How’s that?” Customer: “SQUISH IT!” (I manage to smash the sandwich down to about a half an inch thick.) Me: “Better?” Customer: *takes the sandwich* “Well I guess you CAN learn.” |
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:24 pm Post #19966 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:25 pm Post #19967 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:25 pm Post #19968 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:25 pm Post #19969 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:25 pm Post #19970 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:25 pm Post #19971 |
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Visions Of Dogs Chasing Their Own Tails Key Shop | Chicago, IL, USA Customer: “This electronic key does not work in my car.” Me: “Does it turn in the ignition?” Customer: “Yes, but it will not start.” (I put the original and copy key in my magic decoder box and they check out fine.) Me: “Well, let me have a look… where is your car?” Customer: “At home.” Me: “Well, you have to drive it here.” Customer: “But the key does not work.” Me: “Use your original key.” Customer: “That does not work either.” Me: “Okay, let me explain how this works. I make a copy of your key. If your key does not work, then the new key will not work either.” Customer: “What?” Me: “Let me put it like this. If you copy a paper with misspelled words the copier will not correct the spelling, because it’s a copy! What happens when you try the key?” Customer: “The dash says ‘Code not found’.” Me: “Well, then the problem is the car, not the key. It is not reading the code on the key.” Customer: “So make me another.” Me: “The problem is the car. Are you going to pay when the next one does not work?” Customer: “No, I’m not going to pay for a key that does not work!” Me: “So you want me to keep making keys for you until one works or I run out of them. But you will not pay for any of the keys that do not work even though the problem is your car, not the key.” Customer: “Yep.” Me: “Sorry, I’m just not that stupid.” |
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:26 pm Post #19972 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:26 pm Post #19973 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:26 pm Post #19974 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:26 pm Post #19975 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:26 pm Post #19976 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:27 pm Post #19977 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:27 pm Post #19978 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:27 pm Post #19979 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat Jun 6, 2009 4:27 pm Post #19980 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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