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AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:39 pm Post #19741
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Irrationally and with All My Heart Old man #1: Where is it? Old man #2, looking at paper: The address is 257. Old man #1: Good, as long as it's not 252. I hate that address. --14th St & 8th Ave Overheard by: EthanK
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:40 pm Post #19742
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	from overheardatthebeach.com I Find the Weight Of All That Gayness Oppressive Woman, watching animal abuse commercial on Logo: I hate this commercial. This is why I don't watch this channel. Well, this and all the gays. --West Palm Beach, Florida Overheard by: Enjoys the gays
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:41 pm Post #19743
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Plus They're Great for Cutting Coke Bro: So like, the thing to know about credit cards is, like, they're a totally good way to build credit. --Santa Barbara, California
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:41 pm Post #19744
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	America, in a Nutshell. Redneck, looking at fish tank: How many of them there fish you reckon I could shoot? --Ripley's Aquarium, Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Overheard by: Lost all hope in humanity
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:41 pm Post #19745
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	That's Not What "Swimmers Will Be Penalized" Means, Bobby. Skinny hipster in the river: Then why the f#ck are we swimming here if I could lose my f#cking d!ck?! --Roanoke, Virginia Overheard by: commodore
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:42 pm Post #19746
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Can You Get One Against Freddy Krueger? Older man: Look, if you're really worried about it... Younger woman, with full mouth: I am! I'm having trouble sleeping. Older man: Then you should get a restraining order. --Beach Footpath, Australia Overheard by: I Wish I Heard the Start
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:42 pm Post #19747
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Plus, That Species Of Dragon Has a Much Shorter Wingspan College girl to college guys carving dragon in the sand: Ugh! What is wrong with you?! Dragons do not have such muscular arms! College guy: Ours does! College girl: I am torn: do I continue arguing about tiny dragon arms as if dragons are real or move on to mocking you for giving your dragon the biceps you wish you had? --Virginia Beach, Virginia
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:49 pm Post #19748
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	from overheardintheoffice.com 5PM Kinda Hip, Kinda Now, Kinda Happening New project manager: Make it more...sciency. Chemist: Sciency? Project manager: You know, truthier. Chemist: Did you have a stroke? Project manager: This is just my project management style. Mississauga Ontario Canadia
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:18 pm Post #19749
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM If I'm Off by Even One Millimeter, We Might Experience Complete Proton Reversal Boss: Tara, there is a big stack of Christmas cards on your chair. Please put stamps on each one and make sure they are exactly a quarter inch from both the side and the top of the envelope. Tara, to coworker: Can you bring a ruler over here? I need to put stamps on the Christmas cards. Old Town San Diego, California Overheard by: Glad I'm not the new girl
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:18 pm Post #19750
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	3PM Why a Lot Of Fights Break Out in Heaven Boy #1: Man, why'd you kill me? Boy #2: No, I didn't kill you, he killed you! Public Library Key West, Florida Overheard by: Chey
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:19 pm Post #19751
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	2PM ...Now You Said You Want a Big Mac, Large Fries, and a Coke? Man on phone: The money is the same either way...but this time, no one goes to jail. Los Angeles, California
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:20 pm Post #19752
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	1PM Says the Chick Who Calls a Party a "Potty"? Woman on personal call: Oh, wow, they really talk like that? Y'all? (pause) I'm not sure I'd want to live down there. I can't believe they haven't learned how to talk yet! West Warwick, Rhode Island
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:20 pm Post #19753
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	12PM By the Way, I'd Avoid Statements Like That on Your Date. Nerdy barista #1, excitedly: Yeah, she said she wanted to hang out later! Nerdy barista #2: Your life is like Tetris; all the pieces are falling into place. Durham, North Carolina Overheard by: nes
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:20 pm Post #19754
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	11AM Can't We Just Change Channels by Punching Her? Woman on phone: Did she eat the other remote? Well, then you need to call Verizon and get a new one! Crystal City, Virginia
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:20 pm Post #19755
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	10AM Ooo, What About Muslims? Male coworker: You should send the calls to the UK, since they'll be open tomorrow. They don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Who else will be working tomorrow? Female coworker: Jewish people. No...wait, that's Christmas. St. Paul, Minnesota
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:21 pm Post #19756
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	9AM And, Speaking Of Which, Here's Your Free Pie. Girl at restaurant to friend: Hey! Come sit by me! Friend: I'm gonna sit down here instead. Waiter to girl: Persuade him. Use your female seduction powers. New York City, New York
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:21 pm Post #19757
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	5PM I'll Give You Four Guesses. Male coworker #1, walking up to soda machine: Yippee, a free soda! Female coworker: That's good karma. Male coworker #1: Yeah, I earned this! Whoever lost this did some bad things. (walks out smiling with two sodas) Male coworker #2, entering: Hey! Who took my drink? I left it while I went to the bathroom. Female coworker: What were you doing in the bathroom? San Diego, California
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:22 pm Post #19758
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM We're Looking for a Porn Site. Lawyer, about purchasing domain name: Why don't you go through that website. What's it called? Who's your daddy dot com or something? CEO: I think that's a different kind of website, Brett. Baltimore, Maryland Overheard by: Receptionist
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:22 pm Post #19759
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	3PM That's Not a Nice Way to Refer to Carol from Accounting Woman #1: How's it going? Woman #2, sighing: I'm swimming through the mess...got my fingers in the dyke. Boston, Massachusetts
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:22 pm Post #19760
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	2PM Seems Like the Yeast You Can Do Female coworker #1: I smell fish. Do you smell fish? Female coworker #2: I do. How 'bout you start washing your vag more often than you wash your car? Geneva General Hospital Geneva, New York Overheard by: Molly Guns
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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