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AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:08 pm Post #19721
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Let Him Raid My Lost Ark! Enter My Temple Of Doom! NYU girl #1: What about Harrison Ford? You know, Indiana Jones? NYU girl #2: Ew! He's like, 80. NYU girl #1: He's 67, thank you, and I'd wrangle his whip anytime! --Washington Square my comment: hell yeah!
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:08 pm Post #19722
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	I Think I Saw This Short at the Cannes Film Festival Blue collar guy to random guy holding a musical instrument: I wish I had a harpsichord. I'd put on an old fashioned movie and play it in the dark. You wouldn't even need a drink! Musical guy: A drink wouldn't hurt. Blue collar guy: No, it wouldn't. (takes a bottle of rum out of his pocket and takes a swig) --N Train Overheard by: Pretending to listen to her music
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:09 pm Post #19723
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Let's Swing by After Ultimate Fighting Practice! Huge black guy #1: Oh man, they have a wonderful exfoliator. It's wonderful! Huge black guy #2: Oh, yeah man. You know where we got to go? It's this place called lush! --Time Warner Center
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:09 pm Post #19724
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	...Without Saying "Please" Little girl: I want a cookie! Grandmother: Ain't you know better, girl? You can't eat junk like that! --KFC, Park Slope Overheard by: Starscream
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:10 pm Post #19725
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	From the Director's Cut Of Thelma and Louisa Drunk girl on bike #1: How's your nose? Drunk girl on bike #2: How's your neck? Drunk girl on bike #1: Hey, all I'm saying is that I'd rather get a hickey from a random boy I don't know than break my nose by falling off my bike. (falls off her bike) Shiiiiiiiiiiiit. Girl #2: How's your f#cking nose now, whore? --NYU
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:17 pm Post #19726
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Naked Natalie Is Your Sister? Guy #1, yelling: Bye, girls! Keep your clothes on! Guy #2: Dude...that's my sister. --W 3rd & Mercer Overheard by: Checking her out
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:18 pm Post #19727
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	..And Potentially F#ck You? Skater: Come on. Hang out. Murray Hill-looking PR-type chick: F#ck you! You're a f@g! You'd rather hang with your loser friends in this f#cking rat hole? I would have f#cked you, if you just came to Manhattan but... Skater: C'mon hang. It'll be cool. Murray Hill-looking PR-type chick: Oh, f#ck this. I'm taking this cab. Have fun sucking your buddy's c*ck, @sshole! Skater, after watching her leave: F#cking bitch! (pauses, then asks perfect stranger) Hey, can I buy a cigarette from you? --12th St & Bedford
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:32 pm Post #19728
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	You Won't Want to Breathe in Again Once We Reach Brooklyn Train conductor: Next stop, 2nd Ave. Please do not push and shove, this might result in a fight unless you like to fight. (moments later) Train conductor: This is 2nd Ave. It is now okay for all of you to take a deep breath. The next stop is Delancy Street. (moments later) Train conductor: This is Delancy Street. For all of you that are still holding your breath, it is now okay to breath out. --F Train Overheard by: LunchBox
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:33 pm Post #19729
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	With Your Gold Card? Girl #1: I have to pee so bad! Girl #2: So pee, right here, right now. Random creep, turning around: I'd pay to see that! --Avenue M Train Station Overheard by: gaby
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:33 pm Post #19730
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	What Kind Of Scam Are You Trying to Pull, Lady? Sassy black lady on crowded train: Excuse me! Irritated suit: There's nowhere else to go! Sassy black lady: No! I bump you! I bump you, so I said "excuse me!" --Downtown A Train
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:33 pm Post #19731
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	You're Not Texting to Say You Got in, Are You? Texting teenager: Is there two "L"s in "Fordham"? Teenager's friend: Uhh...just one, I think. --N Train
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:33 pm Post #19732
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	And Milk That for All It's Worth? Ghetto girl #1: You are so ignorant! Ghetto girl #2: Don't call me that! You know I hate that word! Ghetto girl #1: What do you want me to call you? Lactose intolerant? --A Train
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:34 pm Post #19733
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Childrearing, in a Nutshell Four-year-old: I don't like you. Angry mother: Well, that's fine, I don't like you very much either. Four-year-old: That's mean. Angry mother: That's life. --Time Square Overheard by: pluml
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:34 pm Post #19734
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	From the Reality Competition So You Think You Want Children Little boy on scooter #1, to parents: I want a dog. I want a dog. I want a dog. I want a dog! Little boy on scooter #2, talking over boy #1: I think we get it. I think we get it. I think we get it. I think we get it! --Church & Chambers Overheard by: ithinkhe'sright
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:35 pm Post #19735
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Well, Two Girls, One Cup Certainly Can't Help It Dude #1: I heard it ruins your sex life. Dude #2: Forever? Dude #1: I think so! --34th & 8th
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:35 pm Post #19736
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Trust Me-- I Have the Data on That. Girl: Oh, so new thing: if I smoke with my left hand, that will make me more ambidextrous. Friend: No. --43rd St & 6th Ave
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:35 pm Post #19737
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Just When You Were Starting to Miss Your 20's... Girl #1: I love cheese steaks. Girl #2: Me too, they are my favorite drunk food. Girl #1: They are so bad for you. Girl #2: It doesn't matter, I'll just throw it up anyways. (both start laughing) --PATH
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:36 pm Post #19738
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Your Eyebrows Would Make Fabulous Trim Unstylish woman to woman in fur coat: Fur is murder! Woman in coat: You should be murdered. --6th Ave & 9th St Overheard by: ilove fur
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:36 pm Post #19739
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	We Were Out Of Pot, and the Bong Was Just Sitting There... NYU student #1: I don't remember but I totally think Patrick ripped me a new @sshole last night. NYU student #2: Yeah, probably. --Cantor Film Center, NYU Overheard by: lita505
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:38 pm Post #19740
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	If Worse Comes to Worse, We Can Pacify Them with Beer Preteen boy, on his way to St. Patrick's Parade: Mommy, how long do we have to be on this train? Mother: A few minutes. Preteen boy: Mommy! This is like when the Nazis took all those people to concentration camps! Mother: Yeah, but they were German, these people are Irish. --PATH Train Overheard by: Shane
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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