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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:54 pm Post #19681 |
 
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Loud passenger: I'm so horny I'd f#ck a potato right now. --Metro-North Overheard by: fingerling |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:55 pm Post #19682 |
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Guy: I've had a hard-on all day! I need to polish my lid. --Hard Rock Cafe |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:55 pm Post #19683 |
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Bearded hipster to another, on blanket in the park: Like, I could have sex eight times in a day and still come here and get a boner. --McCarren Park, Williamsburg Overheard by: kalbijim |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:55 pm Post #19684 |
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Girl to guy friend: Did you just get a boner while we're talking about Mexicans and drowning? --Williamsburg |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:55 pm Post #19685 |
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Sick cop to another: The way I see it, you've got seven holes in your head. If you don't wanna get sick, you just gotta keep your fingers out of those seven holes. Then you'll be good. --ER, Saint Vincent Hospital Overheard by: Dustin |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:56 pm Post #19686 |
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Old-school pimp on cell: I'm sick. (pause) Naw, baby, I just want you to bring me some money and chicken soup. --96th & Columbus Ave |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:56 pm Post #19687 |
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Woman on phone: Yeah, I'm doing really well. I just have some cancerous issues. But other than that, I'm great! --East Village Overheard by: Erin |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:56 pm Post #19688 |
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Woman to friend: So I was worried I had a urinary tract infection or something, even though it didn't hurt when I was peeing. But it turns out it was just a pube stuck in my clit. --R Train Overheard by: what the hell? |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:56 pm Post #19689 |
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Guy to friend: So, I finally got athlete's foot. --116th & Broadway |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:57 pm Post #19690 |
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Chick to guy friend: Well, if you hadn't spent the entire morning cursing out yo momma, then you wouldn't had gotten swine flu! --Edward R. Murrow High School, Brooklyn Overheard by: Amused Freshman |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:57 pm Post #19691 |
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Hippie girl on cell: Hey, mom! How are you? (pause) Not so good, actually, my bloodwork just came back and I have Lyme disease! (pause) I know...it's like 70 degrees here! --42nd & Park Ave Overheard by: AwkwardTwig |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:57 pm Post #19692 |
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It's Time to Play "Which Is More Homoerotic?" Guy: Let's go watch the Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Experience! Girl: Suck my d!ck. --86th & 3rd |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:57 pm Post #19693 |
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And Only Godzilla Can Save Us! College girl #1: I can't believe you don't know Allison, she's infamous! College girl #2: Well, Jesse James is infamous but I don't know him either. College girl #1: Jesse James is dead. Allison is the mega-slut on our floor! --Barnard College Overheard by: even i know her |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:58 pm Post #19694 |
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...How Could You End a Sentence with a Preposition? Ghetto girl: Yo, I didn't realize your birthday was on the day you were actually born on. Friend: Seriously?! --E Train Overheard by: Squiggle |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:58 pm Post #19695 |
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Again, Amy Didn't Expect It to Be Beautiful Little boy to mother: Mommy, what is that? Mother: It's a woman, sweetie. Little girl, screaming to mother: Mommy, she's naked! That woman is naked! (mother ignores her) Little girl, whispering: She's naked, she's a naked woman. --1 Train |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:59 pm Post #19696 |
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So I Assume We're Grading on a Curve Girl: Where they weird? Guy: I don't know. They were Australian. --M14D Bus |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:59 pm Post #19697 |
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...But, Um, No. Black comedy show promoter: Do you want to see a comedy show tonight? Teenage white girl: Um...no. Black promoter: Come on. Do you even like black people? Teenage white girl, with huge smile on her face: Why yes! I love black people! --Times Square Overheard by: Haefster |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:59 pm Post #19698 |
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Now You Just Have to Deal with My Habits. Young mother: You keep stepping on my flats! Ugh, I'm gonna kill you! Teen girl: No you're not. If you didn't have me, you'd be a nun. --Starbucks, 17th & Broadway Overheard by: CreativeBunny |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:00 pm Post #19699 |
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As It Clearly States in That Letter from Paul to the Ephesians Thug: So growing up, he used to be this little guy with a fat face, all squinched up, with a huge mushroom haircut. And then high school hits, and bam! He grows his hair long... Thugette: I know! He's like Jesus Christ! Oh my god! Thug: Yeah! If you gave him a haircut and a little shape-up, he'd totally be Jesus. Thugette, laughing hysterically: You think Jesus was getting a shape-up all the time? I don't think Jesus needed no shape-up! --1 Train |
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| AWOLangel | Fri Jun 5, 2009 3:00 pm Post #19700 |
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Mr. Coulier Was the Last Person We'd Suspect 20-something guy: Dave, are you Superman? Dave: Yeah, I am! 20-something guy, screaming: See? See? Your whole thing goes down the shitter. --6th Ave Overheard by: Touche |
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