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AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:47 pm Post #19661
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Woman on phone: Well, the romance is out of my life: this morning Greg came in my mouth, then straight away leaned back and farted. --Beard St & Van Brunt St, Brooklyn Overheard by: craig hunter
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:47 pm Post #19662
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Suit: If Mark didn't fall asleep and get his photo taken with lemons on his head, he might still be here. --Elevator, Midtown Overheard by: It got even better when they elaborated my comment: i wish you elaborated
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:48 pm Post #19663
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Sweater-clad hipster guy: I probably spend more per year on strawberries and cream than on my education. It's worth it, though. I value them more than my education. --Starbucks, Brooklyn
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:48 pm Post #19664
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Teenage girl: I don't want you to tell me there's a banana somewhere in there, I want to see the banana go in there! --Church Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: Sonny
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:48 pm Post #19665
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl to guy drinking juice: Eating mangoes makes vaginas taste better. --Broadway & 9th St Overheard by: Jessica
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:48 pm Post #19666
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Irritated voice in choir loft, in the dark, at the end of Good Friday service: In all the excitement, I seem to have sat on my banana. --60th St & Park Ave Overheard by: haysoos
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:49 pm Post #19667
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Man on cell: Did anybody give grandma her mango? You know that bitch flips shit if she don't get her mango! --Central Park Overheard by: queenofscots
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:49 pm Post #19668
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Woman on cell: Why aren't you looking for some boy to do it for free? --E 3rd & 1st Ave
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:51 pm Post #19669
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Overweight MTA worker with megaphone: Free shuttle buses to Utica Ave. Follow the crowd. Free shuttle buses to Utica Ave. Follow the crowd. No shirt, no shoes: no service! --Franklin Ave Subway Overheard by: Jesus Jon
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:51 pm Post #19670
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Homeless guy: Free boogers! Get your free boogers! --8th & 6th Overheard by: Zack
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:51 pm Post #19671
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Old woman with glass of wine and full plate, stumbling out onto the sidewalk: Ha! It's free! Everyone, free food! Ha! --Open House Art Exhibition, 106th St & Broadway
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:52 pm Post #19672
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Guy giving out free pens: Come on, don't be shy! Come get your free pens! This is New York City, only thing you're gonna get for free are these pens and your mother's love. --Kimmel, NYU
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:52 pm Post #19673
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Wanna-be thug eating ice cream: Wanna know how much I paid for this? S'free! I stole it. --125th St & Broadway Overheard by: EthanK
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:52 pm Post #19674
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Hobo stopped for stealing a box of bottled water: But Obama's President! Everything should be motherf#cking free for the next 279 years! --Duane Reade
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:52 pm Post #19675
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Guy to girlfriend and friend: Goddammit, neither one of you is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. --8th & 9th Overheard by: cracking up
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:53 pm Post #19676
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl on cell: Are all she-males gay? Cause if they're into women, sign me up. --Astor Place
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:53 pm Post #19677
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Teen on cell: Dudes have, like, purses here... --110th & Broadway Overheard by: Al-master
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:53 pm Post #19678
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Guy to friend: She's not a tranny, but she's, y'know: tran-y. --Grand St & Bedford Ave Overheard by: KateM
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:53 pm Post #19679
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Man on cell: You and I are both complex women. It's more complicated than that. --21st St & 8th Ave Overheard by: Ben
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:54 pm Post #19680
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Hipster girl: And he's always like, "oh god, I'm so hard!" and I'm always just like, "really?" --Kimmel Cafeteria, NYU
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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