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AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:34 pm Post #19641
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Hot 20-something tourist girl to friend: Pfft, the Meatpacking District. That's false advertising...I got no meat packed in me last night. All I did was steal that bag of cocaine from those guys. --Broadway & Wooster Overheard by: ClassyGal
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:35 pm Post #19642
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Female 20-something on phone: Yeah, he realized it was too late when he couldn't tell the difference between the piles of sugar, the piles of flour, and the piles of cocaine. --Central Park
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:38 pm Post #19643
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Mystified/amused pot dealer, as two jocks jog past him after sunset: They just runnin'! No cops, no robbers, no cowboys, no Indians, nothing blowin' up. They just runnin'! --Washington Square Park Overheard by: innocent bystander
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:38 pm Post #19644
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Dad to three-year-old boy learning to how to swing: Well, maybe if you were in better shape, this would be easy for you. You need to work on your abdominals. --Rckefeller Park Overheard by: Maria
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:42 pm Post #19645
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	White buff guy, during spin class: I need to do some serious laundry, so I only had the one clean towel. If ya can't get one, I can always just give you mine and do my usual air dry jumping jacks for the insane amount of fems they have in the locker room over there. But apparently I have a bad-case-of-gay-face, because they look at me like a fat kid in front of the tasty delight window. --29th St & Lexington Overheard by: Lace
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:42 pm Post #19646
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Suit to another: I wish I could bench press the sins of the world! --74th St & Broadway
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:43 pm Post #19647
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl in short skirt and stilettos: Did we just power-strut too far? --PATH
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:43 pm Post #19648
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Slightly drunk kid from Alaska: I realized I had blacked out when I woke up on top of my sister. --14th St Overheard by: The Reverend
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:43 pm Post #19649
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Young girl on cell: You passed out from him choking you? (pause) Like...does it...um...sting? Did he apologize at least? (pause) Ya know, it's not okay to get so f#cked up that you don't know that he's choking you. --Max Cafe Overheard by: D to the ana
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:44 pm Post #19650
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Loud girl on cell: Oh my god! Don't even worry about hitting on her too much, she was totally blacked out last night! --Whole Foods Union Square Overheard by: bildita
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:44 pm Post #19651
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Preppy girl: Is "faint" a euphemism for "boner"? --LaGuardia Airport Overheard by: Diana
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:44 pm Post #19652
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Snooty female 30-something to friend: Pap-smears are, to me, the new fake eyelashes. --Upper East Side Overheard by: ianbobian
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:45 pm Post #19653
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Aggressive New Yorker: So he pulls out his f#cking fake-ass parking pass, and I pull out my gun. And I'm like "you still wanna park here, @sshole? Go ahead!" --60th St & Broadway
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:45 pm Post #19654
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Screaming drunk girl to slightly sober guy: If you're going to be fake to me, at least be fake to my face! --LIRR Overheard by: Really!?!?
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:45 pm Post #19655
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl on cell: Okay, call me when you're done entertaining the fake Jews. --Cafe, Church & Walker
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:45 pm Post #19656
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Loud woman: No, it was a fake. I'd have to like, sleep with him to get the real one, you know? --Hester & Mott Overheard by: Jensel
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:46 pm Post #19657
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Well-dressed British man on cell, as he walks oddly: Listen girl, I farted so hard yesterday I blasted half my ass off. (pause) No, seriously! I am still walking funny! --24th St b/w 6th & 7th Overheard by: Joseph
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:46 pm Post #19658
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Teenage boy to another: One time this hot bitch farted on my lap, and I didn't know what to do. --12th St & University Place
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:46 pm Post #19659
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Crazy hobo sitting on blanket: I used to wear underwear, but then I farted and left a stain, so decided no more. Can anyone spare any change? --87th & Broadway Overheard by: Nynanny
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:47 pm Post #19660
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl from Louisiana: What can I say? I'm a Southern girl. I fart crawfish. --McLean Ave, Yonkers
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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