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AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:22 pm Post #19621
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Matthew, Mark, Luke, Moe, Little Tito, Deep Throat... Guy: The more friends I have, the more of a chance that people aren't going to like me. Girl: Yeah. Guy: Like Jesus, he had 12 followers. Jesus was a gangsta! Girl: Yeah. --5th Ave & 13th St
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:23 pm Post #19622
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Your Editors Believe Nothing Stops New Yorkers from Talking Girl, looking at strawberry marshmallows: We could play chubby bunny with those. Guy #1: Huh? Girl: That's where you count how many marshmallows you shove in your mouth before you can't talk anymore. Guy #2: People have died doing that. Girl: Yeah, but probably only the dumb ones. --8th Ave Overheard by: IQ Test is Shoving Them in Your Mouth Anyway
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:23 pm Post #19623
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Anal Penetration: The Universal Language Guy to friends: My goal in life is to get as many d!cks in my ass as possible. Random girl: Mine too! --Canal St
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:24 pm Post #19624
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Though I'd Rather Heidi Klum Woke Me Up Wife: I think we might need a stiff drink after this. Husband: (doesn't respond) Wife: It's supposed to be sad. Husband: I think I want to take a nap now. Wife: Do you want me to wake you up when the show starts? Husband: (grunts) Wife: Was that a yes or a no? Husband: Yes. --Cherry Lane Theatre Overheard by: Emily B.
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:24 pm Post #19625
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	The Little Mermaid Turned 18? Guy #1: I swear, dude--she smelled like fish! Guy #2: Don't you work in a fish store? Guy #1: F#ck you! --Lexington & 45th Overheard by: Allkohn Headline by: My Little Nemo's excited
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:25 pm Post #19626
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	You Totally Gave Me a Fake Number Last Night Girl to friend walking ahead of her: Wait for me! Don't leave me behind, you're so mean! Friend: No, I am not. Police officer, walking by: Yes, you are! --The Bronx Overheard by: Emm
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:26 pm Post #19627
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Even 21 Jump? Woman pointing south: What street is that way? Man: Um, all of them. --Central Park Mall
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:27 pm Post #19628
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Speaking Of People Who Shouldn't Be Able to Talk... Student #1: Who's Helen Keller? Student #2: She was deaf, blind and couldn't talk. Student #1: I thought that was Anne Frank. --City Tech College
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:28 pm Post #19629
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	NYU frat boy to another: Remember that time you popped that zit on my d!ck?! --Waverly Place & Broadway Overheard by: lezbotron
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:29 pm Post #19630
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Older suit to younger suit: If you want people to move out of your way you just gotta say shit like: p#ssy, d!ck, c#nt! (people move out of the way) See? --Brooklyn Overheard by: Brad
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:31 pm Post #19631
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Thug to another, exiting a deli: The Salvation Army can suck my d!ck. --Stanton & Ludlow Overheard by: CN
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:31 pm Post #19632
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl wearing hijab: That depends on whose d!ck it is! --Hunter College, 68th & Lexington Overheard by: off white
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:32 pm Post #19633
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	White college girl: I would definitely want to be a doctor, if I didn't have to go to medical school. --Fordham University
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:32 pm Post #19634
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Nurse to another: Well, it seems that the themes of the day were UTIs and pregnancies. --NYU Student Health Center Overheard by: had neither
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:32 pm Post #19635
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Black male pre-teen to mother: I know all about doctors, 'cause I watch shows about that. (pause) Actually, I watch Dr Phil. --1 Train
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:32 pm Post #19636
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Guy to two girls: I had to fire my doctor, I didn't like what he told me. --39th & Lexington
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:33 pm Post #19637
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Doctor, drawing on napkin and displaying results to student: This is you...in 40 years, in a fugue state. In Turkey. Dissociative fugue--learn neurology! --168th & Fort Washington
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:33 pm Post #19638
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Woman: One time this guy punched me...but it was alright, cause I was on coke. --2 Train Overheard by: Laura Grossman
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:34 pm Post #19639
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Female hipster on cell: I'm coked up and all alone, Harvey, how do you expect me to feel? --Humboldt & Ainslie, Williamsburg Overheard by: Joseph Hernandez
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri Jun 5, 2009 2:34 pm Post #19640
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl on cell: I haven't done coke in like a week. It's been a rough week. --Upper East Side
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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