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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:26 pm Post #19321 |
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:26 pm Post #19322 |
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:26 pm Post #19323 |
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:27 pm Post #19324 |
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:27 pm Post #19325 |
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:27 pm Post #19326 |
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:27 pm Post #19327 |
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:28 pm Post #19328 |
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:28 pm Post #19329 |
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:28 pm Post #19330 |
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:28 pm Post #19331 |
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:28 pm Post #19332 |
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:29 pm Post #19333 |
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:29 pm Post #19334 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:29 pm Post #19335 |
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| Gummy | Sun May 31, 2009 5:30 pm Post #19336 |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Jun 1, 2009 9:48 pm Post #19337 |
 
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from notalwaysright.com Friends Don’t Let Friends Drive Sunny Side Up Car Wash | East Windsor, NJ, USA (A woman returns to our car wash with a scowl on her face, 15 minutes after leaving. Note that she drives a black Beetle and it’s been 80 degrees with sunny skies for the past week.) Me: “Hi, welcome back!” Customer: “Yeah, I’d like to speak with your owner please.” Me: “He’s having a conference call right now. Is there something I can help you with?” Customer: “Yeah, my car is still dirty.” Me: “Oh, did the mud not wash off the back?” Customer: “There was no mud. The egg didn’t wash off the roof of my car.” Me: “Um, someone egged you car? How long has the egg been there?” Customer: “A week or so, but thats not the point. It didn’t wash off!” Me: “Ma’am, the egg is baked into your paint. It’s never going to wash off.” Customer: “What?! It’s just a f***ing egg! My car is not a g**d*** frying pan! It was some friends playing a joke… just wash it off!” Me: “Ma’am, the egg is baked on. You have to get it repainted. Whoever egged your car is no friend of yours.” (The customer suddenly gets very quiet and glares at me.) Customer: *whispers* “… Who have you been talking to?” (The customer points her finger at my face and begins to slowly back out the door. She then slowly sits in her car and drives off… without breaking her stare.) |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Jun 1, 2009 9:49 pm Post #19338 |
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Pointless Paranoia, Meet Pistol Packin’ Movie Theater | Rochester, NY, USA (A young man asks for a ticket for an R-rated movie and hands me his ID. I’m about to sell him the ticket when the lady behind him speaks up.) Lady: “Wait! That picture in the ID doesn’t look like him at all!” (I look at the ID. It appears he’s been sick since the photo was taken, but it’s clearly the same guy.) Me: “Well, ma’am, I’m fairly certain that this is the correct ID. Now, if you’d just step up–” Lady: “No! You can’t sell to someone with a fake ID. He could be a terrorist, for God’s sake! You should call the police!” Me: “Ma’am, that is definitely not necessary. I am responsible for checking identification, and I–” Lady: “I need to talk to your manager!” (I begin to respond, but the guy politely waves me off and turns to the woman.) Man: “Miss, I have another photo ID here, with a more recent picture. Do you think this matches?” (He pulls a card out of his wallet and hands it to her. She goes completely white.) Lady: “Well… um… yes, that’s, uh, fine!” (She squirms for a moment, then exclaims, “I’ll be right back!” She drops the card and leaves the theater in a hurry. I give the guy his ticket.) Me: “What was that you showed her?” Man: “Oh, my handgun permit.” |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Jun 1, 2009 9:49 pm Post #19339 |
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New And Improved High-Def Hunger Bank | Arizona, USA (A customer whose account had been overdrawn for some time calls our bank.) Me: “Ma’am, I am sorry, but you’re card was turned off because your account is currently overdrawn $2,000.” Caller: “But I dont think that you understand. When I get paid, I need to buy food for my children.” (We are able to reverse some overdraft fees if the situation warrants it. I review the woman’s account to see where her money is going.) Me: “Ma’am, you said you buy food for you children after each paycheck?” Caller: “Yes! I need money to buy my children something to eat!” Me: “So your children eat big-screen TVs and acrylic nails?” Caller: “You can see where I’m spending money?!” Me: “Yes, ma’am. We keep records of where you spend your money.” Caller: *click* |
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| AWOLangel | Mon Jun 1, 2009 9:51 pm Post #19340 |
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The Royal Kiss-Off Convenience Store | Arlington, VA, USA (There was a really long line at the convenience store I work at. A female customer at the back of the line was calling out to me.) Customer: “Excuse me, sir, I’d like to purchase this item.” Me: “Um…there’s a line of about 10 people in front of you. You have to wait for them.” Customer: “But I don’t want to!” Me: “…” Customer: “This is an outrage! I’m a queen!” Me: “…of where?” Customer: “Oompaloompaland!” Me: “Um…sorry to break it to you, but Oompaloompaland only exists in books.” Customer: “That’s it!” *storms out* |
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