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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:43 pm Post #18641 |
 
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Girl to friend: If my boyfriend ever asked me to do that, I would get a new boyfriend, preferably the blow-up one that I already have in my bed. --Dorm, NYU Overheard by: amused |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:44 pm Post #18642 |
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Girl in leopard print pajamas: My boyfriend is the voice on Dora the Explorer. Name dropped. --Elevator, NYU Overheard by: babaganoush the great |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:44 pm Post #18643 |
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Teen boy on cell: Hi, Lisa, it's Matt. Sarah and I were just talking about how much you love tools, so I went to Home Depot today and picked you up a new boyfriend. --N Train Overheard by: SueCity |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:45 pm Post #18644 |
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Yuppie to friends: So my boyfriend called me last night and asked me, "Hey, do you even know my name?" and I said, "Well...no." --1 Train Overheard by: yams |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:45 pm Post #18645 |
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Screaming, sobbing middle-aged woman to man: Why are you doing this to me? Why are you doing this to me? We made beautiful love last night! Why are you doing this to me? --Penn Station Overheard by: Laura |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:45 pm Post #18646 |
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Angry woman on cell: You don't feed me, f#ck me, or fulfill me! We are done! --147th & St Nicholas |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:46 pm Post #18647 |
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Man on cell: I'm going to f#cking dump that job, like girls dump me. --45th & 8th |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:46 pm Post #18648 |
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Girl on phone: No wonder he broke up with you, you are a pain in the ass! --Columbus Circle Overheard by: Laura |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:47 pm Post #18649 |
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Teen girl on cell: Are you f#cking kidding me? You're breaking up with me because I didn't let you lick chocolate off my c**chie? That shit's f#cked up! --Bloomingdale's |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:47 pm Post #18650 |
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It Was to Support the Arts More Girl #1: Girl, did you see her Sasquatch ass! She be taking three for the team! Girl #2: Don't curse. Girl #1: You know, I be breaking my New Year's resolution. Girl #2: Word! --G Train |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:48 pm Post #18651 |
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And No One Got the "Norwegian" Joke 20-something guy, holding long wooden board: Hey, can you spare some change for me and my wood to get a hooker? Blonde party girl passing by, rubbing wood in sexual way: Oh, I like your wood... 20-something guy: Oh, thank you. (to girl sitting next to him) You'd think someone would give me money just for making them laugh, but no. --St. Mark's b/w 2nd & 3rd Overheard by: TR |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:48 pm Post #18652 |
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If You Put a Bunch Of Them in a Wheel You Could Solve the Energy Crisis Girl to friend: She's been out ice skating with her sister for two hours...how the hell does a five-year-old ice skate for three hours? Friend: I know, right? Kids are like hamsters. --John St |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:48 pm Post #18653 |
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Harold and Kumar III Features the Same Old Regurgitated Jokes Older man: I'm drunk and hungry, I need some White Castle. Younger man: That'll make you throw up. Older man: But that's how I end all my nights, so it won't be different. --Christopher St & 7th Ave |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:49 pm Post #18654 |
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"Where There Is a Sample Sale, I Will Be There." Greenpeace canvasser to two girls with mother: Girls, do you want your mom to be a superhero today? Mom: I'm already a superhero, I just bought them clothes! --Broadway & Houston Overheard by: Erin |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:49 pm Post #18655 |
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As One Is Wont to Do Short girl: Where's Alanna? Tall girl: I think she's off hitting on those rich kids she babysits. --Columbia University Overheard by: Oh no! |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:49 pm Post #18656 |
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But It Might Just Be a Jello Wrestling Pit Drunk girl #1: Where do you see yourself five years from now? Drunk girl #2, despairingly: In a ditch! Drunk girl #1: Awkward. --14th & 1st |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:50 pm Post #18657 |
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Which Explains Why They're All So Skinny! Unmasked woman to two men wearing medical masks: Who cares if he's gay? Gay's not a disease! Masked man: Yes it is! --Lower East Side |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:50 pm Post #18658 |
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Wouldn't You Find That Symbolically Disturbing? 20-something: Well, what are we going to do tonight if the movie is sold out? Black comedy slinger, overhearing: See a comedy show! 20-something: No, that's okay. Black comedy slinger: It's cool, I never killed anyone. 20-something: We're alright. Black comedy slinger: And I love white people. 20-something: We're not tourists... Black comedy slinger: Oh, okay. Want a piggyback ride? --44th & Broadway Overheard by: Robert B |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:51 pm Post #18659 |
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...But I Have This Machete Just in Case. (cop has police tape pulled across intersection to prevent pedestrians from walking while traffic is moving) Ten-year-old kid, wearing gray sweatshirt and blue baseball cap: Why are you doing that? Cop: We got a call about someone wearing a gray sweatshirt and blue baseball cap prowling the streets, so this is to keep you safe. Do you feel safe, kid? Kid, looking terrified: Yeah? --5th Ave & 47th St |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:51 pm Post #18660 |
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No Wonder Their Bacon Smells Fishy (two obese out-of-towners take up four seats on the subway) Fat man #1: They should really make these seats for Americans. Fat man #2: The problem with these trains is that they're built in Canada with a Japanese design. --Grand Central Shuttle Overheard by: Porky Pig |
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