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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:38 pm Post #18621 |
 
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Woman coming out of restroom, holding a bottle of liquid soap: You gotta keep the cat clean! --NYU Hospital Overheard by: A nurse who wish she wasn't sometimes!! |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:38 pm Post #18622 |
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Female tourist, to herself: There are nine ways to skin a cat, and I know all of them. --23rd & 8th |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:38 pm Post #18623 |
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Man to woman, arguing: F#ck you, Nina, that's the point. You're not taking my cat! --Central Park |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:39 pm Post #18624 |
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Old man to friend, during lunch: I don't like cats' attitudes. Unlike dogs, they can be so aloof. Especially to Jews... --Deli, 1st Ave Overheard by: Allison |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:39 pm Post #18625 |
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Guy on cell: In a wig, with his pants down, watching her from his car. --33rd St, Astoria Overheard by: Ferna |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:39 pm Post #18626 |
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Teen to another: Barack Obama said, "pull your pants up!" --Broadway & 72nd St |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:39 pm Post #18627 |
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NYU girl: I wanna do it, and I wanna do it in my pants box. --Weinstein Hall, NYU |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:40 pm Post #18628 |
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Border's employee to man sleeping in chair: Sir, could you please wake up? ...and also zip up your pants. --Borders |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:40 pm Post #18629 |
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Guy on phone: Well, I guess I thought you might be kind of gay after you invited me to that "no pants" party. --Astoria |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:40 pm Post #18630 |
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Teacher to colleagues: When a student acts up a second time, I always throw something at the window and then do something like this (goes into fetal position and starts rocking) at my desk. I mean...these are first graders! You need them to think you're crazy from the very beginning, or you'll have a horrible year! --Bar, Smith & Sackett |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:41 pm Post #18631 |
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Paper baggin' hobo: I'm not sure who's crazier: me, or this beer. It's 23 degrees outside, and I'm drinking a cold beer! --Jackie Robinson Park Overheard by: Ian |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:41 pm Post #18632 |
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High pitched 20-something girl to empty block: I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, here! --58th & 7th |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:41 pm Post #18633 |
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Female student on cell: Did you know him? (pause) Oh. Well, did Kate* know him? (pause) What? You girls are crazy! Yeah, you'd better lock your door! --Fordham University |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:42 pm Post #18634 |
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Man on cell: I'm feeling pretty good today. That's usually when I go off the deep end. --Prince & Elizabeth |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:42 pm Post #18635 |
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Mother to screaming child: Please stop crying and put your coat on. I am not hurting you or torturing you, so please stop crying. --4th Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: olivejuice |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:42 pm Post #18636 |
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Father to kid who just started crying: Hey, stop! I thought I told you to wait until we got home! --Park Slope, Brooklyn Overheard by: Lucian |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:42 pm Post #18637 |
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Guy to girl, on Valentine's Day: You look fat when you cry. --Cobble Hill Overheard by: MJB |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:42 pm Post #18638 |
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Hispanic man on phone to girlfriend: Ma, why you cryin?! You should be breaking up with me because I hit you! --Staten Island Ferry |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:43 pm Post #18639 |
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Guy to girlfriend: I'm sorry I pulled your hair while you were crying. --Bowery & 2nd |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 8:43 pm Post #18640 |
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Hot Latina: He doesn't look like someone I'd want to f#ck. But neither does my boyfriend... Well, depending on what he's wearing. --3rd Ave & 46th St Overheard by: SillyUrn |
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