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AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:33 pm Post #18601
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Crazy redneck-looking guy to PETA circus protester: They're gonna do to us what they did to the lions! We'll be put in concentration camps! --Madison Square Garden Overheard by: Santiago and Catie
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:33 pm Post #18602
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Guy: And she can ride him like a horse! --W 103rd St
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:33 pm Post #18603
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Graying Brooklyn guy to another: You know, the only thing I haven't seen is a bobcat. --7th Ave & 4th St, Brooklyn
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:33 pm Post #18604
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Underclassman to another: Lizards can't impregnate anyone. They don't even have penises. --Townsend Harris High School Overheard by: amused
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:34 pm Post #18605
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Drunk man in tiger costume to McDonald's worker: There's an escaped zoo animal and he wants to eat your p#ssy. Stop serving your food and hide! (then steals bowl of jams used for breakfast menu) --McDonald's
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:34 pm Post #18606
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl on cell: So I bought this air conditioner for my living room, and it's entirely too large for me to install by myself, because it weighs 78 lbs. No, seriously, I cannot even get it out of the box. I know--for the time being I'm just referring to it as a Duchamp "readymade." Ew! Don't you call me bohemian! --19th & 6th
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:35 pm Post #18607
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Art professor: You should look at Picasso and Matisse. These people will be more important to you than your family. Cousin Philly. I had a cousin Philly, and I loved him very much. But he's dead now. --Pratt Institute Overheard by: traPt
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:35 pm Post #18608
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Lawyer to friend, about Vincent van Gogh: You know, I could have gotten him disability. --Van Gogh Exhibit, MoMA
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:35 pm Post #18609
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Woman, discussing gallery: It was all modern stuff--but not, like, the kind of modern art that children can do. --20th & 5th
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:35 pm Post #18610
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Tourist boy: You can see his penis! It's not art if you can see his penis! --Petrie Court, Metropolitan Museum of Art
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:35 pm Post #18611
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Large woman attempting to sit down: Y'all better slide down, cause my ass is wide! --Downtown 4 Train Overheard by: squished
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:36 pm Post #18612
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Limping black hobo to preppy white male: Maaaaan...what's that got to do with wiping yo' ass? --10th Ave b/w 50th & 51st
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:36 pm Post #18613
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Middle aged man to daughter: Come on, let's go look for baby bottle butt! --H Mart
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:36 pm Post #18614
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Professor: I got excited because another man touched my ass in public! --Fordham University, Lincoln Center Overheard by: Haven't we all?
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:36 pm Post #18615
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Seated man to mom letting her child run around restaurant: Your daughter just put her hand in my butt crack. --Park Slope
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:36 pm Post #18616
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Teenage girl: My mom is always reminding me to lock my door because you got to worry about the bloods and the clots. --Uptown 2 Train
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:37 pm Post #18617
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Emo chick: So he goes to this party and he does it with this old guy. He pretty much went home with a bloody butthole. --Roseland Ballroom Overheard by: charlotte
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:37 pm Post #18618
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Suit on cell: Never in my life have I seen that much blood in the trunk of a car. --82nd & 3rd Overheard by: Karyn
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:37 pm Post #18619
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Small Asian girl to large drag queen: So then he, like, bit off his tongue and nearly bled to death. (long pause) Or maybe I was just high. --Elevator, Brooklyn
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 8:38 pm Post #18620
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Knitting girl: Don't let your drunk girlfriend name your cat, because eventually you will break up with her and then you'll have a cat with a stupid name. --The Point Knitting Cafe Overheard by: Heather
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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