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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 4:12 pm Post #18501 |
 
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Aren't You Glad We Can Talk Like This? Confused student #1: We've only got 1 minute to get to first period. Confused student #2: What time is it? Confused student #1, looking at watch: It's 8:01 and class starts at 8:02. Confused student #2: No, it starts at 8:08. And my watch says it's 7:55. Confused student #1: Really? I'm so tired I didn't remember. Confused student #2: Why are you tired? Confused student #1: I don't know. I woke up on the floor this morning. Confused student #2: On the floor? Why were you on the floor? Confused student #1: I don't know. I went to sleep in my bed and woke up on the floor. Confused student #2: That sucks. I woke up in the bathtub once. Confused student #1: What would be worse is waking up on the toilet. Confused student #2: I couldn't imagine that. --7 Train Overheard by: Yoteh |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 4:12 pm Post #18502 |
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This Is Plan: B, Plan: A Was (Tilts Head Toward Aluminum Garbage Can) Young-looking 40-something: So, I've got some big news for you all... Mother: Oh? Really? Young-looking 40 something: We're adding a new member to the family! Mother: You're pregnant?! Young-looking 40-something: No, my daughter is. (tilts head towards teenage daughter) --Cafeteria, Metropolitan Museum of Art Headline by: Ryan |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 4:13 pm Post #18503 |
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Like, a Nice Little Silver Clutch with Tassels? Suit #1: Dude, could you imagine if, like, there was no paper money? And instead, all we had was coins made of some metallic elements? Suit #2: Whoa, that would be pretty hot. Suit #1, laughing: Yeah! (frowning) Except what if you wanted to carry $200 around with you? You'd have to carry like 200 coins. Suit #2: Yeah. Suit #1: Then you'd probably have to carry around a purse. Suit #2: Oh. Suit #1: But couldn't you just imagine...? --Fulton & Pearl |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 4:13 pm Post #18504 |
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Pop Quiz: Which, If Either, Of These People Is Being Sarcastic? Teenage boy: So then I thought about three things: government conspiracies, population control, and minorities. Teenage girl, seriously: Smart. Teenage boy, equally serious: Thanks. I've been smart ever since I was little. Teenage girl: I like smart people. --D Train Overheard by: ...and modest people, too |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 4:13 pm Post #18505 |
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It's Easier for Girls, Punkin Hipster to texting friend: You get service on the train? Cute girl: I get service everywhere... (they stare at each other awkwardly) --Uptown 1 Train |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 4:14 pm Post #18506 |
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British tourist, passing by The Pink Tea Cup Southern restaurant: Oh, look--an urban menu! --Bleecker & Grove |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 4:14 pm Post #18507 |
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Young Asian tourist girl: You mean, there's not actually any fields? --Strawberry Fields Overheard by: Jason K. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 4:14 pm Post #18508 |
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Tourist, in thick Southern accent: I just don't understand how they turn the trains around so fast, and we don't see them do it! --Grand Central Station, Shuttle Train Overheard by: Sara |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 4:14 pm Post #18509 |
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Tourist hick teen to others: Everybody's wearin' shoes! --33rd St & 6th Ave |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 4:14 pm Post #18510 |
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Elderly tourist being escorted to her seat: Oh! I hope we get a booth! --Olive Garden Overheard by: EthanK |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 4:15 pm Post #18511 |
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Tourist to friend: No, we cannot go into a store. I cannot leave Broadway. How else would you expect me to get discovered? --Time Square |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Fri May 29, 2009 4:15 pm Post #18512 |
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Olive garden does not make me happy. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 4:15 pm Post #18513 |
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White trash woman to angry boyfriend: Stop! I'm in my car and I love myself! I love myself! F#ck you if you don't love yourself! Tyra says to love yourself, and I love myself! --49th & 11th |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Fri May 29, 2009 4:15 pm Post #18514 |
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**Tomahawk Chop**
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My palate prefers Carrabbas. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 4:15 pm Post #18515 |
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Conductor: Passengers, as you all know the New Haven line is known as the Love Line, because of our red colors and red schedules. For Valentine's Day why not buy a loved one a ticket? Nothing says "I love you" like a Metro North ticket! Imagine the look on your mother-in-law's face when she opens up her present to find a one way trip to Manhattan! --Metro North Train |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 4:15 pm Post #18516 |
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Sorority girl: And this is a list of all the girls who love Jell-o. --St. John's University Overheard by: Peter G |
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| Ltpondwater9 | Fri May 29, 2009 4:16 pm Post #18517 |
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