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Gummy	Fri May 29, 2009 3:33 pm Post #18441
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:33 pm Post #18442
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM Well Said! You May Attend the Meeting for Me Male suit: Meetings are like suction cups. They stick to things and leave a lasting mark that's tough to clean off. They can be useful in some instances, though they almost always suck, and when they don't suck people try and make them suck in a different location. Underling: You forgot to add, though, that when they aren't working right, you can always start licking to see it that helps. A little moisture always makes things more interesting. Central Point, Oregon Overheard by: Turbo
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


Gummy	Fri May 29, 2009 3:34 pm Post #18443
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri May 29, 2009 3:34 pm Post #18444
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:34 pm Post #18445
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	3PM We Heart NYC. Radio host: Just give me hand signals--5 fingers, 5 minutes left. 4, 3, 2, 1. New producer: Okay, but I'm using whichever finger I want for "one minute." Varrick St New York City, New York
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


Gummy	Fri May 29, 2009 3:34 pm Post #18446
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri May 29, 2009 3:35 pm Post #18447
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:35 pm Post #18448
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	2PM Sorry About the Potted Plant in the Office, by the Way. Coworker, on voicemail: It started yesterday before I left work, but it just got worse and I spent all night on the toilet. Well, on and off the toilet, it was coming out of both ends if you know what I mean. Anyway, I'll spare you the gory details. Suffice it to say I'm going to be working from home today. I need to lie back and relieve some of this pressure in my abdomen. Denver, Colorado
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


Gummy	Fri May 29, 2009 3:35 pm Post #18449
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:35 pm Post #18450
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	1PM Awww, Snap! Worker at desk, startled when colleague walks by: Oh! You scared me! I thought you were a rubber band! Bridge Street Sydney Australia Overheard by: JRH
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


Gummy	Fri May 29, 2009 3:35 pm Post #18451
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:35 pm Post #18452
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	12PM The Kit-Kat Commercial That Never Made It to TV Guy in stall to man in next stall making straining sounds: Are you okay? Man on toilet: Yeah. (pauses, with legs stretched out) Just taking a break. Baltimore, Maryland Overheard by: Should not have asked
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:36 pm Post #18453
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	11AM Why All Gelatin Is Male. Cubicle girl #1: Damn! No toilet paper! Cubicle girl #2, hesistantly: No. None in here, either. Cubicle girl #1: Argh, I'll just have to wiggle. (pause) I hate wiggling! (pause) Only boys should have to wiggle. Girls' Toilets England Overheard by: Disturbed Toilet User
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:36 pm Post #18454
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	10AM "Deadline" Seems Even Worse, Somehow HR head: So, when's the, uh...I guess, "drop-dead date" for your baby? Hugely pregnant admin: Uh...what? You mean the latest date before my doctor induces? HR head: Yeah. The drop-dead date. Hugely pregnant admin: Wow. Phoenix, Arizona
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:36 pm Post #18455
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	9AM Wait! We Didn't Even Tell You About the Smell. Boss to peon eating lunch: So my daughter finally pooped today. It's been at least a few days. Peon #1, trying to ignore him: Wow. Cool. Boss: Yeah, it wasn't anything huge like the one a few days ago, but at least she's pooping. Peon #2: That's great to hear. My poor daughter has been at home with explosive diarrhea all week. Peon #1: (tosses barely eaten lunch in the garbage and wordlessly walks away) Sacramento, California
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:37 pm Post #18456
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	5PM You're Like a Priest-- Your Advice Is No Help Guy from server management, analyzing coworker's love life: You're like a lion cub...you don't want to bite yet. IBM Argentina Overheard by: Sullivan
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:37 pm Post #18457
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM Reader Poll: What's Going on Here? Peon #1: Isn't that just going to make the situation worse? Man, that's going to mess everything up over there! Commander: Well, you can't just stand in the rain and yell! Peon #2: Ha-ha! rrrghh! I hate the rain! Washington Navy Yard Washington, DC Overheard by: El Monsoon
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:37 pm Post #18458
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	3PM And Request to Be Buried with the Paper Admin, looking up from newspaper and greeting guest: Hello, Mr Blue. Please have a seat, director Green will be right with you. Mr Blue: You know, if you were my employee and you were reading the paper at your desk, I would fire you. Admin: If I were your employee, I would kill myself. Indianapolis, Indiana Overheard by: Civil Servant
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:38 pm Post #18459
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	2PM I'm Like, "We've Got No Health Insurance-- Walk It Off!" Receptionist to coworker: My whiney-ass husband was complaining that he slit his hand open. Portsmouth, New Hampshire
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:42 pm Post #18460
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	1PM Don't Be Insulted-- I Asked My Car Dealer the Same Thing Office lesbian: Alex and I had another fight. Want to buy a new iPod with the engraving "Happy 21st birthday Alex"? Office grunt: Has it been polished with tears? Cleveland, Ohio Overheard by: Finding humor in misfortune
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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