Spam

Wanted: New forum members!
Do you have the right stuff to be an arch-angel member?
Must be:

willing to talk trek
able to have fun
open to geekiness in all it's glory
willing to make new friends and be overwhelmed by our welcoming members
open to particpating in lots of activities and contests

Do you have what it takes? Then what are you waiting for? Register now and start posting right away! Register Now!

Pages:
1
…
918
919
920
…
1092

Spam; 2.0
Tweet Topic Started: Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:29 am (69,107 Views)
AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:05 pm Post #18361
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	And the Trendy Diseases? Hot girl: I've spent so much on condoms since I got here that I think it would be cheaper to just have the damn kids by now. Westwood, California
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:05 pm Post #18362
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Just Sign Here and Initial Here Kindergarten teacher: Hey, what are you doing? Little girl: Nothing, but I can repair it if you want me to! Kindergarten Norway
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:06 pm Post #18363
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	The Doctor Said You Border on Mumu Fat. Woman: You should shop at Lane Bryant! Girl: Mom, that's a fat girls store! Woman: I shopped there when I was 17, and you're much fatter that I was! Hendersonville, Tennessee Overheard by: Tanner
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:06 pm Post #18364
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	...When Everyone Knows the Point Of Sex Is to Tone One's Abs. Anthropology teacher: That's just like saying the point of sex is to have an orgasm. If that were the case you could do it yourself! There's no need to involve another person! University of Delaware Overheard by: Terrance Williams
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:06 pm Post #18365
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	God Decides to Test Out a More Adorable Grim Reaper Little boy, excitedly: Everybody's dying these days! Hooksett, New Hampshire Overheard by: Evee
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:06 pm Post #18366
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Wanna Race? Drunk girl puking in bathroom stall to drunk girl puking in stall next to her: It's okay! I'm throwing up too! Wake Forest University Winston-Salem, North Carolina
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:07 pm Post #18367
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	NewsFlash: Teen Sober. Film at 11. Sober teen: The mall is, like, all about clothes now. Towson, Maryland Overheard by: Sven Johnson
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:07 pm Post #18368
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	from overheardatthebeach.com I May Not Have What It Takes to Be a Catholic Man to friend: So, I went on my knees. And then I went on my belly. And then I went on my knees again...it was hard! --Mayan Riviera, Mexico Overheard by: anna levi
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:08 pm Post #18369
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Just Watch the Sundial, Honey Teenage girl: Wait, so what time is midnight tonight? --Punta Cana, Mexico
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:08 pm Post #18370
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Some Of Us Should Keep Our Shirts on at the Beach Woman #1: You really should have seen this guy's boobs, they were huge. Woman #2: So he needed a bra? Man #1: A bro. Man #2 (with hands on hips, triumphantly): A manzier! Woman #1: What he needed was some testosterone! --Hawaii Overheard by: Festivus for the Rest of Us
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


Gummy	Fri May 29, 2009 3:10 pm Post #18371
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007	Keep going! You're doing just fine.



AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:10 pm Post #18372
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Just Thanking Him for the Barbecue, Honey Mom, holding bag of ashes: (whispers) Girl: Mom, stop talking to dad! It's creepy. --Huntington Beach, California
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:13 pm Post #18373
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Gummy May 29 2009, 06:10 PM Keep going! You're doing just fine. it's like still running a marathon after everyone has finished
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


Gummy	Fri May 29, 2009 3:13 pm Post #18374
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Fri May 29, 2009 3:13 pm Post #18375
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Is "Einstein" a Position? Guy (sarcastically): You're like the smartest person I know. You're practically einstein. Girl: I... Don't really get sex jokes. --Bethany Beach Overheard by: upgrade
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


Gummy	Fri May 29, 2009 3:13 pm Post #18376
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri May 29, 2009 3:14 pm Post #18377
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri May 29, 2009 3:14 pm Post #18378
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri May 29, 2009 3:14 pm Post #18379
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri May 29, 2009 3:14 pm Post #18380
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)

Enjoy forums? Start your own community for free. Learn More · Register for Free
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · Matter Stream · Next Topic »

Pages:
1
…
918
919
920
…
1092