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| Jadzia20 | Fri May 29, 2009 8:29 am Post #18341 |
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Fri May 29, 2009 8:29 am Post #18342 |
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| Jadzia20 | Fri May 29, 2009 8:30 am Post #18343 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| Jadzia20 | Fri May 29, 2009 8:31 am Post #18344 |
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When I crack that whip, everybody goin' to trip like circus
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 2:52 pm Post #18345 |
 
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from overheardeverywhere.com Your Karate Instructor? Little girl, waiting for a ride home from school: What is my mother doing that's more important than me? Beverly Hills, California Overheard by: Anon Y. Mouse |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 2:52 pm Post #18346 |
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I'm Afraid It's Just Cold Cuts for the Dead Teacher: Where does the friar discover the bloodstains in the tomb? Student #1: In the kitchen! Teacher: There's no kitchen in a tomb. Student #2: Well, dead people got to eat too! Student #3: No they don't, stupid! Student #4: Wait, don't people get hungry when they die? 9th Grade English Class Louisiana Overheard by: Is it Summer Vacation Yet? |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 2:53 pm Post #18347 |
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To Be Fair, This Is His Answer to Everything Instructor to swim class: Okay, who can tell me one thing we can wear to protect ourselves from the sun? Three-year-old boy, after much thought: Teeth! YMCA Easton, Pennsylvania |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 2:53 pm Post #18348 |
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How Else Can You Make an Omelette, Though? Girl to friends: Well, he's really nice, but I'm not sure if he'd like destroying the babies. Oxford England Overheard by: HERTFORD |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 2:54 pm Post #18349 |
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Kept Gagging Into My Wide-open Mouth Guy: So Jeff's cousin came out. Girl: I knew he was gay! He's like, the only guy I didn't make out with on New Year's. Guy: You totally made out with him! Girl: Yeah, but he wasn't into it. Ramat Aviv Israel |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 2:54 pm Post #18350 |
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Why You're Not Supposed to Return to the Scene Of a Crime Little girl to store employee: Do you remember us? Employee: Yes, of course I do. Little girl: Oh, no! Run away! He remembers us! Mission Viejo Mall Mission Viejo, California |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 2:54 pm Post #18351 |
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Unfortunately, George Michael Took the Advice. Kid #1: Yo, man! You're missin' somethin'." Kid #2: What? Kid #1: Yeah, you look weird now that you got a haircut. Kid #2: Huh? Kid #1: You need to get some earrings! SUNY Old Westbury, New York |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 2:55 pm Post #18352 |
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You've All Done That at Band Camp. Band instructor, about section: No, no, clarinets! It has to be short! Like pizzicato--pluck it, like a g string! Band students: (attempting to contain laughter) Instructor: Aww, c'mon, what the hell! High School Mattawan, Michigan |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 2:55 pm Post #18353 |
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You Shouldn't Marry Anybody Who's the Boss Of You, Honey Little girl to dad: Daddy? Dad: Yes? Little girl: Why can't brothers and sisters get married? Toronto Canadia |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 2:56 pm Post #18354 |
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Is That a Multiple Choice Question? Hooker, yelling at pimp in parked car: Lemme axe you somethin: f#ck you! Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: rob w. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 2:56 pm Post #18355 |
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Your Editors Are Baffled, but Amused Girl #1: I wish there were swing sets at college. Girl #2: I know. Spain better have swing sets. Girl #1: For when you're abroad? Girl #2: No, just in general. Claremont, California Overheard by: swinging |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 2:57 pm Post #18356 |
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Dear Skanky Girl-- Call Me -- Love, Dave Skanky girl sitting at outdoor lunch table: I wanna have sex on the bleachers, I wanna have sex in the classrooms, I wanna have sex in the principal's office, I wanna have sex in the teacher's lounge... High School Missouri Overheard by: Jacob |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 2:57 pm Post #18357 |
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So the Giant Swastika Tattoo Was Perhaps a Poor Idea Dude to group of guys: When I f#ck a girl, I don't want to be remembered. I want to be forgotten. Echo Park, California Overheard by: Angry Sandwich |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 3:04 pm Post #18358 |
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It Makes Up for My Lack Of Boobs. Short Asian chick to tall white guy: Oh my gawd, I've got it! So, heat rises, right? So it's probably all warm up there where you are, and down here with the normal people it's cold, and that's why you don't think it's cold, even though it's freaking freezing! Gawd, I love being an Asian! I come up with the most genius shit! Muirlands Middle School La Jolla, California |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 3:05 pm Post #18359 |
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And You Were There, and You Were There, and You Were There... Teacher to students: And then you thought we were going to an imaginary place...but it was Louisiana! High School English Class Sweden Overheard by: It was real? |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 29, 2009 3:05 pm Post #18360 |
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Your Editors Are Unaccountably Aroused Girl in restroom #1: I just found an eyelash in my bellybutton! Girl in restroom #2: Is it yours? Girl in restroom #1: Yeah...I think. Auburn University Student Union Auburn, Alabama |
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