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ForgetMeNot	Tue Oct 9, 2007 5:47 am Post #161
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	nhranger Oct 9 2007, 05:45 AM ForgetMeNot Oct 9 2007, 08:45 AM nhranger Oct 9 2007, 05:43 AM ForgetMeNot Oct 9 2007, 08:40 AM Do I CARE if you read it? :P yes Actually, i don't. :P don't lie! if I cared, i wouldn't post spam to begin with.



ForgetMeNot	Tue Oct 9, 2007 5:49 am Post #162
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is been decapitated.



ForgetMeNot	Tue Oct 9, 2007 5:51 am Post #163
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	The first owner of the Marlboro Company, Wayne McLaren, died of lung cancer.



ForgetMeNot	Tue Oct 9, 2007 5:52 am Post #164
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	The hormone replacement drug "Premarin" is made from the urine of pregnant horses.



ForgetMeNot	Tue Oct 9, 2007 5:54 am Post #165
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	Humans have about the same number of hair follicles as a chimpanzee has.



ForgetMeNot	Tue Oct 9, 2007 5:56 am Post #166
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	Women hearts beat faster than men.



ForgetMeNot	Tue Oct 9, 2007 5:57 am Post #167
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	Every year, surgical tools are left in approximately 1,500 patients in the USA. Fatter patients are more prone to having a surgical tool left inside of them due to the additional amount of space in their bodies.



ForgetMeNot	Tue Oct 9, 2007 5:58 am Post #168
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	Studies show that couples that smoke during the time of conception have a higher chance of having a girl compared to couples that do not smoke.



ForgetMeNot	Tue Oct 9, 2007 5:58 am Post #169
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex



ForgetMeNot	Tue Oct 9, 2007 6:01 am Post #170
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	Pluto is the only planet in our solar system that has not been visited by a spacecraft.



ForgetMeNot	Tue Oct 9, 2007 6:03 am Post #171
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London



wissaboo	Tue Oct 9, 2007 9:24 am Post #172
Posts: 25,676 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: November 16, 2005	ForgetMeNot Oct 9 2007, 05:58 AM During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex



Purplelizard2006	Tue Oct 9, 2007 10:26 am Post #173
It's Christmas! Posts: 10,969 Group: TNG 10000 post spammer Member #53 Joined: June 17, 2006	ForgetMeNot Oct 9 2007, 07:18 AM Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed. In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Mary staring at him from across the room. She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?" Flynn said, "Why do you say such a thing?" "Well," Mary said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly.....it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
	I'm the biker babe!


Purplelizard2006	Tue Oct 9, 2007 10:30 am Post #174
It's Christmas! Posts: 10,969 Group: TNG 10000 post spammer Member #53 Joined: June 17, 2006	ForgetMeNot Oct 9 2007, 07:35 AM A ripe cranberry will bounce. Another name for a cranberry is bounceberry. That is interesting.......
	I'm the biker babe!


Purplelizard2006	Tue Oct 9, 2007 10:33 am Post #175
It's Christmas! Posts: 10,969 Group: TNG 10000 post spammer Member #53 Joined: June 17, 2006	ForgetMeNot Oct 9 2007, 07:38 AM The banana fruit is a berry and does not grow on a tree but actually grows on the world's largest herb and is a member of the lily family. BANANAS ARE BERRIES? That don't make sense to me.....Why in the palm trees? Now they say it don't grow on trees. Weird.
	I'm the biker babe!


ForgetMeNot	Tue Oct 9, 2007 10:41 am Post #176
Posts: 8,777 Group: Romulan 5000 Member #9 Joined: November 17, 2005	wissaboo Oct 9 2007, 09:24 AM ForgetMeNot Oct 9 2007, 05:58 AM During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex



Purplelizard2006	Tue Oct 9, 2007 10:55 am Post #177
It's Christmas! Posts: 10,969 Group: TNG 10000 post spammer Member #53 Joined: June 17, 2006	ForgetMeNot Oct 9 2007, 07:47 AM Blood is such a good stain that Native Americans used it for paint. Already knew this.......read it somewhere else in history of Native America Indians.
	I'm the biker babe!


BLACK_LION	Tue Oct 9, 2007 5:30 pm Post #178
Captain's Wench Posts: 990 Group: Brig Member #506 Joined: May 31, 2007	Purplelizard2006 Oct 9 2007, 09:55 AM ForgetMeNot Oct 9 2007, 07:47 AM Blood is such a good stain that Native Americans used it for paint. Already knew this.......read it somewhere else in history of Native America Indians. Did you know that Native Americans are only called "Indians" because Christopher Columbus thought he landed in India? Thats what I've heard anyways...I could be wrong.



nhranger	Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:09 am Post #179
1000 post angel Posts: 3,557 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #46 Joined: May 3, 2006	more spam, less facts please.
	You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.


nhranger	Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:10 am Post #180
1000 post angel Posts: 3,557 Group: 1000 Post angel Member #46 Joined: May 3, 2006
	You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.


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