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AWOLangel	Thu May 28, 2009 1:41 pm Post #17941
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	In the Glass Box That Says "Break in Case Of Emergency" Guy, walking into Planned Parenthood: Hey, I just locked my keys in my car that's just around the corner. Can I borrow a coat hanger? Girl working front desk: Uh, do you know where you are? Guy: No. Girl working front desk: Well, we keep 'em in the back! Bloomington, Indiana Overheard by: Morgan Roddy
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 28, 2009 1:41 pm Post #17942
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	In the Glass Box That Says "Break in Case Of Emergency" Guy, walking into Planned Parenthood: Hey, I just locked my keys in my car that's just around the corner. Can I borrow a coat hanger? Girl working front desk: Uh, do you know where you are? Guy: No. Girl working front desk: Well, we keep 'em in the back! Bloomington, Indiana Overheard by: Morgan Roddy
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 28, 2009 1:42 pm Post #17943
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	...What's Your Thesis Advisor Like? Guy, walking angrily: She thinks that vampires evolved, so now they can be out in the sun like normal people. She also thinks it's degrading to have sex in any position other than missionary, when she's sober. University of Delaware Overheard by: what???
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 28, 2009 1:42 pm Post #17944
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Unless She Gets Knocked Up Again in the Interim Girl #1: So do you have any friends who are total disasters like us, who would want to go to Vegas that weekend? Girl #2: I have a friend who's getting an abortion next week. Girl #1: Oh, good, so she'll be good to go by then. Bar Phoenix, Arizona Overheard by: Orkide
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 28, 2009 1:42 pm Post #17945
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Oh, Learn How to Spell. Adult male to adult female and teen: You know what I told her? I says "you're a c#nt, with a capital K." Outside Skateboard Shop Chattanooga, Tennessee
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 28, 2009 1:43 pm Post #17946
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	A...Cough...Teabagging Emergency? British male, contemplating the last two teabags left in the chalet: We'd best save one in case of an emergency. Orelle France
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


Gummy	Thu May 28, 2009 3:26 pm Post #17947
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Gummy	Thu May 28, 2009 3:26 pm Post #17948
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Gummy	Thu May 28, 2009 3:26 pm Post #17949
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Gummy	Thu May 28, 2009 3:27 pm Post #17950
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Gummy	Thu May 28, 2009 3:27 pm Post #17951
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Gummy	Thu May 28, 2009 3:27 pm Post #17952
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Gummy	Thu May 28, 2009 3:27 pm Post #17953
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Gummy	Thu May 28, 2009 3:28 pm Post #17954
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Gummy	Thu May 28, 2009 3:28 pm Post #17955
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Gummy	Thu May 28, 2009 3:28 pm Post #17956
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Gummy	Thu May 28, 2009 3:28 pm Post #17957
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Gummy	Thu May 28, 2009 3:29 pm Post #17958
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Gummy	Thu May 28, 2009 3:29 pm Post #17959
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Gummy	Thu May 28, 2009 3:30 pm Post #17960
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