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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:36 pm Post #17721 |
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:36 pm Post #17722 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 27, 2009 9:36 pm Post #17723 |
 
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Not. Funny. Retail | Viera, FL, USA (I am folding clothes when I am approached by an angry looking customer. I turn to her, and she lowers her voice to almost a growl and narrows her voice.) Customer: “I hate this store. I hate you because you work in it. I’m going to take it out on your family and kill them all.” Me: *alarmed* Customer: *glares Me: “Is there anything…” Customer: “HA! HA HA HA! FOOLED YOU! You should have SEEN your face! Got you!” *strolls off* |
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:36 pm Post #17724 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:37 pm Post #17725 |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 27, 2009 9:37 pm Post #17726 |
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Bison Wings Has An Interesting Ring To It Travel Agency | Calgary, Canada Client: “I need a flight.” Me: “Sure, ma’am. Where to?” Client: “Bison.” Me: ”Um… okay, ma’am. And that is?” Client: “In the US.” Me: “Sure… and what state?” Client: “I am not sure, but I need one leaving Friday.” Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but I can’t find any flights to Bison.” Client: “It’s a BIG place. ” Me: “Do you mean Buffalo, New York?” Client: “We don’t call them BUFFALO anymore.” Me: “Ma’am, they didn’t change the name of the city.” |
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:37 pm Post #17727 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:37 pm Post #17728 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:37 pm Post #17729 |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 27, 2009 9:37 pm Post #17730 |
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I Know You Are But What Am I Collections | Sydney, Australia Debtor: “It’s not my fault the payment didn’t go through, your system stuffed up.” Me: “No it didn’t, the message from the bank we have here clearly states ‘Invalid Transaction’.” Debtor: “No, it doesn’t.” Me: ” Actually, it does. I see here your credit card has expired.” Debtor: “No, it hasn’t.” Me: “I mean, the one we have on file. I can update this right now.” Debtor: “It’s not my fault. You refused the payment.” Me: “The bank, your financial institution, reversed the payment.” Debtor: “No, they didn’t.” Me: “Yes, they did. Why would we refuse a payment? Your bank reversed it. We need to update those details.” Debtor: “No, you don’t.” Me: “Please stop simply contradicting me.” Debtor: “I’m not contradicting you.” Me: “Yes, you are.” Debtor: “No I’m not!” Me: *eyetwitch |
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:37 pm Post #17731 |
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:38 pm Post #17732 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:38 pm Post #17733 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 27, 2009 9:38 pm Post #17734 |
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She Said, He Said Retail | Fairfax, VA, USA (I’m the electronics specialist at my store, and all electronic products go through me at some point before they are put out on the floor.) Customer: “Hi, I’m looking for a video game for my son. Can you find someone to help me with that?” Me: “Oh, sure. Which game system did you want it for?” Customer: “Oh no, not you. Can you find someone else? ” Me: “Well, there’s nobody else in this department right now who has access to the video games. It’s gonna have to be me.” Customer: “I mean, you’re a GIRL. What do you know? I demand that someone with more… well, I want a guy to help me. I’ll wait.” Me: “Sure… I’ll call someone to come over.” (I call over my male co-worker on the walkie who arrives about ten minutes later. My coworker gives me a weird look.) Coworker: “Okay… what did you need, sir?” (The customer starts rattling off a ton of technical questions about the compatibility of certain games and accessories, as well as questions about the content of each game.) Coworker: “Uhh… I don’t really know. You should ask her. She IS the Electronics Specialist…” Customer: “WHAT?! HOW?! She’s… a… GIRL! Well, I still want you to help me.” (My coworker and I follow this customer around for about 20 minutes as he asks questions to my coworker, who in turn asks ME. When I answer, the customer tunes out, so that my coworker has to repeat what I said.) Customer: “Now, was that so hard?” |
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:38 pm Post #17735 |
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:39 pm Post #17736 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:39 pm Post #17737 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:39 pm Post #17738 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:39 pm Post #17739 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 9:39 pm Post #17740 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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