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| AWOLangel | Tue May 26, 2009 9:56 pm Post #17201 |
 
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Why Barkeeps Should Rule The World Bar | Myrtle Beach, SC, USA Customer: “How much is Bud Light?” Bartender: “$3.75″ Customer: “Well, how much is Miller Light?” Bartender: “$3.75.” Customer: “D***! What’s the cheapest thing you got in here?!” Bartender: “YOU!” |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 26, 2009 9:57 pm Post #17202 |
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Speak For Yourselves, Part 2 Theatre | Toronto, ON, Canada Elderly Lady #1: “Now, what are the prices like for this show?” Coworker: “Well, they’re-” Elderly Lady #2: “Don’t tell us it’s expensive! I don’t want to spend too much money!” Coworker: *holds out price sheet* “Here are the–” Elderly Lady #1: “Oh, would you look at that. Look at those prices. Now where are these seats?” Coworker: “Those are right-” Elderly Lady #2: “No, we don’t want to sit there. It’s too far in the back.” Coworker: “Actually, ma’am, they’re–” Elderly Lady #1: “Those seats are okay… they’re in the middle.” Elderly Lady #2: “Do they have anything closer on an aisle?” Coworker: “Unfortunately– ” Elderly Lady #1: “What do you need to be closer for? Those seats are fine. George and Harry will like them.” Elderly Lady #2: “Yes, but I’d rather be able to sit as far from Martha as possible.” Elderly Lady #1: “Ah, yes… we don’t like Martha. She talks so much you can never get a word in!” |
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| AWOLangel | Tue May 26, 2009 9:58 pm Post #17203 |
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It’s Just Like Disneyland, But With Funny Accents Restaurant | Denver, CO, USA (At a fairly new nice french restaurant. Chef comes to dining area to interact with the customers; he has an obvious French accent.) Chef: “Hi ladies, how was everything?” Customer: “The food was delicious. Where did you learn to cook?” Chef: “Well, I was born in France and went to school there.” Customer: “Really? Do you speak French? I mean, I know everyone in Europe speaks English, but do you know French?” Chef: *walks away disgusted* |
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:19 am Post #17204 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:19 am Post #17205 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:20 am Post #17206 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:20 am Post #17207 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:20 am Post #17208 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:21 am Post #17209 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:21 am Post #17210 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:21 am Post #17211 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:21 am Post #17212 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:22 am Post #17213 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:22 am Post #17214 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:22 am Post #17215 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:23 am Post #17216 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:23 am Post #17217 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:23 am Post #17218 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:24 am Post #17219 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 27, 2009 2:24 am Post #17220 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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