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| Gummy | Mon May 25, 2009 1:54 pm Post #16441 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Mon May 25, 2009 1:55 pm Post #16442 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Mon May 25, 2009 1:55 pm Post #16443 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:21 pm Post #16444 |
 
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from overheardeverywhere.com Hey, I Tried Pilates for You Guys. Beefy tattooed inmate: Hey, does anyone know how to play twister? (rest of unit groans) Vancouver Island Maximum Security Prison Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:22 pm Post #16445 |
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...Is the Thesis Of My Biology Essay. Chubby girl: Oreos are better than amphetamines. Chambersburg, Pennsylvania Overheard by: gidgetgirl |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:22 pm Post #16446 |
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Fine-- Just Don't Wake Me Guy to drunk girl at a party, whispering loudly: Will you have sex with me? Drunk girl: No. Guy: Please? Drunk girl: No. Guy: Aww...come on! Omaha, Nebraska |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:22 pm Post #16447 |
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Thanks to Oregon's No-Fault Dumpster Law Girl #1: My tampon just fell out when I ran across the street. Great...how's it gonna be when I have a baby? Girl #2: What? Tampons and babies go in the same place? Girl #3: Yeah, the garbage disposal. Girls #1 and #2: What? Girl #3: I meant the dumpster. Portland, Oregon |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:22 pm Post #16448 |
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No Wonder It's Spreading So Fast Teen #1 coming out of arrival gate to friend: So, when do we start coughing, sneezing and squealing to freak people out? Teen #2: Dude, people with the swine flu don't squeal! Teen #1: Then why the hell do they call it that? Teen #2, jokingly: Because you have to f#ck a pig to get it? Teen #1, seriously: Well, that makes sense! Logan Airport Boston, Massachusetts |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:23 pm Post #16449 |
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As Opposed to Those Infuriating Sign Language Songs Hipster to friends: They have really cool songs, 'cause you can, like, listen to them. Hipster friends: (nod and mutter in agreement) Corner Brook Newfoundland Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:23 pm Post #16450 |
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...and Rent All the Cool Cars Little girl: (talking over airport announcement) Father: Quiet for a second! Girl: (continues talking until announcement is over) Father: Great. What if he was saying "Run! Zombies!"? We'll be sitting here like idiots while the zombies come... O'Hare Airport Chicago, Illinois |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:23 pm Post #16451 |
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One Of the More Awkward Responses to "I Love You" Man to woman: You know what I really love? My hair. Oberlin, Ohio Overheard by: jaytro |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:38 pm Post #16452 |
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from overheardintheoffice.com 5PM Bit Of a Mess, Really Female coworker: I can't help it--when he's around, I go all weak in the vagina. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Overheard by: you should probably get that checked out... |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:38 pm Post #16453 |
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4PM They Really Brought Him Out Of His Shell Man #1, discussing peanut usage in Asia: Peanuts are not native to Asia! The peanut was invented by George Washington Carver! Man #2: That is completely false! You cannot invent a peanut, you can only discover it, and that happened way before George Washington Carver...he invented peanut butter. Man #1: Listen, I am not a man of pride, but I know this much: George Washington Carver was a good man and he invented the peanut by using cross-breeding! This is what I have been told my whole life!! Man #3: I'm googling that business right now. (uses BlackBerry) Wow, that man was obsessed with peanuts! Boston, Massachusetts Overheard by: Someone clearly struck a cord with this topic |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:47 pm Post #16454 |
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3PM Tami, Is That You Again? Office drone who brought dog to work: Oh, there you go again! Nosing into my drawers. You know there's a treat in there for you. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Yes, you are! You are! Go ahead, just push your nose way in there and find that treat. I just love it when you visit at the office with us! Louisville, Kentucky |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:47 pm Post #16455 |
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2PM Even If They Have Been Ditching Work and Taking Drugs Male IT coworker to female IT coworker: You should not worry about my privates. Cherry Hill, New Jersey Overheard by: Lisa |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:48 pm Post #16456 |
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1PM San Francisco Poses Unique Challenges to an IT Staff PA: Enema on my laptop once, shame on you. Enema on my laptop twice, shame on me. San Francisco, California |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:49 pm Post #16457 |
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12PM He Sits Around All Day, Thinking These Up Admin to office manager: Do you want to talk to Michelle with ABC company? Office manager: No, just put her in my voice mail. Admin, picking up call: Michelle, she's actually at a karate tournament right now. Can I put you in her voice mail? Nashville, Tennessee |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:49 pm Post #16458 |
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11AM That's Your Answer to Everything, Linda. Male office drone: So my friend says that instead of trying to stop human nature, we should focus our innate racism at a race that doesn't exist anymore. Like the Tuscans. Female office drone, barely paying attention: Sounds like a cracker. Norristown, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:49 pm Post #16459 |
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10AM For the Last Time, That's Not What Valtrex Does Chubby, enthusiastic gay guy: I'm going to be the next Valerie Bertinelli! Manhattan, New York Overheard by: Harriet Vane |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 25, 2009 5:50 pm Post #16460 |
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9AM Sometimes "Shhhh!" Just Isn't Enough Obnoxious 20-something IT guy to another: Oh, look, here's another set with cats as the background, aren't they just adorable? Middle-aged librarian lady, overhearing: Da Vinci drew those cats. (pause) And they'll rip your f#cking head off. Seattle, Washington Overheard by: marion the other librarian |
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