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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:32 pm Post #15261 |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 6:32 pm Post #15262 |
 
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Better Off Popular Lifeguard | Princeton, NJ, USA (I was lifeguarding and jumped in to help a boy who had wandered into deep water. This interaction happened with his mother after I helped the boy out of the water.) Mother: *running over* “What happened?!” Me: “Everything is OK, ma’am. Your son just went too deep into the water. He should be fine.” Mother: “Well, why the h*** did you help him?” Me: “Excuse me?” Mother: “Why did you have to jump in and help him?” Me: “Well, ma’am, it’s my job, and your son was having trouble swimming–” Mother: *interrupting* “You idiot! You embarrassed my son in front of everyone! Don’t you think you should have thought about how embarrassing that must have been for a little boy?!” Me: “Actually, no I didn’t think about that. I was more concerned about your son drowning than him being embarrassed.” Mother: “That’s ridiculous! Why the h*** would you ever be more concerned about THAT?!” |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:32 pm Post #15263 |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:33 pm Post #15264 |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 6:33 pm Post #15265 |
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Customer Service II: The Reckoning Call Center | Vancouver, WA, USA Me: “Thank you for calling *** Communications, how can I help you?” Caller: “Yeah, my cable box in my bed room is not working.” Me: “Okay, I can talk a look at that for you. How is it not working?” Caller: “Look, I just want to watch Eragon in my room…” (I finally figure out that the box will not take the signal we are sending.) Me: “It looks like we will need to get a tech out there to replace the box.” Caller: “Why”? (I try to explain that the box is refusing the signal and that we need to switch the box. This goes on for five minutes before I give up and try an alternative answer…) Me: “Um… the box has gone rogue and is no longer taking instructions from us. We need to bring it back in for training.” Caller: “Oh, that makes sense! Why didn’t you just say that?” Me: “…” |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:33 pm Post #15266 |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:33 pm Post #15267 |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 6:33 pm Post #15268 |
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Way TooOOOOH Much Information Retail | New Jersey, USA (Someone had left a massager in my department, and a little boy of about four found it and began to experiment with it. He held it up to his dad’s back and pushed the button; when that elicited no reaction, he held it up to his grandmother’s pelvic area and pushed the button.) Grandma: “OOOOOOOOH! It’s a vibrator! ” Little boy: *laughing* “Did it tickle?” Grandma: “Yes, it tickled! But put it down before you break it and your daddy has to buy it.” Little boy: *skips out toward main mall* “It’s a vibrator, a vibrator! I vibrated Granny!!!” |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:33 pm Post #15269 |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:33 pm Post #15270 |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:34 pm Post #15271 |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 6:34 pm Post #15272 |
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Now Hiring: Omniscient Employees Office | Naples, FL, USA Me: ”Good morning, this is ***. How may I help you?” Caller: ”Hi there! About a month ago you guys had a festival in the park, right?” Me: ”Yes, we did. It was excellent. Did you attend it?” Caller: ”No, I had just remembered seeing the ad for it in the newspaper.” Me: ”Okay. Well, that one is over but we will be having another Christmas festival in December.” Caller: ”That’s fantastic, but I was wondering… above your ad was an ad for a jewelry store. Do you remember?” Me: ”No, I don’t, I’m sorry. I just placed the ad. I didn’t really see it in the newspaper.” Caller: ”Well, it was for a jewelry store… I was wondering if you knew what store it was and if you have their number handy?” Me: ”Umm, no I don’t. Maybe you can call the newspaper and find out?” Caller: ”Well, why don’t YOU have it?! It was above YOUR ad!” |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:34 pm Post #15273 |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:34 pm Post #15274 |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:35 pm Post #15275 |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:35 pm Post #15276 |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:35 pm Post #15277 |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:36 pm Post #15278 |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:36 pm Post #15279 |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:36 pm Post #15280 |
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