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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 6:25 pm Post #15221 |
 
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Be Ver-wee Ver-wee Qwiet - I’m Hunting Wii-bits Video Game Store | Elizabethton, TN, USA Me: *on the phone* “Thank you for calling ****, how can I help you?” Customer: “What kind of game do you specialize in?” Me: “Er…what do you mean, sir?” Customer: “I mean, do you specialize in deer, or what?” Me: “Um, sir, we sell video games.” Customer: “Oh, um, well then… goodbye.” *click* |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:25 pm Post #15222 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:25 pm Post #15223 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:25 pm Post #15224 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 6:25 pm Post #15225 |
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May We Suggest The Covert Cauliflowers Fast Food | Edmonton, Canada (I’m restocking a salad bar at a restaurant when a customer walks up to me.) Customer: “Excuse me? You’re running out of espionage in the Salad bar.” Me: “….excuse me? Espionage?” Customer: “Yes, espionage.” (He meant spinach, since I hadn’t gotten around to restocking that.) |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:26 pm Post #15226 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:26 pm Post #15227 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:26 pm Post #15228 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 6:26 pm Post #15229 |
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Bipartisan Barware Retail | Rhode Island, USA Customer: “You used to carry those drinking glasses that are shaped like soda pop bottles. Do you still have them?” Me: “I believe so. Let me check with that department.” Associate, over walkie talkie: “Yes, we do have some. They’re in the barware section.” Me, to customer: “Ok, ma’am, we do have some–” Customer: “No, I was just back there, and you only have the really big ones and the ones that are too small. You used to have the medium-sized ones that are just right. I told the boy back there that I needed the medium-sized ones.” Me: “So… you already spoke to the department associate?” Customer: “Yes, and he said that you don’t have them anymore. But I know that you do, because I saw Hillary Clinton drinking from one of them on the debates last night!” Me, to the associate: “Are we out of stock on those glasses, or are they discontinued?” Associate: “Discontinued. I already spoke to someone about these glasses…” Me, to customer: “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but it looks like we’re not going to be carrying that particular size anymore– Customer: “That’s bulls***! He’s lying!” Me: “Umm, excuse me?” Customer: “He’s lying! I saw Hillary Clinton drinking out of one of these g**d*** glasses last night on the debate! And you’re trying to tell me that they don’t make them anymore?! I don’t think so. Why are you all lying?! If Hillary Clinton can drink out of one of these glasses, then they obviously are still making them!” Me: “Ma’am, I’m not saying that they’re not being made anymore. I’m saying that we’re no longer carrying that particular size in our store, that’s all.” Customer: “Lies! I bet if Hillary Clinton came in here and asked for those glasses, you people would get off your a**es and check the back room for her!” Me: “Have a nice night, ma’am.” |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:26 pm Post #15230 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:26 pm Post #15231 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:27 pm Post #15232 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:27 pm Post #15233 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:27 pm Post #15234 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 6:27 pm Post #15235 |
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Eternal D**nation, Pleasant Atmosphere Travel Agency | Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada (I’m the manager of a customer service department, and this guy had been hassling our representative for 10 minutes, so I jumped on the call.) Me: “Good afternoon, **** speaking. How may I help you?” Customer: “Listen sweetie, I just want the phone number for **** company.” Me: “Excuse me?” Customer: “I just want the number for **** company, so you can go ahead and give it to me.” Me: “I’m sorry sir, but we cannot give out the phone numbers of our suppliers. Our customer service department is not supplied with them, as we cannot give them out. Just as we would not give out your phone number, we cannot give out theirs.” Customer: “You’re lying to me. Give me the number! I work for a multi-billion dollar corporation, and we give out phone numbers all the time.” Me: “I’m sorry, but I can’t help you. Maybe you could look it up online.” Customer: “Just let me speak to your secretary; she’ll give it to me.” Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t have one. Even if we did, she couldn’t help you.” Customer: “You’re a liar! Do you got to church?” Me: “Excuse me?” Customer: “You’re a liar, and you’re going to burn in H***.” Me: “You know what? I’m OK with that.” Customer: “What?! You’re going to burn in H***!” Me: “Well, as long as H*** is somewhere you’re not going to be, I’m still fine with that.” |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:27 pm Post #15236 |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:27 pm Post #15237 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 6:27 pm Post #15238 |
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Getting Lost On The Super Highway Pizza | Waterloo, Ontario, Canada Me: “**** Pizza, **** speaking. How can I help you?” Customer: “Hi, I need directions to your store.” Me: “OK, we’re located at **** Drive and **** Street.” Customer: “So, if I come out of my driveway, do I turn left or right? East or West? Me: “Uh… do you have a computer?” Customer: “Yes, but why?” Me: “Well, there’s this website, Mapquest.com–they should be able to help you.” Customer: “Oh, well how do I get to Mapquest? Left or right?” |
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:28 pm Post #15239 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Fri May 22, 2009 6:28 pm Post #15240 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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