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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:06 pm Post #15141 |
 
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2PM I Don't Think That's What "Micromanagement" Means, Sir General manager to production supervisor: You really need to come by my house after work and smell my microwave. Dade City, Florida Overheard by: Skip |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:07 pm Post #15142 |
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1PM Like Lady Godiva Peon: When she gets drunk, she gets up on her high Christian horse. Mississauga Ontario Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:08 pm Post #15143 |
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12PM Why Their Workplace Cancelled Shroom Happy Hour Associate to IT guy: So, my touchscreen hasn't been working, so I hit it harder and now there's a crack in the screen. IT guy: Your computer isn't touchscreen. Schaumburg, Illinois Overheard by: Get me out of here |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:08 pm Post #15144 |
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11AM Washed or Unwashed Grandma? Intern, after eating free coffee cake: This tastes like grandma. Sacramento, California |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:10 pm Post #15145 |
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10AM There's No Problem You Can't Decorate Your Way Out Of Manager: Are you going to throw out those Christmas decorations? Employee: Yes. Manager: No, we should give those away. Give them to them to the homeless. Employee: But...(pause) They're homeless! Manager: Yeah, but haven't you seen those that live under the bridge? They could decorate! (room goes silent) Brownsville, Texas |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:11 pm Post #15146 |
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9AM Further Proof That Acrylic Nails Are Bad for You Salon receptionist: How can I help you? Girl: I would like to schedule an appointment for acrylic nails. Salon receptionist: Okay, can I get your first and last name? Girl: Sure, it's Lindsay... (long pause) ...I forgot the second question. San Diego, California Overheard by: Really...?! |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:11 pm Post #15147 |
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5PM Must I Really? Caffeinated boss: Good morning all! Lackey: Well, you certainly look perky today. Caffeinated boss: Oh! You must mean my new bra! Fairfax, Virginia |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:11 pm Post #15148 |
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4PM Another Eternal Management Question for You, Dear Reader IT manager: How can I be wrong when I don't know what I'm talking about? College Campus Huntsville, Texas Overheard by: Knows what she's talking about |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:14 pm Post #15149 |
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3PM But Could You Go Back to Licking the Stamps? 20-something female coworker: Since I stopped smoking I can smell better, I even taste better...hey, I bet I taste better, too. 50-something male coworker: I hope! Indianapolis, Indiana |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:15 pm Post #15150 |
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2PM ...Unless He Knocks Me Up, Too. Coworker #1: He thinks he's slick, trying to be sneaky all the time. Coworker #2: Girl, forget him! It's time to do you! Coworker #1: I will! My time will come! Coworker #2: I hear that! Coworker #1: First we gotta find out if her baby is really his, then I'm through with him... The Bronx, New York |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:15 pm Post #15151 |
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1PM I've Only Ever Gotten the Beast's Phone Number Reporter: Do you guys know anything about Beauty and the Beast? Ad guy: The movie or the people? Oak Brook, Illinois |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:17 pm Post #15152 |
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12PM There Are Cold Packs in the Department Fridge Advisor: You know, her lack of concern for this is really biting me in the ass now. I should have been more aware. Female grad student: Well, we all should have paid more attention to her work. Advisor: You know, that's a good point, because trust me: your ass is not protected from biting! Johns Hopkins University Baltimore, Maryland Overheard by: LabCat |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:17 pm Post #15153 |
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11AM Mom Was a Hellishly Bad Cook-- Don't Ask Manager: I'd always give up something I hate for lent...like string beans, or vagina. New York City, New York Overheard by: Sarah R |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:17 pm Post #15154 |
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10AM Ow-- You Make Heather's Head Hurt! Hygienist: What's the two bubbles with the line mean? Office assistant: That's a percent symbol. Dental Office Portland, Oregon Overheard by: A |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:18 pm Post #15155 |
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9AM But It Gave Me the Courage to Come Out to My Parents As Straight Accounting guy: I dealt with it when he ran his hand down my leg and up my thigh. But I had to call it quits when he tweaked my nipple. That was a little much. Santa Monica, California |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:20 pm Post #15156 |
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from overheardinnewyork.com Did You Even Study for This Exam? Teen #1: I'm a thug. Teen #2: You ain't a thug. You got one minute to tell me why you a thug. Teen #1, stammering: One, um, once an old lady asked me for some change at the bus stop and I slapped her. Teen #2: That makes you a p#ssy, not a thug, nigg@. 50 seconds... --Bx8 Bus |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:21 pm Post #15157 |
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We Know Why You Love the Romantic Period, Perv. Student, after professor played Chopin: Oh, miss, that was beautiful, can you play that again? Professor: Sure. Student: Oh, damn! You are nastier than I thought! --Lehman College Overheard by: emm |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:24 pm Post #15158 |
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Let's Leave This Heathen Town Before It Eats Us Alive! Old tourist: They have a monorail here now. Older tourist: A what? Old tourist: A monorail. Older tourist: A monorail? Old tourist: A monorail. Older tourist: Jesus. --JFK Overheard by: zoviet |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:25 pm Post #15159 |
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On the Other Hand, It Happens to the Best Of Us. Gay guy with fohawk: I was so drunk I had to leave. I was so afraid something was going to happen and I was going to wake up and be like, "shit! I f#cked a girl!" Girl: Damn! --FIT |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 22, 2009 1:25 pm Post #15160 |
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We Can Stare at It While We Ignore the Teachers Teacher: You have to know this or else it looks like your going to summer school. Student #1: Summer school? Student #2: Summer school. It ain't so bad, I'll be there. There's a pool next to it. --PS 7 |
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