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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:27 pm Post #14941 |
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Guy to girl: You know, I'm sure you're a wonderful lover, and you don't need to be comparing yourself to Lance Armstrong. Like, that's just a fool's game. --Park Slope Overheard by: Helena |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:27 pm Post #14942 |
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Guy pouring himself cup of coffee to guy watching: You and I just really need to have a huge fight. I think that's the only way we can truly be friends. --Fox News Breakroom Overheard by: CreateEvity |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:28 pm Post #14943 |
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College girl on cell: I'm a real-life imaginary friend to two different people. --Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: Am I Imaginary? |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:28 pm Post #14944 |
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Soft-spoken thug on cell: I don't want to upset my baby momma, but I don't want to lose you as a friend. --123rd & Broadway Overheard by: EthanK |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:28 pm Post #14945 |
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Girl on phone: His name isn't CJ, it's JP. He wants to be friends with me, I'm gonna friend the heck outta him! --Lafayette & White |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:29 pm Post #14946 |
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Loud gay guy: So he asks me, "are we still just friends?" and I'm like, "umm, your d!ck was just in my mouth. Thats not what just friends do." --Washington Square Park Overheard by: Ricardo the Sex Machine |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:29 pm Post #14947 |
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Suit to hot chick: So what's your take on the bottled water companies? Friend or foe? --Odeon, Thomas & Broadway Overheard by: Rich Mintz |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:29 pm Post #14948 |
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Woman to man: I know! I don't fry anything. I don't even fry my food anymore. --47th & 6th Overheard by: A very disturbed Newsbunny |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:29 pm Post #14949 |
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Old Jewish woman to husband holding restaurant leftovers: It's a sin to waste that food. You could send it to Israel! --Upper West Side Overheard by: What a waste! |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:30 pm Post #14950 |
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Preppy guy: At least *I'm* not the one molesting fictional cereal pitchmen. --Park Slope, Brooklyn Overheard by: Ladle |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:30 pm Post #14951 |
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Girl on cell, talking loudly: I don't know what I want, but whatever I want, I want French fries with it. --John St |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:30 pm Post #14952 |
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Preppy girl on cell: Do they study eggs? (pause) Eggs! (pause) Do they study eggs? --Times Square |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:30 pm Post #14953 |
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Female new student to boyfriend: You have to stop with this whole burrito-is-a-d!ck thing. --6th Ave & 13th St Overheard by: Catie |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:31 pm Post #14954 |
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Dude in full garb on Halloween, clearly losing the argument to his friends: But it's not a foreign object to a pirate! --East Village Overheard by: chris k |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:31 pm Post #14955 |
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Girl wearing duct tape cat ears on the fountain in Columbus Circle: I have been crowned the pirate queen! --Columbus Circle |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:31 pm Post #14956 |
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Guy in business casual to woman in business casual: Yeah, that's the thing about parrots. If they smell smoke and you open their cage, they are outta there. Screw that pirate. --Uptown 3 Train |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:31 pm Post #14957 |
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Young woman on cell: Those pirates are soooo thin. --9th Ave & 47th St |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:32 pm Post #14958 |
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(a pigeon flies up to a rambling bike messenger) Bike messenger: Hey, bird. Whadda ya say? How you doing? You play baseball? What position? First base? Third? Catcher? --47th & Madison |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:32 pm Post #14959 |
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Ditzy teen on cell: Why can't they, like, have two footballs instead so both teams could score? --Doctor's Office, Brooklyn Overheard by: Robert Gleyberman |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:32 pm Post #14960 |
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Professor: Did I tell you guys I'm getting into professional wrestling? --Fordham University, Lincoln Center Overheard by: Didn't want the details |
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