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AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:20 pm Post #14921
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Black loud cleaning lady to Asian woman: Excuse me, miss? Why you gotta be leaving the seat up? You always leave the seat up! Putting the seat up is okay, but if you put it up, put it down! --Ladies Room, LIRR Overheard by: BK
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:21 pm Post #14922
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Guy on cell in toilet stall: Now I am unbuckling my belt. (pause) Now I am unzipping my pants. (pause) Now I am pulling down my pants. (pause) Now I am pulling down my underwear. (pause) Now I am sitting down. --Men's Room, Billy Elliott
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:21 pm Post #14923
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Old guy peeing in a urinal, with childlike delight and glee: Wheeeee! Wheeeeeeeeee! Wooooooooooooo! Wheeeeeeeee! --Men's Room, McDonald's
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:21 pm Post #14924
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Flamboyant foreigner: I changed my MySpace to say I like girls. --Washington Square Park
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:22 pm Post #14925
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Suit on cell: I'm gonna twitter my f#cking ass off tonight. --City Hall Overheard by: Samantha Sharifi
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:22 pm Post #14926
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl on cell: Do they not have people in the US that follow the Blue Book? They have to get some guy from Oxford butt f#ck to do it? It's so annoying. It's so annoying! Like, I want to take a strap on and f#ck my computer. Well, not my computer, but the guy's computer, for having done this to me. --11th St & 5th Ave
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:23 pm Post #14927
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Middle aged African American woman to group of friends: I'm going on MySpace to comment that she abandoned her child! --8th Ave & 42nd St
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:23 pm Post #14928
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Businesswoman to friend: I just like having a family, you know? And you can't get that on Craigslist. --33rd St. Overheard by: Rio
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:23 pm Post #14929
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	High school girl with iPod: Do you think this church has Wi-Fi? --St. Paul's Catholic Church
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:24 pm Post #14930
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Angry bus driver: Get out of my rear. Get out of my rear. --Q44 Bus Overheard by: This is why men do not give birth
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:24 pm Post #14931
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Law professor, pulling out a cough drop: Sorry guys, if I don't suck on this, I just won't make it. --CUNY Law School Overheard by: That's what she said
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:24 pm Post #14932
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Chemistry teacher: No, it's really warm here. (pause) Feel my test-tube. --Stuyvesant High School
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:25 pm Post #14933
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Large black lady to girlfriend: I'm not gonna let him put his babbaganush in my peace pipe! --Houston St & 1st Ave Overheard by: ian has a face
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:25 pm Post #14934
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Loud woman on cell: Yes, he stuck it up my right one, and when it was halfway in, I was like "ow, you need to take it out!" and then he stuck it up my left one, and I felt no discomfort! --72nd & 2nd
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:25 pm Post #14935
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Old lady to another: So is there an oral tradition in your family then? --86th & Broadway Overheard by: Frenchie
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:26 pm Post #14936
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	English teacher, telling student how to read play: Brian, you're like Martin Luther King meets 50 Cent! --English Class, Bronx HS of Science Overheard by: Lillian
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:26 pm Post #14937
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Woman answering cell on bus: You saw Beyonc�? (everyone stares) Sorry. Did you say, "Hi, fianc�e," or "I saw Beyonc�"?" --126 Bus
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:26 pm Post #14938
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Loud fat hipster chick: So she said I'm like Britney Spears with Lindsay Lohan's body, because my weight fluctuates like Lohan's. And I'm okay with that, because you know what? Lohan is a great celebrity. I mean, look, Kate Winslet is lovely and all, but what is she doing tonight? Sitting on a couch somewhere, drinking moderately probably. What is Lohan doing? Probably something really gay and coked up. I'd rather be gay and coked up than drinking moderately on a couch, any day of the week. --Duane Reade Overheard by: Jas
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:27 pm Post #14939
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Metal kid: I smell like Robert Downey, Jr. --Don Pedro's, Boerum & Manhattan, Brooklyn Overheard by: LP
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:27 pm Post #14940
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Hobo: I always thought Madonna was a trashy white c#nt. --Restaurant Row Overheard by: Al-master
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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