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AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:14 pm Post #14901
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Sometimes We All Get Together and Play Trivial Pursuit Chonga #1: I never said I was goin out wit him, we just went places together. I wouldn't say I was goin out wit a married man... Chonga #2: Mmmm-hmmm. Chonga #1: At least I not da only ho! --J Train
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:15 pm Post #14902
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Straight Guys Love to Hear About My D!ck Black hipster to gangsta friend: Nigg@, when I come here I feel like I'm surrounded by Jackie Chan. Gangsta friend: My d!ck looks like Jackie Chan. Black hipster: Man, why you always gotta talk about yo d!ck? Gangsta friend: What are you nigg@, a f@ggot? --Chinatown
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:15 pm Post #14903
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Older black man to nobody in particular: Ain't nothin' done changed in two-hundred years! White folks is still goin' round makin' a mess and then makin' a black man come in and clean up after them... --Post Office, Gun Hill & Jerome, The Bronx
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:15 pm Post #14904
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Asian girl: Do white people eat sandwiches for dinner? --Grand Central Overheard by: Spec
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:16 pm Post #14905
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Black teen girl: If a sister is feeding a white bitch, you know she is fUcked up. --T.G.I. Friday's Overheard by: Chris K
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:16 pm Post #14906
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Black chick: But can a Frenchman be a honky? --Park Slope, Brooklyn Overheard by: Hunter
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:16 pm Post #14907
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Linguistically savvy hobo: The term "cracker" originated from a man named Robert Whitely. It was used to refer to people as "white trash". --37th & 3rd
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:16 pm Post #14908
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Latina woman to elderly mother: We gonna find you a seat soon, mami. If I gotta beat up white bitches... Let's go. --3rd & 1st Overheard by: j
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:16 pm Post #14909
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Yuppie screenwriter girl: So I was a very precocious child. Or whatever, y'know. And I just wanted to explore that dynamic a little bit? Basically it's a buddy picture between the little me and the big me. --14th & 8th
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:17 pm Post #14910
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Yuppie woman: And what do I say to that? "I have a smack habit, give me money"! --St. Mark's Place
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:17 pm Post #14911
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Yuppie man: If I hear "breast milk cupcakes" one more time... --Outside Gotham Bar and Grill
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:17 pm Post #14912
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Yuppie, thoughtfully: It's not the mustard, it's what the mustard represents! --Food Emporium, 2nd Ave
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:17 pm Post #14913
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Wasp woman, looking at Asian Peoples exhibit: Oh, honey, look, that woman looks just like that woman at that Chinese food place we like! --Museum of Natrual History Overheard by: Heather
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:18 pm Post #14914
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Older man to Chinese friend: You know, Caucasians really can't tell the difference between the Asians and the Chinese. --23rd St b/w 5th & 6th Ave Overheard by: James
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:18 pm Post #14915
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Burly bouncer to burnt-out groupie: Don't think of it as a finger, think of it as an Asian penis. --11th & 3rd
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:18 pm Post #14916
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Tourist on cell: I think I'm heading towards Little Italy, but all I see are Chinese people. I feel like f#ckin' Marco Polo. F#ck man, where are you? (trips on curb and falls into pile of trash bags) --Canal St
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:19 pm Post #14917
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Giggling 20-something: So we hired a new intern, and she's Asian! --Murray Hill Overheard by: sab
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:19 pm Post #14918
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Professional-sounding female on cell in bathroom stall: What? (sounds of toilet paper roll) In the bathroom? No! (indignantly) I...I'm...near the bathroom! --Women's Bathroom, FAO Schwartz Overheard by: near the computer
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:19 pm Post #14919
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Girl to friend in bathroom stall: That crack in the door is big enough for me to see the crack of 'yo ass. --Women's Bathroom, Hunter College
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Thu May 21, 2009 7:20 pm Post #14920
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Man exiting bathroom stall to waiting man: No, no, no. Feces. --Grand Central Station Overheard by: matt
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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