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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:07 pm Post #14881 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:07 pm Post #14882 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:07 pm Post #14883 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:07 pm Post #14884 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:08 pm Post #14885 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:08 pm Post #14886 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:08 pm Post #14887 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:09 pm Post #14888 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:09 pm Post #14889 |
 
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from overheardinnewyork.com C'mon, We Can't Learn Anything in There Tourist: I'm sorry, this may be a dumb question, but is this the Museum of Natural History? Guard: This is the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Tourist: Damn it! --The Metropolitan Museum of Art Overheard by: WeeFee |
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:09 pm Post #14890 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:09 pm Post #14891 |
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I Need Tight Jeans to Stabilize My Pelvis Girl #1: I wish someone would tie my pubic bone back together. Girl #2: don't you mean your "pelvic" bone? Girl #1: No dude, it's definitely my pubic bone that's all shifted. --Urban Outfitters, 14th & 6th |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:10 pm Post #14892 |
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Are You Now, or Have You Ever Been, a Member Of the Communist Party? 20-something woman: Do you have decaffeinated tea? Waitress: Yes. 20-something woman: Does it have caffeine in it? Waitress: No? --86th & York Overheard by: Silently Amused |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:10 pm Post #14893 |
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And Can't Afford Cocaine Manhattan girl: Ugh. Things are so slow in Brooklyn! Manhattan boy: The bank is faster in Manhattan, stores are faster, everything is so much faster. Manhattan girl: Right, they couldn't afford to be this slow. Manhattan boy: Well, it's cuz the population here is less educated. --Walgreens, Williamsburg Overheard by: Matthew K. Johnson |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:11 pm Post #14894 |
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That's Girl Talk for "Get Off My Hair, Dude!" Teenage guy #1: Well, how do you know that she... Ya know? Teenage guy #2: Well, she moaned. Teenage guy #1: What did it sound like? Teenage guy #2: Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh. --33rd & 5th |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:12 pm Post #14895 |
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Now Let Me Hear You Say "Sphincter Says What?" NYU smart ass: Well, I know that Milwaukee had two socialist senators. Professor: You learned that from Wayne's World! Ha! --NYU Classroom |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:12 pm Post #14896 |
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And the Wig Is Just a Little Something I'm Trying Out Gay Asian man: Sorry I sound like a drag queen today. Girl: Are you sick? Gay Asian man: Oh no, it's hangover voice. --FIT Overheard by: Rins |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:13 pm Post #14897 |
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If the U.S. Census Were Administered This Way, We Might Actually Complete It Crazy man on subway: Now that its almost the weekend, it is once again time for me to share my knowledge. Now, how many people here have seen the Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones feature film Men in Black? 75-year-old British man: Oh, this will be wonderful. Very scientific. --E Train |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:13 pm Post #14898 |
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Oh Wait-- That's John Goodman. Cute girlfriend: Seriously? You take me to a sports bar for brunch? I'm the only chick in here! Boyfriend, pointing to a girl sitting at the bar: Look, there is another vagina in here. Cute girlfriend: Yeah, she's ugly: she has to like sports. Boyfriend: Well...I guess that's kinda true. --Mr Biggs Bar, Hell's Kitchen |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:13 pm Post #14899 |
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The Moo Goo Gai Pancakes Will Be Out in a Moment Chinese waitress, serving food: Chicken Lo Mein? Teen guy: Chicken oatmeal? Chinese waitress: Yes. --St Mark's Place Overheard by: jamie Headline by: RaindanceRichard |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:14 pm Post #14900 |
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God: Didn't I Issue a Commandment Against That? Guy #1: Did you hear that Beyonce is playing Eartha Kitt in a biopic? Guy #2: What the f#ck? Are you serious? I need to get in contact with god! Guy #1: Yeah, I think we are in our last days, like old people say. --5th Ave b/w 18th & 19th St |
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