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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 6:57 pm Post #14861 |
 
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Every Angelina Jolie Movie, in a Nutshell Sex and Violence professor, at the end of the semester: You are sexy, you are violent. It's been an honor. Pomona College Claremont, California Overheard by: Mell |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 6:58 pm Post #14862 |
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Just Like the Ad Promises! Girl outside changing room: How are those other pants working for you, Jen? Girl in changing room, frustrated: I feel like the devil himself crafted them to make a mockery of my ass. Mall Baton Rouge, Louisiana Overheard by: almost broke a rib trying not to laugh |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 6:58 pm Post #14863 |
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Musical Chairs? Guy: It's all just an elaborate excuse to teabag someone! Sandy Springs, Georgia |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 6:59 pm Post #14864 |
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I Prefer to Think Of Them As My "Solar Panels" (blind shuts in lounge area, blocking really bright sunshine, everybody quickly looks up) Hot Chinese girl: Hey! Friend: And finally they drop the blinds. My eyes were starting to hurt. Hot Chinese girl: But I like the sunshine! It's so bright and warm and it emphasizes my boobs by casting shadows on my chest! University of Toronto Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 6:59 pm Post #14865 |
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Maybe Add in Homicidal and Go for the Hat Trick? Girl: Well, if he's okay with handicapped, he'll be okay with crazy. El Paso, Texas |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:00 pm Post #14866 |
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Let's Just Say I Gave Him Extra Coaching After That Faculty master: You know, our building won the sportsmanship award this year. It wasn't thanks to me, though. Some kid kicked a ball out of bounds, and I yelled "you play soccer like a freshman that's never had sex!" Faculty Master Dinner USC, California |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:00 pm Post #14867 |
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F#cking Paperwork 20-something client: How do you spell "Matthew?" Confused staff: Matthew? As in a person's name? Like "Matthew Perry" Matthew? 20-something: Yeah, it's my middle name and I want to put it on my resume. Does it have two t's or one? Unemployment Centre Ontario Canadia |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:01 pm Post #14868 |
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Yeah, Vanilla Transvestite Love. Chick #1: I worry that I'll become boring. Chick #2: I think I'm more in danger of that than you. Chick #1: What? You edit books about transvestite love! Michigan Overheard by: Meister E |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:01 pm Post #14869 |
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A Conclusion Every Young Woman Must Reach at Some Point in Her Life Chick: I have found that half-cousin incest is hot, but only on soaps. Michigan Overheard by: Meister E |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:02 pm Post #14870 |
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So I Gave Debbie Does Dinosaurs an Enthusiastic Two Thumbs Up! Guy: Nothing, nothing turns me on more than Jurassic Park-themed role play. Queen's University Kingston, Canadia Overheard by: Kat |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:03 pm Post #14871 |
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from overheardatthebeach.com If Gay People Disappeared, Straight People Would Miss Them Drunk hobo to group of gay guys: That's why I love South Beach. It's gay, gay, gay! --Lincoln Road, Florida Overheard by: David |
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:04 pm Post #14872 |
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Anyone Else Feeling a Strange Nostalgia for The Golden Girls? Little old lady, stumbling on the boardwalk with her husband: Oh my goodness! There's no railing on the edge? What? Someone could just fall right off! If they were as drunk as me, anyways. --Key West, Florida Overheard by: Caroline Oldfield |
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:05 pm Post #14873 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Thu May 21, 2009 7:05 pm Post #14874 |
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Fishing's Just Part Of the Circa Of Life Teen girl, looking at historic photos of fishermen: So like, what's a "circa"? Teen boy: That's a kind of fish. (pointing to photo) See, that's a circa. So's that... --Pier, Naples, Florida Overheard by: circa 1978 |
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:05 pm Post #14875 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:05 pm Post #14876 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:06 pm Post #14877 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:06 pm Post #14878 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:06 pm Post #14879 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Thu May 21, 2009 7:06 pm Post #14880 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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