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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:20 pm Post #14601 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:20 pm Post #14602 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:20 pm Post #14603 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:21 pm Post #14604 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:21 pm Post #14605 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:21 pm Post #14606 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:22 pm Post #14607 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:22 pm Post #14608 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:22 pm Post #14609 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:22 pm Post #14610 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:23 pm Post #14611 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:23 pm Post #14612 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:23 pm Post #14613 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 20, 2009 7:47 pm Post #14614 |
 
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Not A Planet You Want To Piss Off Retail | Tampa, FL, USA Me: “Hi, did you find everything all right?” Customer: “Yeah, I brought in my old printer ink so I know which number to get.” Me: “A very good idea. And would you like to recycle your ink cartridge? You can receive money back if you’re a rewards customer.” Customer: “A what customer?” Me: “It’s a frequent shoppers program that lets you rack up purchases and receive money back on them. When you recycle an ink cartridge, you get $3.00.” Customer: “I don’t want no credit card.” Me: “Oh, it’s not a credit card, sir. And it’s completely free to sign up.” Customer: “No thanks.” Me: “All right, would you like to recycle it anyway? We do that here for free.” Customer: “Why would I recycle it?” Me: “Well, because it’s empty, and you can’t recycle them yourself. It’s better than just throwing it away.” Customer: “Why?” Me: “…because it’s good for the earth?” Customer: “What has Earth ever done for me?” Me: “Oxygen, sir?” |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 20, 2009 7:50 pm Post #14615 |
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Dig Deeper At Your Own Risk Pet Store | Vancouver Island, BC, Canada (A customer and her young son are buying a bag of birdseed when she notices a picture of my horse on the board behind me.) Customer: “Oh, what a beautiful horse! Is he a black stallion?” Me: “Actually, ma’am, he’s a gelding.” Customer: “Oh…what’s the difference?” Me: “A gelding is a male horse who’s been castrated.” Customer: “What?” Me: “Uh…a male horse who’s been neutered.” Customer: “I don’t understand.” Me: “A male horse who’s had his testicles surgically removed.” Customer: “I still don’t…” Me: “A horse with no balls, ma’am.” Customer: *covering her son’s ears*** “My goodness! My son’s only five, you know! He doesn’t need to hear that language!” Me: “…have a nice day, ma’am.” |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 20, 2009 7:51 pm Post #14616 |
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Copycats…and Copy Dogs, Copy Sheep… Bookstore | New York, USA Customer: “I need a book on cloning.” Me: “OK - would you like a book on the ethics of cloning, or maybe the history of it?” Customer: “No, I need a how-to book on cloning animals.” Me: “Um…cloning is a pretty complicated process. You’ll need several years of college education to be able to clone an animal.” Customer: “No you don’t! That’s just what we’ve been told! I read about it, and you can do it with a turkey baster in your kitchen!” Me: “I think you’re thinking of artificial insemination…” Customer: “NO I’M NOT! I NEED TO CLONE MY DOG!” Me: “…” Customer: “I have a boy dog, and I love him very much, but he’s a bad dog. I heard that girl dogs are much nicer, so I want to clone my dog and make a girl dog! STOP HIDING THE BOOKS FROM ME!!!” Me: *points to back corner* “Our science section is that way. Go knock yourself out.” Next Customer In Line: “How the h*** did you just keep your cool through that?” |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 20, 2009 7:52 pm Post #14617 |
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Always Right, Even When They’re Not Your Customer Retail | Madison, Wisconsin, USA Caller: “I’m having a problem with this adapter. Can you help me out?” Me: “I can certainly try. Can you describe it for me?” Caller: “Well, it hooks up to a TV and it has these two things coming off of it… I don’t really know how to explain it.” Me: “Well… maybe you can tell me what it does? I can go and grab a box off of the shelf and take a look at it.” Caller: “I still have the package. Would it help if I read off the model number?” Me: “That would be great.” (The customer reads me a model number that is longer than anything I have ever seen in my department and it occurs to me…) Me: “Sir, I don’t recognize that number. Did you buy this adapter at our store?” Caller: “No, you guys didn’t have it so I went to Circuit City instead.” Me: “Sir, I cannot help you with an item we don’t sell.” Caller: “Well, THANKS a LOT!” *click* |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 20, 2009 7:56 pm Post #14618 |
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Always Right, Even When They Change Your God-Given Name Grocery Store | Portage, MI, USA (I’m carrying out grocery bags for a middle-aged guy.) Me: “Hi, how are you today?” Customer: “I’m good, you?” Me: “I’m good, glad that it’s not snowing at the moment.” Customer: “So, your name is ***, right? Me: “Yeah.” Customer: “Well, I’m going to call you Samantha.” Me: “Um…” Customer: “So, how are you today, Sammy?” Me: “…” Customer: “Sammy? Samantha? How are you?” Me: “Um…I’m good…” *walks away* |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 20, 2009 7:57 pm Post #14619 |
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The Ghost Of Christmas Freebies bookstore | Toronto, Canada (At the cash till beside me I hear this exchange.) Customer: “You should be giving out candy canes.” Coworker: “Pardon me?” Customer: “It’s Christmas, you should be in the Christmas spirit! I want to know why you aren’t handing out candy!” Coworker: “Well, it’s very busy today and we’re understaffed. If we were to take someone off of cash, people would have to wait far too long to purchase their books.” Customer: “I don’t want to hear your excuses! Let me talk to your manager.” Coworker: “He’s right there, two tills down.” (My coworker takes the next person in line.) Customer #2: “What was she complaining about?” Coworker: “She was complaining that she wasn’t getting any free candy.” Customer #2: *jokingly* “In that case, can I have a free puppy?” |
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 20, 2009 7:59 pm Post #14620 |
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Introducing The Xbox Air Electronics Store | Cortlandt Manor, NY, USA (Note: this was the holiday season that the Xbox 360 came out.) Me: “Hello, ma’am. How can I help you today?” Customer: “I would like to purchase the “Box 360″.” Me: “Oh, the Xbox 360. Well, unfortunately we do not have any more left in store to sell you.” Customer: *pointing at display box* “Then what is this? Are you lying to me? Is it because I’m old that you think you can get away with this?!” Me: “No, ma’am. Those boxes are for display purposes only.” Customer: “Well, I want one right now.” Me: “We don’t have any in stock, but I can special order one for–” Customer: “Now listen here, you idiot! I see this box right here and I want to buy my son the Box 360!” Me: “Ma’am, I can’t sell you a display box. The only thing I can do is special order you one. However, I can guarantee it will be there before Christmas.” Customer: “I will take this Box 360 and I am not paying for it!” (The customer suddenly throws the display box, resulting in security coming over.) Me, to the little boy with her: “Is she usually like that?” Little Boy: “Yes, and if she would listen I wanted a PS2!” |
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