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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 2:58 pm Post #14541 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 2:58 pm Post #14542 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 2:59 pm Post #14543 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 2:59 pm Post #14544 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 2:59 pm Post #14545 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:00 pm Post #14546 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 20, 2009 3:00 pm Post #14547 |
 
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Cultural Diversity Is A-Dora-ble Toy Store | Ontario, Canada (A customer wearing very affluent clothing walks over holding a “Dora the Explorer” plush doll.) Customer: “Hello, can you help me?” Me: “Certainly, what I can I do for you?” Customer: “I’m looking one of these, but in white.” Me: “Oh, you mean like this?” *shows the customer a similar plush toy but wearing a white dress* Customer: “NO! NO! One that is WHITE!” Me: *puzzled* “I’m sorry, but this is the only other one we have in stock…did you see it on our website? Was it another style of clothing?” Customer: “NO! WHITE, LIKE ME!” *points at her face* Me: “You mean…a Caucasian Dora?” Customer: “YES! Where do you have them?” Me: “Ma’am, Dora was designed to help people from different backgrounds come to understand their common ground; Dora therefore doesn’t come in a different skin tone. She is what she is.” Customer: “WHAT? That is RIDICULOUS! Give me a WHITE DORA!” Me: “I’m very sorry ma’am, but they simply don’t exist…” Customer: “Fine! I’ll take my business elsewhere!” *storms out* |
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln | |
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:00 pm Post #14548 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:00 pm Post #14549 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 20, 2009 3:00 pm Post #14550 |
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How To Tell You’ve Lowered Your Standards Gas Station | Deming, NM, USA (I was finishing checking out an elderly man’s purchases when this exchange happened.) Me: “Have a nice day!” Customer: “When you’re 85 years old and you wake up with a pulse, and your next door neighbor isn’t hitting you over the head with a shovel, you’re having a good day.” Me: “…” |
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:00 pm Post #14551 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:00 pm Post #14552 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:01 pm Post #14553 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 20, 2009 3:01 pm Post #14554 |
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The Bigger The Lie, The Higher They Fly Airline | Chicago, IL, USA (The captain of our aircraft had stepped off to get some paperwork as customers were boarding. One passenger looked up front and turned to our flight attendant.) Passenger: “Why is there only one pilot up there?” Flight attendant: “She is the first officer. The Captain will be back in a bit.” Passenger: “Can they fly the plane with only one pilot?” Flight attendant: “The other pilot will be back in a moment. He is taking care of some paperwork.” Passenger: “Why are there two seats if there is only one pilot?” Flight attendant: *gives up* “Well, sir… actually, she is just setting up the airplane and telling it where to go. In a few moments, she’ll push the start button and leave. The plane will fly us all the way there with no pilot at all.” Passenger: “Oh! That’s neat!” sits down, apparently satisfied* |
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:01 pm Post #14555 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:01 pm Post #14556 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 20, 2009 3:01 pm Post #14557 |
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Someone Needs To Get Ctrl-Alt-Deleted Technical Support | Newark, DE, USA (A customer calls in having trouble logging into her email.) Me: “Okay, let’s try typing the password into a text program like Notepad or Word. Then, we can copy and paste it into the password box.” Caller: “Copy and paste?” Me: “Yeah, it’s just a quick–” Caller: “COPY AND PASTE? What the h***?! I have a secretary so that I don’t have to learn copy and f***ing paste!” Me: “If you calm down, it’s really very easy.” Caller: *hangs up phone* |
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:01 pm Post #14558 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Wed May 20, 2009 3:02 pm Post #14559 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Wed May 20, 2009 3:02 pm Post #14560 |
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Imaginary Return, Imaginary Refund Hardware Store | Adelaide, Australia (A woman comes into our hardware store with an empty pot.) Customer: “Hi, how are you? I’d like to make a return.” Me: “Sure, what would you like to return today?” Customer: “I need to return this plant.” *holds up empty pot* Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but you only have the pot there.” Customer: “Yeah, I know.” Me: “Well, you need to have the plant to return it.” Customer: “But I’ve already planted it!” |
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