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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:48 pm Post #14181 |
 
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overheardintheoffice.com 5PM Raise Your Hand If You Know People Who Are Raising Their Grandchildren Senior administrator: Speaking of birth control, how is your daughter? Professor: Knocked up. Cambridge, Massachusetts |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:50 pm Post #14182 |
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4PM Dude, It's Always Saturday in Space Newswriter to whole room: I've always wondered something. When they say the space shuttle is returning to earth on Saturday, is it also Saturday in space? Or do you think it's a different day up there? Gainesville, Georgia Overheard by: not sure what i'm doing here |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:50 pm Post #14183 |
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3PM You're a Visionary, Sir Partner: I guess just like people watch tv electronically, one day they'll figure out how to send mail electronically. Brooklyn, New York |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:50 pm Post #14184 |
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2PM Or Just Recruiting for the Company Softball Team Again? Coworker #1: Did you hurt your foot? Coworker #2: Why? Coworker #1: Well, I thought you were limping the other day. Coworker #2: Are you writing an unauthorized biography of me!? Columbia, Missouri Overheard by: Fluffy |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:51 pm Post #14185 |
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1PM The One Thing That Would Make Wii Better Coworker on phone: Excuse me for a second...why did we block out the penis? Oh my god, it's a penis parade! Los Angeles, California Overheard by: Not on the parade route |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:51 pm Post #14186 |
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12PM The Filmstrip We All Saw in Sixth Grade Confused male call center worker: What are you doing? Female coworker, shaking dress after hours of cutting off split ends: I've got hair on my thing and it's itchy. Adelaide Australia |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:51 pm Post #14187 |
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11AM Arlene Had Difficulty Grasping the Concept Of a Skirt Annoyed female coworker: Stupid pants! Get in my crotch! Atlanta, Georgia Overheard by: B. Rye |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:52 pm Post #14188 |
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10AM And She Was Rockin' the Raccoon Eye Makeup Male worker: She's off, her mother just died. Female worker: Yeah, her hair looked great today. Deli New Jersey Overheard by: waiting in line |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:52 pm Post #14189 |
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9AM Follow Me to the Jackhammer Room! Boss: We have to move out of the conference room because the student is deaf and the piano lesson in the room above is so loud. Underling: Wait... If the student is deaf why does it matter that the piano is loud? Boss: I can't deal with this right now. Syracuse, New York Overheard by: i choose to not hear you |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:53 pm Post #14190 |
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from overheardinnewyork.com Why Bands Break Up: Explained Band member #1: I'm feeling a little like Calvin and Hobbes with this cardboard time machine here. Band member #2: I don't know what you're talking about. --Ars Nova, W 54th St Overheard by: Emily B. |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:53 pm Post #14191 |
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Love Means Never Having to Say "I'm Puking" Spanish thug #1: I'm all about love, man, but I never say it, like, I loved my ex. Spanish thug #2: What is love? And not the general meaning of it. Spanish thug #1: It's like feeling sick to your stomach. (pause) Right? Spanish thug #2: Yeah, that's good. --Q27 Bus Overheard by: trying to read in peace |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:54 pm Post #14192 |
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Then My Answer Is "Miasma" Man #1: What's with this girl Desriree? Man #2: (pauses, thinking) Man #1: Come on, it's a yes or no question! --Club, Ave B |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:54 pm Post #14193 |
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Are You Saying They're Bad News and Full Of Splooge? Stressed woman, on the verge of tears: She thinks because she's fourteen she can come home whenever she wants and treat me however she wants! Male friend: Kids are young, dumb, and full of cum! Stressed woman: True, dat. --E Train Overheard by: Luis |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:55 pm Post #14194 |
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So at Least You Got Unlimited Salad and Breadsticks Out Of the Deal Male NYU student #1: Like a deer caught in the headlights--he just wanted to have sex. Male NYU student #2: I love the Olive Garden, though. --Waverly & Greene |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:55 pm Post #14195 |
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We'll Wear Pleated Khakis and Have Sex With Women for All Eternity Gay guy #1: I shouldn't have told them about it. Gay guy #2: Oh, don't feel bad. We're both going to hell anyway. --1 Train |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:55 pm Post #14196 |
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You Should See How I Dance in My Music Video! Blond chick: I think, like, great artists are always awkward. Random Indian guy: I'm not awkward. --Bleecker b/w 6th & 7th Ave Overheard by: catsandgnomes |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:55 pm Post #14197 |
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Isn't That a Gateway Drink? Nerdy NYU freshman #1: Have you ever had a screwdriver? Nerdy NYU freshman #2: What's that? Is that alcohol? Nerdy NYU freshman #1: It's alcohol. But, it's orange juice. It tastes like orange juice with alcohol in it. So good. --3rd Ave & 14th St |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:56 pm Post #14198 |
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Do IT Guys Have Any Social Skills? Loud chick: When gully's really hungry, he'll be like, "rowr! rowr!" And then he'll bite my leg. --Hudson & Houston Overheard by: Harriet Vane |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:56 pm Post #14199 |
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...to Buy Chocolate and Alcohol Granddaughter: I spy... Grandma... You have to listen...I spy with my little eye, something that helps adults. Mother: Chocolate. Grandmother: Alcohol. Granddaughter: No! Bank of America! Mother: That helps adults? --7th & Broadway Headline by: Botticus |
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| AWOLangel | Mon May 18, 2009 7:57 pm Post #14200 |
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The Lost Jo Dialogue from Facts Of Life Ghetto girl #1: I'ma f#ck her up! I'ma cut that bitch! Ghetto boy: You gon' kill her? Ghetto girl #1: Nah, I'ma cut her! Ghetto girl #2: You can't do that, thas' ya ex! Ghetto girl #1: Exactly! Thas' why I'ma f#ck her up. She broke up with me! --G Train |
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