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| Gummy | Sun May 17, 2009 5:57 pm Post #14061 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun May 17, 2009 5:58 pm Post #14062 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun May 17, 2009 5:58 pm Post #14063 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun May 17, 2009 5:58 pm Post #14064 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun May 17, 2009 5:59 pm Post #14065 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun May 17, 2009 5:59 pm Post #14066 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun May 17, 2009 6:00 pm Post #14067 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 6:56 pm Post #14068 |
 
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from notalwaysright.com Pepperoni Pizza With A Side Of Pointless Paranoia 911 Call Center | Montreal, QC, Canada Me: “9-1-1, police, fire, or ambulance?” Caller: “Help, please God, help!” Me: “Sir, what’s the emergency?” Caller: “Someone’s trying to break into my house! Please, send the cops!” Me: “Calm down… the police are well on the way as we are talking.” Caller: “I don’t want to die! Oh my God, why me?” Me: “Sir, take a deep breath. Do you know this person?” Caller: “Yeah, I ordered some pizza, I paid, and he gave it to me. I can see through the window it’s him… he’s pounding on my door trying to get in! Where are the cops?!” Me: “Sir, I’ll stay on the phone with you if it makes you feel safer. Can you yell what he wants?” Caller: “Okay…” *yells toward the door* “What do you want, man?!” Pizza guy: *faintly, behind the door* “You forgot your change!” |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 6:56 pm Post #14069 |
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Miracle On 24th Street Cellphone Store | Fallon, NV, USA (I had activated a phone for a new customer with a standard two-year agreement. The next day, she comes back into the store, clearly irritated.) Me: “Hi, welcome back. How is your new phone working?” Customer: “You messed up my contract. You need to fix it.” Me: “Okay, what is the problem with your contract?” Customer: “You said I had a two-year contract, but on this paperwork it says 24 months. You need to fix it.” Me: “Ma’am, there’s nothing wrong with the contract.” Customer: “Yes, there is. You said two years and this says 24 months!” Me: “Ma’am… how many months are in a year?” Customer: “Twel–oh…well, now I feel stupid!” |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 6:56 pm Post #14070 |
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The World: America’s Theme Park Cafe | Kuranda, Australia (Note: this takes place at our cafe in Kuranda, Australia.) Tourist: “Lady, how about we make a deal? I wanna buy this bottle from you.” Me: “Oh, sorry. We only have four of the blue ones and they’re not for sale.” Tourist: “So you’re telling me I can’t buy this?” Me: “Yes… I know it’s a nice bottle, but we do need it for the water.” Tourist: “Lady, I don’t think you understand what I’m getting at.” (The tourist pulls a wad of US money from his wallet.) Tourist: “I got REAL money here!” |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 7:19 pm Post #14071 |
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Testing The Testers College | Ohio, USA Me: *on the phone* “**** Admissions, this is ****. How may I help you?” Caller: “Hello. A man called me from your office yesterday. Can you tell me who that was?” Me: “Well, there are a number of men who work in our office. Do you remember his name?” Caller: “It was a man.” Me: “I understand that, ma’am. However, there are five men in our office who could have called you.” Caller: “Can you list them for me?” (I proceed to list the males who work in our office.) Caller: “No, those don’t sound right.” Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but those are the only men who work in this office.” Caller: “It was a man!” Me: “Yes, I understand. However, I can’t help you unless you know any more details. Can you tell me what the call was regarding?” Caller: “It was a man! That’s all I know! Please transfer me to the man who called me! You should be able to know who called me!” Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t track calls that go out. That’s a privacy issue. However, if you could just give me some details…” Caller: “My son’s name is ****. Why can’t you figure out who called me?!” (I proceed to look up the counselor responsible for her son’s area of the country.) Me: “All right, I have the name of the man right here. Would you like me to transfer you?” Caller: “No, it’s all right. I’ll call him myself.” *hangs up* |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 7:29 pm Post #14072 |
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The Child May Get A Himself Complex Retail | Eugene, OR, USA (I was working at the registers as a lady walked in with a child in a stroller. One of the other employees walked up to her.) Employee: “Aw, what a cute baby. What’s his name?” Customer: “God.” Employee: “You named the kid after God?” Customer: “No, I named him God.” |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 7:38 pm Post #14073 |
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Take Two Megabytes And Call Me In The Morning Tech Support | Grand Rapids, MI, USA Me: *on the phone* “Thank you for calling Customer Support, my name is ****. How may I assist you?” Customer: “I would like to cancel my prescription to the Internet.” Me: “I’m sorry, you said…prescription?” Customer: “Yes, I went with a high speed provider! I don’t need my prescription with you any more!” Me: “…have you checked to see if that was OK with your doctor?” |
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| Gummy | Mon May 18, 2009 1:05 am Post #14074 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Mon May 18, 2009 1:05 am Post #14075 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Mon May 18, 2009 1:05 am Post #14076 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Mon May 18, 2009 1:06 am Post #14077 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Mon May 18, 2009 1:06 am Post #14078 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Mon May 18, 2009 1:06 am Post #14079 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Mon May 18, 2009 1:06 am Post #14080 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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