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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:24 pm Post #13961 |
 
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You'll Start Wearing Deodorant? 6th grade student: Miss Smith, I've decided that I'm gonna to end my reign of terror. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:24 pm Post #13962 |
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First Shoot the Person Who Gave a Kid a Megaphone Little nine-year-old kid with megaphone: You are going to go to hell, you know! The Apocalypse is coming! Are you ready? If you are drinking, you are a bad mother! Army man #1, standing nearby: Do we have permission to fire? Army man #2: I wish. The Kentucky Derby Overheard by: Kdub-ya |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:26 pm Post #13963 |
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A Kayak? Ohhh, a Kayak-- Gotcha. Middle-aged man: So, how is your husband? Middle-aged woman: He left me three years ago. Man: Oh. (awkward/embarrassed laugh) I'm sorry to hear that. Woman: It's okay, I bought myself a kayak. Charlottesville, Virginia |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:26 pm Post #13964 |
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And the Third Is to Ask If We Watched America's Next Top Model Last Night! Blond on cell: She doesn't call us in six months and when she does, the first call is to tell us that her boyfriend is dead on some motel floor, and the second call is that her mom is dead on the sofa! Houston, Texas |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:26 pm Post #13965 |
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But I Still Love The View Petite, hip girl: Honestly, it's not that controversial. Drama club kid: Yeah, it's just a woman saying "vagina." Connecticut Overheard by: ernaynay |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:27 pm Post #13966 |
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from overheardatthebeach.com The Same Unhappy Paradox Applies to Drugs Rented Segway guy with a helmet to another: You feel really cool, but you don't *look* really cool. --Venice Beach, California Overheard by: byrneout |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:28 pm Post #13967 |
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from overheardinnewyork.com Planned Parenthood, Dear Reader. Seriously. Mom to crying baby: Oh my god, shut the hell up! --Q Train Overheard by: Jay |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:30 pm Post #13968 |
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...When You Stop Hanging Around With Me Girl #1: What did your astrologer say? Girl #2: She said I will meet my husband in the next year. He's 6'4" with salt-and-pepper hair. He has a title but he's not lawyer. Girl #1: Yeah...and he's a billionaire? Girl #2: He's not a billionaire but he does well for himself. Oh, also he's French but he speaks seven languages. Girl #2: Did she say anything about me? Girl #1: She said your life is gonna go from shitty to alright. --Holiday Cocktail Lounge, St Mark's & 2nd Overheard by: wax |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:33 pm Post #13969 |
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Though We Wouldn't Be Able to Charge As Much for Admission Water polo boy #1: Entertain me! Water polo boy #2: Dude, why don't we just naked wrestle! (pause) Or we could wrestle with clothes on? --Edward's Parade, Fordham University |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:34 pm Post #13970 |
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How to Get Your Child Chased with Torches, in One Easy Step Five-year-old girl, watching NYU protest: Mommy, what is going on? Mom: Oh. it's just kids who don't want to pay for tuition. Five-year-old girl, screaming to protesters: Pay your tuition! --NYU |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:34 pm Post #13971 |
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How You Know It's Time to Distract Your Child with Ice Cream Small boy: So abortion isn't like killing, it's like stopping? Small boy's mother: Yes, honey...it's all very complicated, but, some people think that a baby can't be killed when it's inside the womb because it's not really a baby yet. Small boy: So, it's not a baby till it's out? Small boy's mother: That's right. Small boy: And then we can kill them? --M103 Bus Overheard by: Lilly |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:34 pm Post #13972 |
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For When the Interviewer Asks Why They Should Hire Me Passenger to Asian girl carrying strange bag: Is that a didgeridoo in your bag? Asian girl: Excuse me? Passenger: Is that a didgeridoo in you bag? Asian girl: Oh no, it's my sword. --Elevator, 39th St Overheard by: Baby Dinosaur |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:35 pm Post #13973 |
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Trust Me-- I've Thought About This a Lot. Crazy guy, about Scottish Deerhounds: See, they've got personality. They're enjoying themselves. They've got four legs, but we say we're smarter? I wish I had four legs. German owner of Deerhounds: Then you couldn't open doors. Crazy guy: But what if one of my front paws had a hand? Then I could open doors. --Marcus Garvey Dog Run, 120th St & Madison Ave Overheard by: anna |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:37 pm Post #13974 |
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I Think I've Seen This Seinfeld Episode... Young Jewish guy #1: You know how you're allowed to make jokes about 9/11 if you're from New York? Young Jewish guy #2: Yeah, totally. You're definitely allowed to do that. Young Jewish guy #1: Exactly. It's just like a Jew being able to make a joke about the Holocaust. Young Jewish guy #2: Of course. It's like a rite of passage or something. --Pier 3, Brooklyn |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:37 pm Post #13975 |
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Which Is How New York Gets Its New Livers (older woman falls and younger woman helps her put on her shoes) Older woman, surprised: Oh! Wow, thank you so much! Young lady: Yeah, well... I'm a transplant. --Columbus Circle |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:37 pm Post #13976 |
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Are People Still Talking About This? Guy #1: No, step one is cut a hole in the box. Guy #2: Oh, yeah, I guess if you did it the other way around it would be kind of dangerous. --Times Square Overheard by: Patrick |
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| AWOLangel | Sun May 17, 2009 3:40 pm Post #13977 |
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I'm Almost Done With That, Too Guy: Maybe we get a whiteboard so you list out that day's issues before we get on the subway. Girl: I'm done talking. Guy: We weren't talking: you were making statements of what I do wrong. --N Train |
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| Gummy | Sun May 17, 2009 3:53 pm Post #13978 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun May 17, 2009 3:54 pm Post #13979 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sun May 17, 2009 3:54 pm Post #13980 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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