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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 5:34 pm Post #13641 |
 
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11AM Which Explains Why I Brought the Pig on a Spit Girl, during meeting: Meeting adjourned! Boss: Actually, that's at the end of the meeting. Girl: Oh, I thought it was like "aloha." Minneapolis, Minnesota Overheard by: bryan b |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 5:35 pm Post #13642 |
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10AM You Don't Vote Pro-Yolk, Do You, Sir? Waitress #1, to customer: I've tried that before, except I don't really like runny eggs, so I usually don't get it. It's good, though. Poached eggs look too much like an abortion. (pauses) I probably shouldn't have said that... Waitress #2, overhearing: Wait, what looks like an abortion? Waitress #1: Poached eggs. Waitress #2: Oh. (pause) Yeah, they do. Café Boston, Massachusetts Overheard by: I wouldn't know. I've never had one. |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 5:36 pm Post #13643 |
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9AM Mavis Learns That Antifreeze Is Poison Photo assistant: Okay, put something else in my mouth and I'll tell you what it is. Culver City, California Overheard by: LaLa Land |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 8:15 pm Post #13644 |
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overheardinnewyork.com ...God, I Miss Her. Buff 20-something black guy: Yeah, she was that one I was going out with last summer. Tall 30-something black guy: So what happened? Buff younger black guy: She got fat! In like two weeks! And also, she was cheating on me: she never told me she hadn't broken up with her boyfriend at the time! --Planet Sushi, Amsterdam Ave Overheard by: Susan Volchok |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 8:16 pm Post #13645 |
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"Path Train" Is What She Calls Her Vaginal Canal Drunk loud Jersey girl: F#ck you! Just go to the f#cking PATH train, alright? (walks away angrily) Drunker Jersey guy, yelling: I told you she wants to f#ck me! --Caroline's on Broadway |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 8:16 pm Post #13646 |
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It Still Beats Unemployment, Though Girl: My job is terrible. Guy: Gimme a break, my job is so bad I wanna kill anyone who even looks at me...and half of the people who don't. Girl: Okay, you win. --Columbus Circle Overheard by: Dustin |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 8:16 pm Post #13647 |
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Blame the Marx Brothers for This, Dear Reader Five year old to dad: Look, dad, we're going over the bridge! Dad to five-year-old son, in admonishing tone: Remember? It's not a bridge; it's a viaduct. --F Train Overheard by: 27 year old who thought it was a bridge, too |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 8:29 pm Post #13648 |
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And I'm Sure They'll Give Him a Long Tube to Breathe through Girl #1: So, my boyfriend's joining the Navy, but I don't want him up in the sky! Girl #2: The Navy's underground, stupid. --Marymount Manhattan College Library |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 8:30 pm Post #13649 |
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Why We Avoid Staten Island: Encapsulated. Maternal woman to 14-year-old girl: My, aren't you looking sexy! Random creepy guy: She ain't wrong! --Bayview Place, Staten Island Overheard by: now I want a mental shower |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 8:32 pm Post #13650 |
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Our Bad. Security guard #1: I tolz him, if he looked at my woman again, I'd cut 'em in the d!ck. And he did, so I cut 'em in the d!ck. Security guard #2: Aw, hell no! You can't just go around doin' that! I stabbed a dude once! But it was back in the 70s and I kept it way down on the downlow, no one ever found out. --Harware Store, Upper East Side |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 8:32 pm Post #13651 |
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Maybe Somebody Nice Will Kidnap You Three-year-old girl, singing loudly: It's hot and it's cold, it's yes and it's no, we fight we break up, and kiss and make up. Mom, sounding desperate: Please...please just go stand over there. --Bathroom, Intrepid Museum |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 8:32 pm Post #13652 |
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Or Have the Pigeons Grown Weary Of My Great Depression Stories? Gramps: Those bags from the store... (children and mother laugh). Mother: You're talking very loud. Gramps: What--are we in church? Did I wake somebody up? (children and mother continue laughing) Gramps: What did I do wrong? Should I go sit outside? --Doctor's Office, Central Park West Overheard by: Erick B |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 8:33 pm Post #13653 |
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The Two Main Viewing Demographics Of Judge Judy Woman: It's so nice to be retired... Man: "Retarded?" Woman: That, too. --28th & 5th Overheard by: EHL |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 8:33 pm Post #13654 |
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It's Like a Hug from the MTA Conductor: Please stand clear of the closing doors. Ghetto guy: Yo, they be closing those closin' doors on my dick! --Uptown A Train Overheard by: queenofscots |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 8:34 pm Post #13655 |
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Ice? Egg? Shaving? Burnout #1: Yo, is the Dove company that makes chocolate the same Dove company that makes like lotion? Burnout #2: Man, what are you talking about? Burnout #1: I'm just wondering. I was eating Dove chocolate the other day and it said it was "extra creamy." I'm just...ya know...what kind of cream you think they use? --E Train Overheard by: Moisturized Chocolate Lover |
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| AWOLangel | Fri May 15, 2009 8:34 pm Post #13656 |
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I Was Never Much One for Symmetry, Anyway Female friend at bar: Why can't I find a man? Male friend at bar: Why do I date nutjobs? Female friend at bar: I'd take a nutjob... (long pause) Hell, I'd take a man with one nut! --The Half Pint, W 3rd St Overheard by: macdaddynyc |
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| Gummy | Sat May 16, 2009 1:10 am Post #13657 |
Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat May 16, 2009 1:10 am Post #13658 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat May 16, 2009 1:11 am Post #13659 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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| Gummy | Sat May 16, 2009 1:11 am Post #13660 |
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Me in 10 years^^^
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