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Gummy	Fri May 15, 2009 4:46 pm Post #13621
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri May 15, 2009 4:46 pm Post #13622
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri May 15, 2009 4:46 pm Post #13623
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



Gummy	Fri May 15, 2009 4:47 pm Post #13624
Me in 10 years^^^ Posts: 29,655 Group: Nu Trek Nirvana Member #706 Joined: July 23, 2007



AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:21 pm Post #13625
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	So They'll Take Care Of the Dogs Guy #1: No man, I told her I don't want kids. I just want dogs. Guy #2: Then why not just have kids? Manhattan, New York
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:21 pm Post #13626
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Remember the Days When I Was the Only One? Old woman to young stranger: Is that your mother? Young woman: No, bitch. That's my bitch. Old woman to friend: Kids have way too many bitches these days. Union Station Washington, DC
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:25 pm Post #13627
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Sometimes Your Words Just Flow Out, Uncontrollably Little girl: Is there diarrhea here? I love diarrhea! Mother: I have no idea what you're talking about, but it doesn't sound good, so stop it. Target Delran, New Jersey Overheard by: Amused Employee
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:25 pm Post #13628
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Stop Referring to Freshmen That Way! Professor: And these cultural anthropologists have discovered many different aspects of law in the countries they live in that differ to ours. (pause) Older student: Did you know that you can't own pygmies? The Evergreen State College Olympia, Washington Overheard by: Katie
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:26 pm Post #13629
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Have You Tried Craigslist? Woman walking Corgi shouting to woman walking King Charles Spaniel: He wants to meet a licky dog. Brookline, Massachusetts Overheard by: Aunt Kelly
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:26 pm Post #13630
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Wasn't This a Scene in Ghostbusters? Middle-aged woman: The last thing I want to do is get hit by a giant Tastycake! Princeton, New Jersey
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:26 pm Post #13631
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	I'm Dating Him Now. Preppy blonde on cell: She said she could see herself spending the rest of her life with him, so I told her: "wow, you really need to break up with him." And she did! Marist College Poughkeepsie, New York
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:27 pm Post #13632
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Isn't That, Like, Forbidden by the Bible? Dude on cell: You are a liar. We talked about this before. (5 minutes later) Did you wash the red comforter? (pause) So you think I'm just going to sleep in the bed where she got her p#ssy juice? Koreatown Los Angeles, California
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:27 pm Post #13633
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	from overheardatthebeach.com Hey, I've Seen You Eat Molten Chocolate Cake Elderly man, taking picture of his wife on the beach: You look like you're having an orgasm! Wife: How would you know? --Pass-A-Grille Beach, Florida Overheard by: The girl who almost ended up in the picture.
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:28 pm Post #13634
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	Since You Can't Say, "Everything Looks Great on That Bitch" Chick #1: You know what would be the hardest job in the world? Chick #2: What? Chick #1: To emcee a fashion show. Oh my god, that must be so hard. Chick #2: Oh, yeah. --Capitola, California
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:29 pm Post #13635
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	overheartintheoffice.com 5PM Unless She Has Motion Sickness Office drone: The best way to tell your wife you love her is to give her a sex swing. Novi, Michigan Overheard by: Rae
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:29 pm Post #13636
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	4PM Nowadays, Of Course, Dogs Make Their Own Gravy Manager: Do you remember the cartoon where they hold the dog down and pour gravy down its throat? Great cartoon, that. Melbourne Australia
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:29 pm Post #13637
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	3PM The Propmasters on Indiana Jones Movies Are Always Kept on Their Toes Coworker wandering lobby, on cell: Why are you going to be late this time? What do you mean the camel got loose and knocked over the "wheel of death!" The Red Brick Hell House Upper Alberta Canadia Overheard by: Lackey
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:32 pm Post #13638
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	2PM Dying Was Just One Final Way Of Leaving the Toilet Seat Up Shop assistant: Have you got the measurements? Old woman: My husband put them somewhere safe. Shop assistant: He can't find them? Old woman: He died. (awkward silence) Shop assistant: I'm sorry. Old woman: He always was inconsiderate. Fabric Shop England
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:32 pm Post #13639
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	1PM Ever Been Hit by a Ten-Pound Bag Of Oranges? Peon, during office Easter egg hunt: Kim* was running down the hallway, wearing a non-supportive bra. Now I don't want to hunt for Easter eggs anymore, I just want to die... Mississauga Canadia Overheard by: Wearing supportive undergarments
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


AWOLangel	Fri May 15, 2009 5:33 pm Post #13640
Posts: 36,542 Group: DS9 Nirvana Member #25 Joined: January 17, 2006	12PM Well, Except for Celia in Accounting Male boss: Are those cupcakes handmade? Female subordinate: We don't do hand jobs here! Washington, DC Overheard by: This isn't Starbucks
	All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln


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