Today's New Posts
Posted Image

Wanted: New forum members!
Do you have the right stuff to be an arch-angel member?

Must be:
  • willing to talk trek
  • able to have fun
  • open to geekiness in all it's glory
  • willing to make new friends and be overwhelmed by our welcoming members
  • open to particpating in lots of activities and contests
Do you have what it takes? Then what are you waiting for? Register now and start posting right away! Register Now!

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Spam; 2.0
Topic Started: Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:29 am (69,372 Views)
Gummy
Member Avatar
Me in 10 years^^^

Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gummy
Member Avatar
Me in 10 years^^^

Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gummy
Member Avatar
Me in 10 years^^^

Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gummy
Member Avatar
Me in 10 years^^^

Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gummy
Member Avatar
Me in 10 years^^^

Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AWOLangel
Member Avatar


from overheardeverywhere.com

What's That Mewling Thing Attached to Your Boob?

Girl to friend: Where have you been? I haven't seen you for almost nine months!
Friend: I've been in Mexico.
Girl: Why?
Friend: Think about it...

Westwood, California
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AWOLangel
Member Avatar


According to Wiki

Drunk girl at pub table: It's just that guys get sex changes all the time and then realize it's not so fun. They just think it'd be awesome to have boobs.

London
England

Overheard by: Grew her own boobs.
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AWOLangel
Member Avatar


I Couldn't Help It-- I Kept Shining a Strobe Light on Him.

College girl to three friends, completely serious: Yeah, I guess his penis had epilepsy or something.

College Dining Hall
Pennsylvania
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AWOLangel
Member Avatar


But, Like, Why Do They Always Salivate When I Ring This Bell?

Professor: How do you feel about presenting?
Student: Nervous. I don't like talking in front of people.
Professor: These aren't people, these are students!
Students: (silence)
Professor: That's not a nice thing to say. You can't believe I just said that, can you?

UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: CR
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AWOLangel
Member Avatar


At Least 30% Of Him Is, Anyway.

Five-year-old: Is Michael Jackson real?
Teenage sister, exasperatedly: Yes! How many times do we have to have this conversation?!

Margate, New Jersey

Overheard by: Chris S.
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AWOLangel
Member Avatar


Not Today, Though-- I've Got Leg Cramps

Hobo: Hey baby, you ever had the back a yo' knee f#cked?
Girl in line at the show: Once...it was okay, I guess.
Hobo: Shitdamn girl, you're a freak!

Ybor
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Gotta try that
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AWOLangel
Member Avatar


Did You Have to Use a Staple Remover, Though?

Enthusiastic woman, yelling over hand dryer: Circumcision is the way forward!

Women's Bathroom
The Gate, Newcastle
England

Overheard by: Mell
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
AWOLangel
Member Avatar


What Passes for Foreplay in Utah

Bored woman on cell: Wow, you have a lot of potatoes.

Airport
Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: ... What?!
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.--Abraham Lincoln
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gummy
Member Avatar
Me in 10 years^^^

Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gummy
Member Avatar
Me in 10 years^^^

Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gummy
Member Avatar
Me in 10 years^^^

Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gummy
Member Avatar
Me in 10 years^^^

Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gummy
Member Avatar
Me in 10 years^^^

Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gummy
Member Avatar
Me in 10 years^^^

Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gummy
Member Avatar
Me in 10 years^^^

Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · Matter Stream · Next Topic »
Add Reply


Today's New Posts

Wissaboo's Arch AngelsArch-Angels on TwitterArch-Angels on Facebookarch-angels on PinterestWissaboo channel on YouTube Arch-Angels Board Feed

Theme by Sith of Outline
Special thanks go out to CaptDennyCrane for making all star trek images for the default skin, and to Jadzia20 for making our welcome banner

FreeButtons